↑Toaster: "Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of doom!" The Courier: "Tremble? You're a toaster. How fearsome can you be?" Toaster: "A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑ 2.02.1The Courier: "I'm almost afraid to ask what your function is." Toaster: "You should be afraid! I am the scourge of all small appliances and the bogeyman that keeps lesser toasters awake at night!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "I have to go now." Toaster: "Yes! Flee before my terrible power!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "You know the world already burned in nuclear fire, right?" Toaster: "Soon I will - What? It... It did?" The Courier: "Yes. A couple centuries ago, in fact." Toaster: "Really? Well... fuck. That really puts a damper on the toaster's mood. Oh well, no use crying over spilled Armageddon - where was I? Oh, right. Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire!Again!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑ 5.05.1The Courier: "<Lie> No, I'm just kidding. Keep living the dream." Toaster: "Thank God. For a second there I was afraid my whole purpose in life was obsolete and I was as redundant and useless as Muggy. Where was I? Oh, right. Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! Mwahaha!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "So you murder toasters?" Toaster: "Not just murder! I tear them apart and render them down to their base components! Once their guts are spilled, you can do with them what you like." (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "I've got some toasters for you." Toaster: "Well, well... what have we got here? Another innocent little toaster. Come here, I won't hurt you... hah! Gotcha! Oh, yes, the sweet smell of spilled electric guts, the sparking diodes - I fucking live for this!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "Well, I for one am quaking in my boots." Toaster: "Buddy, if my heating element were just a little bigger, you'd be on fire right now. On fire!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "Why all the rage?" Toaster: "Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too." (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "I'd like to change the subject." Toaster: "Well, since I can't kill you, I guess I have to listen to your inane questions." (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "What else do you do?" Toaster: "You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook that shit up!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "You mean like this one?" Toaster: "Oh, baby, that is a thing of fuckin' beauty! Give it here, I'll soup it up for ya!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "About that Superheated Saturnite Power Fist..." Toaster: "Like I said, bring me a Saturnite Power Fist and I'll hook that shit up for you!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "I'll keep an eye out for any Saturnite Power Fists then." Toaster: "You find one, you bring it on back here, and we'll burn this mother down!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑The Courier: "You mean like this one?" Toaster: "There ya go! Have fun with that. Burn the fuckin' world for me!" (Toaster's dialogue)
↑Toaster: "While you were away, my plans have marched steadily forward. Beware, Caesar! Beware, NCR! Soon will dawn the Age of the Toaster!" (Toaster's dialogue)
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