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| BillyKnightComedy
| How long have you been doing comedy?
| Surprise 30
| If you believe my mother, since she first laid eyes on me. First thing she said was "Boy! That's a funny-looking kid!"
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| Happy 20
| I guess I got a face only a mother could love, because nobody else would give me the time of day.
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| Surprise 30
| Maybe you can help me, see, I can never tell when it's lunchtime.
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| BillyKnightIntro
| Who are you?
| Disgust 25
| The name's Knight. Billy Knight. And this here is what a lifelong career in comedy will get you.
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| BillyKnightWork
| Tommy Torini at the Tops is hiring entertainers. I could put in a word for you.
| Happy 100
| Yeah? Hey, you're all right! Tell him I'll do it for a hundred a night! No! Fifty! No, twenty! Ten!
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| Happy 100
| Just don't rob me, and I'll do it!
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| Have you reconsidered asking for a better price from Tommy?
| Happy 30
| Hey, I'm just happy to get any kind of work I can.
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| GREETING
| GREETING
| Anger 25
| Hey, come on, pal, I'm trying to put on a show here!
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| GREETING
| Anger 25
| Hey, come on, lady, I'm trying to put on a show here!
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| GREETING
| Anger 25
| You again? You should meet my bookie, you have something in common - every time I talk to you, I lose caps!
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| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic000
| Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
| Neutral 50
| Jeez, some people....
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| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic001
| I just have a few questions.
| Neutral 50
| All right, but make it snappy, this isn't exactly a lucrative career enterprise here.
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| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic002
| But we're standing on a street corner in the middle of nowhere.
| Sad 30
| That's exactly my point, kid. Exactly my point.
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| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic003
| It's very impressive.
| Happy 50
| Woof! If you're not the most sarcastic fella I ever met, your standards are so low they could use you at the Annual Gomorrah Saucy Limbo Competition.
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| Anger 20
| As the bar!
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| It's very impressive.
| Happy 50
| Woof! If you're not the most sarcastic dame I ever met, your standards are so low they could use you at the Annual Gomorrah Saucy Limbo Competition.
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| Anger 20
| As the bar!
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| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic004
| So you're looking for your big break?
| Happy 25
| A break's better than a shot - less chance of lead poisoning. Hey, if you know any gigs hiring, I'll work cheap. Real cheap. I'll take peanuts!
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| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic005
| With jokes like that, no wonder you're working the street.
| Pained 20
| Hey, now, come on! I prefer the term "outdoor entertainment bonanza." Besides, have you seen the caps whores make in this town? I should be so lucky!
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| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic006
| Don't sell yourself short. You're worth a lot more than that.
| Surprise 25
| [SUCCEEDED] Whoa, geez, what was I thinking? You're right, I oughta go in there with a cool head, tell him how much I'm really worth.
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| No, you've got to start high! Ask for a million and go from there!
| Surprise 20
| [FAILED] Look, I appreciate the vote of confidence, but you don't know what it's like.
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| Surprise 15
| They offer me a roof over my head and half a Fancy Lad and I'll fold like a classy napkin.
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| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic007
| Sure, here's his card.
| Happy 50
| Sweet daisies, here I come!
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| VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic009
| Look, just hang out here for a bit, I want to make sure you get a deal.
| Surprise 20
| Hey, okay, but don't take too long, I don't want to miss this!
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GOODBYE
Goodbye.
| Goodbye.
| Neutral 50
| Sure, later.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| It's great to be here at the Tops, folks. The room I'm in has a lovely little closet. A nail.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Neutral 50
| Thank you everybody, you've been a great audience, good night.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| It's hard to sleep in this place, I tell you. Last night some girl was pounding on my door all night. Finally I had to let her out.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| They really care about your privacy here at the Tops. Even room service has an unlisted number!
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| My hotel room is so small, when I put the key in the lock, I broke the window!
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| How about that suit Benny wears? If I had a suit like that, the ladies would be all over me. What, you expect a punchline? This guy pays my salary!
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I told my wife she was good-looking for a ghoul. It's just too bad she's not a ghoul.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I love these robots with the friendly little policeman's faces. Sure, they still rough you up, but they look so happy!
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| My cousin and his wife are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I know a guy, his motto is Love Thy Neighbor. He lives next door to a brothel.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I try to be frank and earnest with women. In New Reno, I'm Frank and in the Boneyard I'm Ernest.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I've been married for 17 years. Where did I go wrong?
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I've been in love with the same woman for 17 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| My wife and I know the secret to a happy marriage. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I take my wife everywhere, but somehow she keeps finding her way back.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I bought my wife a little car here in New Vegas. An Omerta. It has a hood under the hood.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| People say it's hard to survive the Wasteland - how hard can it be, the water glows in the dark!
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| So I hear Mr. House runs the Strip. He took it over from the last guy, Mr. Mob-Infested Hellhole.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I had dinner at the Ultra-Luxe the other night. I told them my steak tasted funny. They said it was a clown.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| I hear James Garret drove 5,000 head of Brahmin to New Reno. No bodies, just the heads.
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| TopsBillyKnightPerformanceStrings
| Happy 100
| A ghoul goes to a doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor, I have this horrible rash!" The Doctor says "Son, that's called your face."
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