Welcome back to the Boneyard’s very own Studio 60 for our opening round for Mr Wasteland, this week looking to crown Mr Southern California, and joining me again is Chairman Benny
I don’t know why we’re bothering…
Our first contestant, the runner up for Mr Junktown and the man who knows a thousand uses for a paperclip… Its Killian Darkwater
Runner up??? why don’t we have the winner?
Unfortunately we had transport issues with Gizmo… He couldn’t make it through the doors…
How the heck did he win?
No one is too sure, but what we do know is the Mr Junktown judges are now all driving very fancy looking highwaymen… Now from the ruins of Bakersfield, He’s super sized and super strong, its Harry
I’m still steamed his sister Sally didn’t win last week, it was so obvious she had the right… assets for the contest. I think the judges were very obviously racist, spent too much time looking at the colour of her skin, and not what was being held under her shirt.
Just let it go Benny… From the hub, he be nimble, he be quick, and you better believe he stole the candlestick, iiiiiiit's Loxley.
His accent brings me to tears, urgh.
I kinda like it myself. From the bay side of the Boneyard, put it together for Morpheus.
I’m really getting bored with this… is it over yet?
I guess it ain't hip to be a square after all, put them together for Rhombus
Come on C, let me out, I’m sick of this
And last but not least
Thank gawd for that
From some vault in the mountains, its Overseer Jacoren
Right, its over, let me out
Its now all over to you, the judges at home. We’ll be back next week with Miss Wasteland, Northern California
Sweet
Followed by Mr Wasteland, Northern California
Hell no, you can find someone else for that
So its goodbye from me, and goodbye from… Well Benny left already.
