And now.... GNR-TV, Broadcasting Three Dog All day and night brings you the Fifth heat in the Mr Wasteland Contest direct from Pilgrim's Landing - for when New Vegas is just too far away... and now here's your hosts, Agent C and Joanne Lynette!
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Kago
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Flak
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Dave
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Fawkes
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Lucas Simms
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Harkness
You decide


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Macho Macho Man
TALK - Agent C and Joanne Lynette discuss the contestants....
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Welcome back to Point lookout, and its Welcome again to Joanne Lynette, how are you my dear?

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Fine, and I'm NOT your dear


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Yes Ma'am. Shall we get on with the show


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If we must


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Right, first up, from some place called "Nippon" its Kago


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Hmm. Seems to have his arms and legs in the right place. That already puts him ahead of our usual dregs, even if he is an uneducated brute.


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Next up, its Flak


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A Handlebar Moustache? What is this, some crappy pre-war wrestling match? Boo!


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Next up, from the Republic of Dave, its Dave!


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That's the best they can do for a First Citizen? That "Republic" can't last a week.


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From the West, its Fawkes


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Of course, it wouldn't me Mr Wasteland without some THING taking up valuable oxygen we humans could be using.


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From Megaton, its Lucas Simms


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I thought this was Point Lookout, not the Y-M-C-A.


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and lastly, its Harkness


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My Goodness… He's… He's amazing. Its like someone out there synthesised what women look for in a lab, and built the perfect man.


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Err, I think that's exactly what they did


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Clearly! Excuse me, Which one is his dressing room again?


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Its in between Fawkes and Benny


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Although both of those make me shudder, he's worth it.


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And on that note, its goodbye from us, join me next week deep in the heart of Texas as Benny and I bring you Mr Wasteland Texas.
Miss Capital
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Our Winner: Sarah Lyons
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