We're back at the Alamo and with me for Mr Wasteland again is Joanne Lynette from Vault City, any thoughts about what we can expect this week?
If those girls from last week are any indication, we're in for one degenerate show
Well, err, I hop you're not disappointed
Who are you kidding? This entire series has been an entire disappointment
And before we can let that sink into our audience's minds, we'll introduce our first contestant, its Jesse
Moderately attractive, not a freak, not a geek, maybe we'll just survive the week
Following him is Ching Tsun
Shang Tsung?
No wrong series, Ching Tsun
Great. I see my hopes have been dashed already. A guy who'd win a "Ted from Scrubs" lookalike contest… if there were enough people who liked Ted from Scrubs to ever host such a contest
Next up is Banshee
He's alright for a freak…. Looks like a bit of a growler
You're not turning into Benny are you?
I'm insulted you even asked. NEXT
Yes Ma'am, its Harold
THAT FREAK? WHO LET HIM IN HERE?
Calm down!
SECURITY, SECURITY
Following him is Atis
SUPERMUTANT, MORE SECURITY, MORE SECURITY!!!!
Well, if you liked that Lynette, I shudder to think what you'll think of our last contestant
For once we agree on something
Its Cyrus
Ding-Ding-Ding, Finally, someone who can win this thing
Just don't tell his heart, his achy-breaky heart
I just don't think I understand
Because if you tell his heart… His acy-breaky heart…
Is this one of your stupid pun things?
Yes
Stop it
And Stop it there we shall, Goodbye from us, and see you next week
I thought I said cut the pun thing
and I thought I said Goodbye, Goodbye…..
