- ↑ Eden Meadows Cinemas terminal entries; terminal, Invaders from Beyond Our Galaxy
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 A Vault Dweller: "I don't know. Maybe you were an astronaut named Blast, and simply forgot."
Xerxo: "Zebulonians do not forget. We have 38 brains, each one working independently to remember the time you didn't pay your fair share for dinner. Mary chipped in, and she barely ate. But you! You ate half the food, and conveniently "forgot" your wallet at home. Everyone else may have forgot that minor transgression, but little brain number 36 didn't." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "I've never seen the movie myself."
Xerxo: "Good. And trust me, it's not worth watching. The acting is atrocious." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "The name Blast does sound familiar, but I can't place where."
Xerxo: "I've never heard of it, and no one has ever referred to me as a verb of any kind. I told the writers it was a stupid name, but do they listen to old Elliot? No. They tell him, "you do your job, and we'll do ours." Well, now I'm doing the job of invading this backwater planet, so the joke's on them." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Xerxo: "If you need any help relaxing, I can show you an ancient Zebulonian meditation technique. It involves heavy drinking and vomiting out negative energies."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 A Vault Dweller: "[Intelligence 4+] The name Elliot Manfield mean anything to you? You know, the actor that played Blast Hannigan in "Invaders from Beyond Our Galaxy"?"
Xerxo: "Well, the other day, I did have something you Earthlings call, a "dream." I had switched my brain organs to sleep mode when I was suddenly bombarded by a strange visual. It was of a tall man in a spacesuit, walking on a stage. And in the background, there was a voice that said, "Elliot, break a leg." And perhaps this Elliot is a real person - a shell of himself, trying to find a way to cope in a world he simply does not understand. But given that my name is Xerxo, and I've never broken either of my legs, my dream was clearly about someone else." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Why does your suit say "Blast?""
Xerxo: "It does not say "Blast." The symbols merely resemble your language, and it's confusing you. What appears to you as letters are in fact ancient Zebulonian runes that spell the name "Xerxo."" (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "The name on your suit says "Blast." Are you sure you aren't him?"
Xerxo: "The Zebulonian runes on my suit spell "Xerxo". They're the same runes you'll find on my intergalactic pilot's license." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Welcome to our planet, Xerxo."
Xerxo: "Thank you. You know, many Earthlings are hostile to our kind. They call us names like "ghoul," or "crazy person," or "stop, thief!" But me, I ignore all of these taunts, for the sake of my mission: the invasion and complete subjugation of your planet." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 A Vault Dweller: "Have you heard of the film "Invaders from Beyond Our Galaxy?""
Xerxo: "Do you think that just because I'm a space captain, brilliant military tactician, and devilishly handsome, that I am not also a student of history? I know all about that piece of Earthist propaganda." A Vault Dweller: "How is it propaganda?" Xerxo: "It depicts the Zebulon Empire as evil, the Neptunians as Earth slaves, and worst of all, Blast Hannigan as a hero." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "Greetings Earthling. I am Xerxo, son of Xarlax, captain of the starship Voxthaltha of the Zebulon Empire."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "There are 10,000 starships in the Zebulonian fleet, each one equipped with the latest in interstellar missile technology and a dozen private chefs."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ 13.0 13.1 Xerxo: "The Zebulonians weren't the first to develop advanced probing technology, but we definitely are the ones who perfected it. We've got machines that can probe 100,000 organisms per second, and serve you ice cream when you're done."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ 14.0 14.1 Xerxo: "I have family on Zebulon. We communicate daily via telepathy. The long distance charges are out of this world, but it's certainly worth it."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "I'm going to miss a lot of my childrens' milestones. When they play their first Zorxball game. When they fire their first ray gun. Prom."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "I'll have you know I've flipped no less than ten planets in the last year alone. I'm not just a starship captain, I'm a renowned intergalactic realtor."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "You're reselling our planet for profit? Didn't you say Zebulon was an empire?"
Xerxo: "Yes. A real estate empire. What kind of empire were you imagining? No doubt one that reflects your failings as a species." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ 18.0 18.1 A Vault Dweller: "[Charisma 4+] You're invading our planet? At least buy us dinner first."
Xerxo: "That may be how it works in your culture, but Zebulonians do not engage in your primitive rituals of dinner, movies, and inane small talk. When we see something we want, we form an exploratory committee on the 25th of Dexember, to summon the God of War, Xanta. Xanta then creates a list of planets that have been naughty, and nice. The naughty ones we invade. And your planet has been...so naughty." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Why have you come to Earth? Why not just invade?"
Xerxo: "Before we begin the invasion and close escrow on your planet, some reconnaissance and an appraisal needs to be done. I am here studying your people, and perhaps, if the opportunity avails itself, mate with them." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "All right, whatever. Just don't touch my things."
Xerxo: "Don't worry, I would never touch anything you Earthlings have put your sausage-like tentacles on. Anyway, there's still some paperwork I need to file for closing escrow on the planet, so if you need me, I'll be on my spaceship." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ 21.0 21.1 A Vault Dweller: "I'm probably going to regret this. Fine, let's do this."
Xerxo: "Well, as flattered as I am by the proposition, I'm only allowed to perform the ancient Zebulonian love dance with high ranking government officials. If you would like, however, we can stand near each other, and exchange nearby gases. I understand that is what qualifies as intimacy among your species." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Why would you need to mate with an Earthling?"
Xerxo: "Because that is how you Earthlings reveal your secrets. By being seduced, letting your guard down, and then whispering them in your sleep. I've studied enough of your primitive spy cartridges to know of this fact." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "That's disgusting, Xerxo."
Xerxo: "Do you think I take pleasure in this mission? I simply do what I must, for the sake of the Empire. If that means performing the ancient Zebulonian love dance with one of your high ranking diplomats, so be it." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "What if the opportunity never presents itself?"
Xerxo: "Then I will continue as I have. Studying, appraising, and reading your amazing romance literature. Just because I am not participating in your primitive mating rituals doesn't mean I shouldn't be well prepared for the scenario." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ 25.0 25.1 A Vault Dweller: "Nice to meet you. Shall I take you to our leader?"
Xerxo: "There is no need, Earthling. I have already met him and eaten him, as is required by Zebulon law. Before digesting him in one of my 47 stomachs, I made sure to slather plenty of barbecue sauce on his forehead, just the way you humans like it. We're not barbarians, after all. We may plan on invading and subjugating your entire species, but we do respect your customs." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Well, in any case, enjoy you stay."
Xerxo: "I will do my best, but this is hardly a vacation. Once the Zebulon fleet arrives, you'll see." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "Doing an audit of an entire planet is incredibly hard. You never know when one of you might blow it up again."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ 28.0 28.1 A Vault Dweller: "I, for one, welcome our Zebulonian overlords."
Xerxo: "Good. I'm glad you're able to see the forest for the trees, even though you burned half of them down." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "Twenty days until retirement and I get tasked with flipping this shitshow of a planet. Can you believe my luck?"
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "Sometimes I look at your sunsets and think to myself, oh, this planet is going to look fabulous when it's furnished. I really should remember to factor that into the price."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "There's eighty other planets I'd rather be on than this one. However, it still has its perks."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "What you call food on this planet is a disgrace. But the alcohol? Well, let's just say I'll be filing a Zebulonian copyright for all your drinks very soon."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "What a day. I could use a xartini. Ooo...or better yet, Earth whiskey."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "I'll have you know the moonshine on this planet is its only redeeming quality."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "I'm not even going to dignify that nonsense with a response."
Xerxo: "There's no need for you to respond. At least, not unless you've been chosen as Supreme Leader, at which point I will need you to formally surrender." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Oh boy, this is going to be fun."
Xerxo: "Maybe for you. But I take no joy in the complete domination of your species. I am simply required by intergalactic law to read you the terms and conditions of your surrender. If not for that, we would not be having this conversation, because I would be drinking a xartini and you would be a pile of goo." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Why are you taking over our planet?"
Xerxo: "Should we wait until you screw it up even more? Relax, Earthling. We don't plan on staying long. Your planet is what they call in the intergalactic market, a "fixer upper." We plan on cleaning it, renovating it, and then flipping it to the Martians at twice the cost." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Do the Martians even have that kind of capital?"
Xerxo: "Oh yes. Martian sand is quite valuable in the Andromeda Galaxy. It is the source of the Empire's early wealth. They use our sand in hourglasses, you know. They say using Martian sand is more precise than an atomic clock. Of course, it's all just a scam. Anyone with 19 brains knows that time isn't real." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "I don't think you're any of the things you just said."
Xerxo: "That was your first mistake. Thinking. But please rest assured, you won't have to think any longer, once we invade and subjugate your people. In fact, thinking will likely be made a crime punishable by death, followed of course by having to watch a series of instructional videos. Given that there are 1,757 stages of hell in the Zebulon afterlife, you will have ample time to watch these videos and reflect on your mistakes." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "When you have 47 stomachs, it's hard to tell which one has indigestion."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "The air here is toxic to three of my lungs. Good thing I can shed them easily."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "Oy vey, one of my backs is killing me."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Have you discovered anything interesting about our planet?"
Xerxo: "Besides the marshmallow center? Yes, a few things. But perhaps you can tell me more." Xerxo: "Besides the caramel-filled crust? Yes, a few things. But perhaps you can tell me more." Xerxo: "Besides the mole people living in the clouds? Yes, a few things. But perhaps you can tell me more." Xerxo: "Besides the odd noise it makes when it rotates? Yes, a few things. But perhaps you can tell me more." Xerxo: "Besides the fact that it's an intergalactic tax haven? Yes, a few things. But perhaps you can tell me more." Xerxo: "You mean, aside from the strange smells emanating from the occupants? Yes, a few things. But perhaps you can tell me more." Note: These lines are randomized responses to the same prompt.(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Thank you. I'll wear it with pride."
Xerxo: "You should. It's only been given to a non-Zebulonian on two occasions. One to a Zambonian who stopped the Ice Insurrection on the Planet Hockeystick. And the second, to the Scorchbeast Queen that ravaged your planet and helped reduce the asking price. Now go on, before I get all misty-eyed." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ The Unstoppables! comic, VISIT THE UX-RON GALAXY!
- ↑ Xerxo: "You know that comic about the Unstoppables visiting the Ux-Ron galaxy? Complete fabrication. They visited the Ux-Ray galaxy, and it wasn't the Unstoppables, it was the Immovables. Tell your historians to get it right next time."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Do you know about Dr. Zorbo and the Legendary Run?"
Xerxo: "Of course! I know all about Dr. Zornhole and his infamous jog." A Vault Dweller: "Close enough." Xerxo: "Yes. Almost... too close." A Vault Dweller: "It's Dr. Zorbo, actually." Xerxo: "That's what I said." A Vault Dweller: "It's the Legendary Run." Xerxo: "You cannot correct me. I am a Zebulonian, and you are not. That makes me right, and you wrong." A Vault Dweller: "It wasn't a run, but a jog?" Xerxo: "I so hate to disappoint you, but your hero is a fraud. He'd like you to think it was a run. But if you look at the tape, you'll see that he's actually jogging and the tape has simply been sped up." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "What's the real story?"
Xerxo: "Well for one, Blast Hannigan isn't a real name. It can't be. What kind of monster would name their child "Blast?" Only a Hollywood director could conceive of such cruelty. The rest is more or less true to reality, except we were liberators, and the colonists were from Uranus. They always are. Meanwhile, Earthlings had nothing to do with the incident, and yet they still plaster their names all over the credits. Typical." A Vault Dweller: "Blast Hannigan isn't a hero?" Xerxo: "Blast Hannigan doesn't even exist. He's an Earthling creation, through and through." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "How do you think they even knew about the war?"
Xerxo: "The simplest explanation is quite often the right one. The Neptunian media probably leaked it to your press." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Is there anything you want to discuss with me?"
Xerxo: "Yes, Earthling. For allowing me to stay at your camp, I have decided to generously give you our most distinguished award: the Zebulonian Medal of Honor. Here." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Great, I'm always looking for more scrap."
Xerxo: "What you do with the medal is your own business. Usually while sitting, with the door closed. But either way, it's an honor well deserved. Now go on, before I get all misty-eyed." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "This is a roll of toilet paper."
Xerxo: "No, it only looks like that to your untrained eye. Now, while it is similar to your toilet paper in look, feel, and two-ply softness, I assure you, it is made of authentic Zebulonian eagle feathers. Now go on, before I get all misty-eyed." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "I've met a few people on this planet that I mistook for Zebulonians. But apparently they're something called "ghouls"."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "Every doctor in the Zebulon Empire learns to probe their first species by the age of ten. It's part of their rite of passage."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "No one can own the planet. You can't sell it."
Xerxo: "What's the matter with you, are you some kind of communist? You Earthlings should know that everything can be bought and sold, even this conversation. I'm actually recording this on a holotape right now, and will be putting it up for auction this very evening. Hopefully you don't say anything idiotic and tank the value." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Let's see what you've got for sale."
Xerxo: "The very best in Zebulonian technology." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Let's see what you've got for sale."
Xerxo: "Premium Zebulonian wares, at premium prices." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Let's see what you've got for sale."
Xerxo: "Everything you see here, as long as it's visible." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Let's see what you've got for sale."
Xerxo: "This transaction is classified, you understand me?" (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "What if I bought the planet off you? I have the caps."
Xerxo: "Don't make me laugh. Your currency is no good on the intergalactic market. We don't use inefficient, primitive methods of exchange like bottlecaps. All of our transactions are performed using ions, transferred via clouds of gas we exhale using specialized glands." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "I'm in need of your services."
Xerxo: "Normally I don't do this, but in exchange for letting me park my spaceship here, I'm willing to rewrite the rules. I know intergalactic parking fees can be exorbitant, so don't think I don't appreciate your gesture. And if you want to learn the secrets of intergalactic space flight, I can help with that too." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "Space travel isn't very difficult. Time travel, even easier. But this "walking" these Earthlings are so fond of? It's killing me!"
(Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "How will you help me understand space flight?"
Xerxo: "Simple. By shooting you in the face." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "Yeah, I'm going to need you to elaborate."
A Vault Dweller: "I don't know if that's a good idea." Xerxo: "All Zebulonian technology is delivered through one's face holes. It provides the most impact. Perhaps I should explain further." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "I'd like another ray gun shot."
Xerxo: "Your memory's failing you Earthling. You've already got your gamma ray shot." "One burst of gamma rays, coming right up." "Then you'll get it. Right in the puddum." "Just remember to watch your landings." "Close your eyes and I'll count to three. One..." (Xerxo's dialogue) Note: These lines are randomized to the same prompt; the first line in this list is when the player has already been given the perk.
- ↑ A Vault Dweller: "This oughta be good."
Xerxo: "It's simple. The shot from my ray gun will rewrite your particles with that of a kangaroo and the DNA of an Olympic gold medalist in the long jump. The effects will be temporary, but should be felt almost immediately. Just try it, and you'll see." (Xerxo's dialogue)
- ↑ Xerxo: "Our studies show the most intelligent being on this planet is actually a Mole Miner. Yet they want me to bargain with humans instead."
(Xerxo's dialogue)
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