A preserved block of something that looks like, but is not, ham. It will never spoil, making it an ideal food for survivalists. Safe for vegetarians.
- Two can be found on a picnic table at Lake Reynolds.
- One can be found on the roof of the Crab Shack near the toxic dried lakebed.
- Two can be found at South Mountain lookout, one in the cabin at the base and the other in the top of the tower.
- Two can be found at Flatwoods tavern, in a locked refrigerator.