|The following is based on Fallout 76 cut content.|
Call me superstitious, call me paranoid, call me crazy-- I don't care!
Bad luck has infected this mine and I know who is to blame...
The Chinese? Nope. The government? Nuh-uh.
They may look like ordinary garden gnomes, but you'd be dead wrong. Those little monsters have brought misfortune to miners since days long past.
If you see any, grab em, get them outta here.
I'll reward you... handsomely.