|The following is based on Fallout Shelter or Fallout Shelter Online and some details might contradict canon.|
This quest takes place in a vault with five floors. The second room of the first floor has some dwellers you can speak to. The first dialogue option will turn them hostile, and the third option will yield a teddy bear. The room to the right of them contains a mole rat broodmother accompanied by two additional mole rats. The room may contain a legendary weapon recipe. On the second floor, starting from the rightmost room, are more dwellers you can speak to. If you select the bear option, you will receive a random rare junk. The other options will turn them hostile. The leftmost room of this floor has a pair of raiders.
On the third floor, there is a pair of radscorpions in the leftmost room. To the right of them is the overseer wearing a handyman jumpsuit and a dweller you can speak to. If you select the second [REDACTED], you are rewarded with a random legendary junk and a fight is avoided. The other dialogue options turn them hostile. The room to the right of them contains a pair of radscorpions. On the fourth floor, in the room second from the right, is a pair of deathclaws. The leftmost room of the floor contains a pair of mole rats. The bottom floor is clear of any enemies. In the rightmost room, you can speak to the dweller named Moley. He will reward you with a lunchbox, and there is also two Nuka-Cola Quantum in the room.
|Opening message||Dweller response||Character response|
|Hi there... I don't think I've seen you here before.|
Do you need assistance? Are you lost?
|Just passing through, 23 skidoo!||Yeah, I don't think so.|
|We're looking for Moley.||Have you tried asking the Freemasons?|
|We're here because of [REDACTED].||Shh, keep your voice down... here, you'll need this. Ordo Templi Borealis!|
|I'm sorry, I don't think you're supposed to be here.|
This is a restricted area, only [REDACTED] are allowed in.
|We've got plenty of caps.||Aw, how cute, your very first bribe attempt!|
|We've got this stuffed bear...||Ah, well you should have said so before. Can't be too careful, you know?|
|We've got guns.||Well whaddya know, so do we. All hail Discordia!|
|I don't know how you made it this far, but your journey stops here.|
Do you have any idea what you stepped into?
|[REDACTED]||Okay, that's hilarious, but we still have to kill you.|
|[REDACTED]||That... is the most profound thing I've heard. Go, I need to re-evaluate everything.|
|[REDACTED]||Is this what you think? Well, we'll see about *that*!|
|Psst... Dwellers, over here!|
It's me, Moley! Come closer, so I can share the secret of [REDACTED].
|Pfft, we've known that for ages... It's common knowledge by now.||It is?! No one ever tells me anything! That's it, I'm going back to [REDACTED]!|
Behind the scenesEdit
The mentions of "23 skidoo" and "Discordia" as well as the overall theme of conspiracy are probably a reference to the religion of Discordianism and The Illuminatus! Trilogy which is a series of novels exploring said religion.