And now KTEX - Like NCBS but bigger - Presents the last heat in the Mr Wasteland contest... Mr Texas! Over to you C and Joanne Lynette!
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Jesse
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Ching Tsun
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Banshee Harold
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Attis
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Cyrus
You Decide


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Isn't she lovely
TALK - Agent C and Lynette discuss the contestants....
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We're back at the Alamo and with me for Mr Wasteland again is Joanne Lynette from Vault City, any thoughts about what we can expect this week?

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If those girls from last week are any indication, we're in for one degenerate show


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Well, err, I hop you're not disappointed


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Who are you kidding? This entire series has been an entire disappointment


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And before we can let that sink into our audience's minds, we'll introduce our first contestant, its Jesse


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Moderately attractive, not a freak, not a geek, maybe we'll just survive the week


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Following him is Ching Tsun


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Shang Tsung?


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No wrong series, Ching Tsun


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Great. I see my hopes have been dashed already. A guy who'd win a "Ted from Scrubs" lookalike contest… if there were enough people who liked Ted from Scrubs to ever host such a contest


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Next up is Banshee


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He's alright for a freak…. Looks like a bit of a growler


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You're not turning into Benny are you?


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I'm insulted you even asked. NEXT


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Yes Ma'am, its Harold


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THAT FREAK? WHO LET HIM IN HERE?


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Calm down!


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SECURITY, SECURITY


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Following him is Atis


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SUPERMUTANT, MORE SECURITY, MORE SECURITY!!!!


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Well, if you liked that Lynette, I shudder to think what you'll think of our last contestant


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For once we agree on something


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Its Cyrus


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Ding-Ding-Ding, Finally, someone who can win this thing


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Just don't tell his heart, his achy-breaky heart


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I just don't think I understand


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Because if you tell his heart… His acy-breaky heart…


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Is this one of your stupid pun things?


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Yes


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Stop it


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And Stop it there we shall, Goodbye from us, and see you next week


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I thought I said cut the pun thing


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and I thought I said Goodbye, Goodbye…..
Miss Texas
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