- Blackadder: Get me a chisel and some marble, will you, Baldrick?
- George: Oh, you're taking up sculpture now, sir?
- Blackadder: No, I thought I'd get my headstone done.
- George: What are you going to put on it?
- Blackadder: "Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's bloody annoyed!"
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