|The following is based on Fallout Shelter or Fallout Shelter Online and some details might contradict canon.|
The overseer is tasked with sending Vault dwellers into the Wasteland to explore Vaults in order to uncover the experiments Vault-Tec is performing on the inhabitants. The weapon and outfit rewards for different dialogues are usually Rare but some Legendary items have been reported. The reward may be random or it may scale based on the mission's required dweller level.
|Opening dialogue||Dweller response||Character response||Reward|
|You're too late, Dwellers!
This Vault is full of nothing but ghosts!
|You're not dead, you're just wearing a sheet.||No, I'm a ghost! Booooooo!||(nothing)|
|Oh no, a ghost! Uh... We're so scared! What will we do?!||Muwhahaha! Take this and run, little Dwellers!||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|Let's see if ghosts can die twice. Attack!.||Ha! You can't hurt us! Wait... Ow!|
|Fear is the only currency in this Vault.
Tell us something scary, or risk certain doom!
|Three words: Never. Ending. Deathclaws.||Monstrously horrific! Here. A reward.||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|You'll all die alone and unloved?||Existentially dreadful, but not enough! Die!||(attack)|
|Forget this. We're just going to kill you.||Ha! Now that's scary! For YOU!|
|I am the Overseer. Behold our Vault of horrors!
We trade in fear. A scare is worth more than Caps here.
|Nothing scarier than overwhelming firepower.||Ha ha! Here you are.||Armor piercing sniper rifle OR|
Rusty assault rifle OR
Rusty minigun OR
Plasma rifle OR
Rusty Gauss rifle
|We need some spooky clothes.||Here. One of my spare outfits.||Horror fan outfit|
|You say you don't need Caps? We're happy to take all of them!||Here. Nothing about money scares us.||Caps|
|Any frightful crafting junk in this Vault?||May you make something spooky with it.||Tri-fold flag OR|
Military duct tape
|We've been breached!
You can't have our secrets, Dwellers.
|Secrets? What secrets?||Super-secret secrets, that's what! We'll never talk!|
|Don’t worry. We'll keep your secrets. We were never even here.||Yes! Now take this briefcase. This meeting never took place...||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|We'll beat your secrets out of you!||Rogue agents! Code red!|
|Spying is all we know. All we live for.
Give us intel on your Vault, or else!
|Of course. We'll tell you everything!||Excellent. You're our double-agents now!||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|Here's some choice intel: it's underground.||You think we're idiots? Get them!||(attack)|
|No one spies on our Vault. Attack!||Contact! Kill everyone!|
|Hello, fellow Dwellers.
I'm the Overseer and Master Spy for this Vault.
|Surely you have a secret doomsday weapon you can share?||All I have is this, but you're welcome to it.||Tuned plasma rifle OR|
Enhanced sniper rifle OR
Armor piercing hunting rifle
|How about some spiffy spy clothes?||This is our uniform. Take one.||Agent provocateur|
|Forget secrets. We only trade in bottlecaps.||Fine. Take all you need.|
|We have some secret crafting projects we need junk for.||I like it. Here you are.||Giddyup Buttercup OR|
Military duct tape
|Zounds! Adventurers from some distant land!
Have you come to trade with our fair kingdom?
|You're all ridiculous.||Such odd manners of speech! Off with you.||(attack)|
|Huzzah! We are here to trade with you, good knights!||Here is the bounty from our last quest.||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|Face our blades... er... guns! Attack!||Have at thee!||(attack)|
|The Code of Chivalry rules here.
Honesty, bravery, and hospitality are our laws.
|By our honor, we so swear!||We dub thee: Knights of the Realm!||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|News flash: you're in a Vault, not a castle!||What nonsense! Away with thee!||(attack)|
|We got your Chivalry right here! Get them!||To arms!||(attack)|
|You may bow before the king!
My land is generous, and noble.
|We seek weapons to protect our kingdom!||And you shall have them.||Random weapon depending on quest level|
|We dig the knight outfits. Can we have one?||May this armor protect you from harm.||Knight armor|
|Got any cash, king?||The treasures of our land are yours.|
|Any crafting junk in this land of yours?||Our blacksmiths may have something of interest. Here.|
|Gary? Gary!||What's wrong with you?||Gary! Gary!|
|Uh... Gary? Gary, Gary?||Gary!||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|No one calls us Gary! Attack!||Gary!|
|Gary! Gary Gary Gary!||We know the answer to this. It's Gary.||Gary!||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|Say something else!||Gary!|
|That's it. You're all dead.||Gary!|
|Gary! Gary Gary!
(He points to a stash of items. Gifts?)
|Uh... We'll take the weapon.||Gary!||Random weapon depending on quest level, including laser rifle and minigun.|
|That outfit looks nice.||Gary!||X-01 Mk VI power armor OR|
|We're all about that sack of bottlecaps.||Gary!|
|That junk looks useful for crafting.||Gary!|
|Place your bets! Place your bets!
Red or black?
|Red?||Sorry, you lose. Better luck next time!|
|Black.||You're a winner!||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|We bet on... Death! Kill them!||The bets are off and the fix is in!|
|This Vault is devoted to nothing but Lady Luck herself!
I'm going to draw a card. Guess it right and win a prize!
|Queen of Hearts?||Always your best bet! You win.||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|Ace of spades?||Loser!|
|How about we kill you first? Attack!||Looks like the house loses!|
|What are the odds? Fellow Dwellers!
I'm the Overseer here. Lady Luck is always on my side!
|We like backing up our luck with weaponry.||Critical hit!||Rusty railway rifle OR|
Enhanced shotgun OR
Enhanced Gauss rifle (lvl 50 party requirement)
|We'll roll our fortunes on new clothes.||Take my lucky suit!||Fancy formal wear|
|We'll take home our winnings in Caps.||Let's cash you out.|
|We'll take that junk in the prize window.||Hey, glad someone finally wants it!||Gold watch OR|
Yao guai hide OR
Military duct tape
|Step into the ring, Dwellers!
Behold our signature move, the Radscorpion Hold!
|We prefer boxing to wrestling. Sorry.||What kind of talk is that? Out of the ring!|
|You'll never defeat... The Deathclaw Dive!||Oh no! Such an awesome move! We're done for!||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|Our counter-move is we kill all of you!||No holds barred!|
|All disputes in this Vault are solved by wrestling!
You want to stay, you need an awesome wrestling name!
|We are... The Vault Vigilantes!||A fearsome name to shake the ring for years to come!||2 Nuka-Cola Quantum|
|Our team name is... The Only Ones Who Aren't Idiots.||Mocking the ring? Time to knock you down for the count!|
|This is dumb, and we're going to murder you.||Time to clean up your act!|
|I am the undisputed Heavy Weight Champion!
As Overseer of this Vault, the people look to me!
|Got any weapons we can take?||Weapons are banned in the ring... But yeah, of course!||Enhanced shotgun OR|
Hardened Gauss rifle
|How about a wrestler outfit of our very own?||Oh yeah!||Wrestler outfit|
|Care to share some Caps?||Here. From my last match.|
|You guys don't have any junk for crafting, do you?||As it so happens, I have this. It's yours!|
Behind the scenes
- Gary is a reference to the Gary clones found in Vault 108 in Fallout 3.
- The Vault where everything is decided by games of chance is likely a reference to Vault 21 in Fallout: New Vegas.