“Only the sweetest thing you ever tasted! Now, I don't know exactly what's in one but it's got whiskey and there's this sickly sweet flavor tying the whole thing together. In a place like The Pitt it was a little taste of heaven that could also knock your clodhoppers clean off if you weren't careful. I haven't found anything quite like it in Appalachia and it's the only thing that can quench this thirst of mine.”
This ghoul is an escapee of The Pitt, and speaks with a noticeable Pittsburghese accent. He has fond memories of drinking Fussfungle at the bar after work, and hopes the robot barkeep can make him one. However, the robot is out of commission.