This quest takes place in a vault with a random layout, with around six floors. The enemies here are all raiders, typically in groups of three. There are three different raider leaders to fight, all with unique dialogue, and all accompanied by three additional raiders.
The second room on the top floor contains a friendly raider you can speak to. Near the bottom floor, there is the bride and groom, who you can speak to. The first dialogue option lets Sally Switchblade join your vault, the second option lets Marcus Hammer join your vault, and the third option rewards you with a fancy formal wear. The dwellers are rare quality and have random physical attributes, but their names are always the same and they all wear fancy formal wear. The room they are in also contains a rare weapon, a rare weapon, and a rare junk.
- "Boss ain't gonna like someone busting up her wedding!"
- "You with the bride, or groom? Need to know which lot to bury you in."
- "Yeah! Carnage! Now this is a great wedding!"
- "I forgot to bring a gift. Maybe these guys have some sweet loot I can use..."
|Opening message||Dweller response||Character response|
|Oh good, someone came! Look, you gotta do something about this wedding!
Sally an' Marcus are supposed to get married, but there's a problem.
|I'll certainly try.||Great! Oh by the way, no one else is expecting you here, so you'll probably get shot at. Good luck!|
|Are you sure about this? Shouldn't love just run its course?||No. The bosses ain't thinking straight. Go deal with it.|
|Hey! You there! You must be that love guru I've been hearing about.
Marcus seems to have gotten cold feet about this wedding.
|Sally, you're too good for Marcus. Come live with us at the Vault.||Yeah, you're right. Marcus, I'm leaving you forever. Goodbye!|
|Marcus, Sally doesn't appreciate you enough.||Is that how it's going to be? Fine, go live with the Vault Dwellers for all I care, Marcus.|
|Neither one of you is cut out for Raiding anymore. Why not give it up and elope?||You're right! Honeycakes? Let's run away together!|
Behind the scenes
This quest's name is a reference to the 2005 comedy movie Wedding Crashers.