Welcome back to Mr Wasteland for the Midwest, coming to you from the conference room in
Vault 0. I'm here again with everone's favourite Friend after Joey, Benny!
Ring-a-di... Wait a minute, who, err, who is Joey?
Oh you know Benny, He's always there for you, like he's been there before.
I err, I err have no idea what you're talking about, eh eh.
Time to move on First up is Daisy-Marie Gomer
With a name like Daisy you expect some sweet farmers daughter, but just look at her, she's clearly a wild one. If you take her home it'll be a home run.
Next to show us how she dos is Wilma
He-he-he her hair makes her look like a bunny.
Following her, its Glenda Close
For a religious freak, she's quite nice looking.
Now that we've lost our faithful viewers, its Betty
You would have thought they would have put Betty and Wilma together for the obvious joke, but no... they got to make it tough for me to come up with filler.
The pride of Gammorin, its Thelma
Outch. She looks like what happens when you combine car crash with falling off a cliff.
And Last, the queen of the Grease Monkeys, Casey Barret
Oh Wow... A redhead, I wonder if they really have more fun....
Strange, I kinda thought she looked like Rachel
Hmm, Maybe, I can see it in the pict... I err mean, who's Rachel?
Well, thats our contestants for this week. Join myself and Lynette next week as we look for a Mister Wasteland in the Midwest.
