Ab's Rucksack 1 - 8/5/2015

*Entrance music starts*

CUUUUT IT OFFF! IT'S TOO LOUD! There that's better. Mic Check...1...2...1...2....Can everybody hear me?

Hi errbody! For those of you who don't know me, I'm Abstractacas, or just "Ab" for short.

Without further ado...by that, I mean procrastination...

*pulls out piece of paper* Errrrm...mmmm...errrm *begins reading*

Hello! I'm Ab. This is my rucksack. *points to pack on floor* I'll unpack my rucksack every week. Don't be surprised at the contents you may or may not find. Some material, may not be suitable for younger viewers. Parental discretion is NOT advised.

*crumples up piece of paper and tosses it away*

Now that, that's over...

And...I have your full attention...I do have it right?

Every week or perhaps every other week, I'll be filling this space with whatever I want to. My personal favorite regular segment will be the "Chat Quotes of the Week"*. Some of the most off the wall stuff is said in chat, I'll be compiling some of them in my blog posts. The next regular segment will be the aptly named "Polls"**

Chat Quotes of the Week

“Honey I'm pregnant!”

“I was castrated 4 years ago.”— Shining Armor

“Todd Howard Biography Movie starring Jessie Eisenburg confirmed.”— OnionRings

“When the dust settled in, Jasper looked upon the remains of Todd Howard, his former master.

He saw where the director had gone wrong, and he knew what he would do better. The secret of Nuka Cola would be preserved, and with it, the sanity of all rauders. He donned

the remains of Howard's Dynamic Armor and prepared himself for the long and lonely task ahead.”— WranglerPig

“I can't even pick a song and you want me to make a poll?”— The Gunny, when I asked him to make my first poll

(he never did get back to me.)

Polls

This first poll question comes from none other than, MountHail.

"Sponsors"

Today's unpacking was brought to you by:

and was Chuck Norris approved! But don't take my word for it.

*Note: The above quotes have been compiled leading up to this first "unpacking" From here on out, they will be quotes from the previous week.

**Note: not to be confused with the Weekly Saturday Polls [[Category:Blog posts]