And welcome to this the final of the Miss Wasteland competition I'm… Wait a minute, you;re not Benny
We and I should be hoping not.
Err, Ladies and Gentlemen, Sulik…
We and I be taking care of that human resources problem for you
Huh?
We and I be firing Benny for you. We and I know you be being too soft.
Alright, just hope he wasn't hurt too badly... so what have you been up to?
Well, we and I have been walking the wasteland for de biggest and de baddest for de hole, its going to be so much better dan last year. Oh. but we and I be hoping to be making a major announcement today
Alright, lets get this thing on the road
Joanne Lynette, err, what are you doing here?
Isn't it Mister Wasteland this week?
Err, no, it was delayed. But stick around anyway, Sulik was about to tell us something
Yes, we and I be seeing people on de wiki being Enclave president. We be thinking it be time we and I be running for president of the NCR.
You, President? Don't make me Laugh
What??? We and I be thinking it be easy. Noone else be running.
This… This is intolerable, it cannot stand
We and I be seeing you lips be moving, but not be saying anything
If this oaf thinks he can run for President, then I'll have to as well, if only to ensure that someone with brains, and who knows how to bathe, takes the position
We and I be knowing how to bathe. Also know how to be swinging de hammer.
Then why don't you try bathing sometime?
Err, but Lynette, you support Vault City becoming independent of the NCR again
And I shall make that my first act when I am elected.
Um, I hate to sound like a hard ass, but the contestants have been parading around whilst you've been squabbling… At least tell the people at home who you like
We and I be liking Patty. Ah-Tom-Ick!
Well, Casey Barret looks somewhat civilised.
Well thats it from us, join myself and,… Someone I guess next week. Guys, enough!
