The top floor of the vault has a single radscorpion. Upon heading down the elevator, there are three raiders in the next room. The elevator on the left allows access to the rest of the floors of the vault. The next floor down has a pair of radscorpions. Upon heading down a floor, the left room has a rare dweller that can be recruited to the vault and completes the first objective, and the right room has a pair of mole rats.
The next floor has a pair of raiders on the right, and an elevator that leads up to a previously inaccessible part of the vault. By heading up all the way, one will come to a room with a glowing radroach and two other roaches. By heading down the elevator, the next floor has the raider boss and two additional raiders. Defeat them to complete the optional objective. The left room has a pair of radscorpions.
On the bottom floor, the glowing radscorpion awaits, and it has one other radscorpion to assist it. Defeat it to finish the final objective and gain a lunchbox and a flamer.
|Opening dialogue||Dweller response||Character response|
|What are you guys doing here?
Don't you know this place is overrun by Radscorpions?
|We're here to harvest Radscorpion eggs, and nothing else.||Good, 'cause there ain't much else here.|
|Our Vault isn't too far away. You should go there.||Yeah, that's probably a good idea. You should leave too.|
|Whew! We thought you were Radscorpions for a moment.
Must have been the smell...
|Wait a minute, did our chef hire you guys as well?||He probably thought you weren't up to the challenge. He was right!|
|Sorry, but we're getting those eggs.||Tell you what: you kill the critters, cut them up, and we'll take it from there.|
|Hey, what if we joined forces?||And split our share of the eggs with you? No way, José!|
Behind the scenes
The name of this quest is pun of phrase, "the jokes on you".