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| TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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| BillyKnightComedy | How long have you been doing comedy? | Surprise 30 | If you believe my mother, since she first laid eyes on me. First thing she said was "Boy! That's a funny-looking kid!" | 1 |
| Happy 20 | I guess I got a face only a mother could love, because nobody else would give me the time of day. | 2 | ||
| Surprise 30 | Maybe you can help me, see, I can never tell when it's lunchtime. | 3 | ||
| BillyKnightIntro | Who are you? | Disgust 25 | The name's Knight. Billy Knight. And this here is what a lifelong career in comedy will get you. | 4 |
| BillyKnightWork | Tommy Torini at the Tops is hiring entertainers. I could put in a word for you. | Happy 100 | Yeah? Hey, you're all right! Tell him I'll do it for a hundred a night! No! Fifty! No, twenty! Ten! | 5 |
| Happy 100 | Just don't rob me, and I'll do it! | 6 | ||
| Have you reconsidered asking for a better price from Tommy? | Happy 30 | Hey, I'm just happy to get any kind of work I can. | 7 | |
| GREETING | GREETING | Anger 25 | Hey, come on, pal, I'm trying to put on a show here! | 8 |
| GREETING | Anger 25 | Hey, come on, lady, I'm trying to put on a show here! | 9 | |
| GREETING | Anger 25 | You again? You should meet my bookie, you have something in common - every time I talk to you, I lose caps! | 10 | |
| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic000 | Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. | Neutral 50 | Jeez, some people.... | 11 |
| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic001 | I just have a few questions. | Neutral 50 | All right, but make it snappy, this isn't exactly a lucrative career enterprise here. | 12 |
| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic002 | But we're standing on a street corner in the middle of nowhere. | Sad 30 | That's exactly my point, kid. Exactly my point. | 13 |
| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic003 | It's very impressive. | Happy 50 | Woof! If you're not the most sarcastic fella I ever met, your standards are so low they could use you at the Annual Gomorrah Saucy Limbo Competition. | 14 |
| Anger 20 | As the bar! | 15 | ||
| It's very impressive. | Happy 50 | Woof! If you're not the most sarcastic dame I ever met, your standards are so low they could use you at the Annual Gomorrah Saucy Limbo Competition. | 16 | |
| Anger 20 | As the bar! | 17 | ||
| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic004 | So you're looking for your big break? | Happy 25 | A break's better than a shot - less chance of lead poisoning. Hey, if you know any gigs hiring, I'll work cheap. Real cheap. I'll take peanuts! | 18 |
| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic005 | With jokes like that, no wonder you're working the street. | Pained 20 | Hey, now, come on! I prefer the term "outdoor entertainment bonanza." Besides, have you seen the caps whores make in this town? I should be so lucky! | 19 |
| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic006 | Don't sell yourself short. You're worth a lot more than that. | Surprise 25 | [SUCCEEDED] Whoa, geez, what was I thinking? You're right, I oughta go in there with a cool head, tell him how much I'm really worth. | 20 |
| No, you've got to start high! Ask for a million and go from there! | Surprise 20 | [FAILED] Look, I appreciate the vote of confidence, but you don't know what it's like. | 21 | |
| Surprise 15 | They offer me a roof over my head and half a Fancy Lad and I'll fold like a classy napkin. | 22 | ||
| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic007 | Sure, here's his card. | Happy 50 | Sweet daisies, here I come! | 23 |
| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic009 | Look, just hang out here for a bit, I want to make sure you get a deal. | Surprise 20 | Hey, okay, but don't take too long, I don't want to miss this! | 24 |
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| TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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| GOODBYE Goodbye. | Goodbye. | Neutral 50 | Sure, later. | 25 |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | It's great to be here at the Tops, folks. The room I'm in has a lovely little closet. A nail. | 26 |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Neutral 50 | Thank you everybody, you've been a great audience, good night. | 27 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | It's hard to sleep in this place, I tell you. Last night some girl was pounding on my door all night. Finally I had to let her out. | 28 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | They really care about your privacy here at the Tops. Even room service has an unlisted number! | 29 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | My hotel room is so small, when I put the key in the lock, I broke the window! | 30 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | How about that suit Benny wears? If I had a suit like that, the ladies would be all over me. What, you expect a punchline? This guy pays my salary! | 31 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I told my wife she was good-looking for a ghoul. It's just too bad she's not a ghoul. | 32 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I love these robots with the friendly little policeman's faces. Sure, they still rough you up, but they look so happy! | 33 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | My cousin and his wife are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. | 34 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I know a guy, his motto is Love Thy Neighbor. He lives next door to a brothel. | 35 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I try to be frank and earnest with women. In New Reno, I'm Frank and in the Boneyard I'm Ernest. | 36 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I've been married for 17 years. Where did I go wrong? | 37 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I've been in love with the same woman for 17 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! | 38 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | My wife and I know the secret to a happy marriage. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays. | 39 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I take my wife everywhere, but somehow she keeps finding her way back. | 40 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I bought my wife a little car here in New Vegas. An Omerta. It has a hood under the hood. | 41 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | People say it's hard to survive the Wasteland - how hard can it be, the water glows in the dark! | 42 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | So I hear Mr. House runs the Strip. He took it over from the last guy, Mr. Mob-Infested Hellhole. | 43 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I had dinner at the Ultra-Luxe the other night. I told them my steak tasted funny. They said it was a clown. | 44 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | I hear James Garret drove 5,000 head of Brahmin to New Reno. No bodies, just the heads. | 45 | |
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings | Happy 100 | A ghoul goes to a doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor, I have this horrible rash!" The Doctor says "Son, that's called your face." | 46 |
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