Hello America, This is your president, John Henry Eden. Seven Long years ago I made a promise to you dear, sweet, America, that I, and the Enclave would bring back our national pastime, Baseball, back to this country. Dear America, Today I am proud to to announce, that I, and the Enclave have succeeded in our promise to you. So without further ado, I present to you, in association with Galaxy Sports News, the 2288 World Series of Baseball!
National League, Round 3 - Atom's Smashers vs The Pittsburgh Punnishers
Welcome back Dear Sweet America, this is of course your President John Henry Eden coming to you from the 2288 World Series. This week, we have one of the most disgusting teams in the league, a group of real degenerates.
Yeah John, and we’ve also got a group who glows in the dark. I heard the stadium is having to turn off the lights just to make sure we wont be too blinded to see the action
Thats right, for those of you who are joining by for the first time I’m joined by the wasteland’s foremost baseball expert Moe “Swatter” Cronin. Moe, how do you size up these two teams.
Well the glare and radiation of the Atom Smashers is going to be a problem… but the Pit has been ready for this for some time, they’ve got some real expert swatters there, even if they do it wrong
Do it wrong?
Yeah, they each other one on one, but Baseball is supposed to be a team game. They Swat one on One, not as a team…. If they can’t start swatting as a team, then they’ll never make it past the first round.
You do have a point there as always. It looks like the players are in position, lets Play Ball.