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Read about it on GI. Sounds pretty fucked up doesnt it......

I call bullshit. Link, now. The latest GameInformer had nothing about a sex bot. Nitty Tok. 01:19, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Don't know about Gameinformer, but Destructoid has an article on robot sex in New Vegas, and a robot saying "Fisto, reporting for duty. Please assume the position."

It's on the ESRB official website as well. [1] "sexual activity with a robot"--Volundarkvioa 01:24, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. Well, okay then. :/ Nitty Tok. 01:26, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, I cant resist...... Edit

ROBOT SEXY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do we call it if it's a sentient power fist? Nitty Tok. 01:33, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
You have to ruin my fun dont you...... -_- Aleksandr the Great 01:34, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
We call it a peunamic sex-fist. Sparky talk ?
If it's a robot, does that make it a prostitute or a sex toy? Nitty Tok. 01:36, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Well some freaky people call themselves sex toys soooooo......... <.< Aleksandr the Great 01:39, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Well, we dunno if the robot is an AI or just a program. I'm honestly asking a non-pervy question here, get your head out of the BDSM gutter. Nitty Tok. 01:40, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Am I the only one horrified by the implied sexual act in the name "fisto"!?--Katikar 18:15, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Protection Edit

A page about a sex robot? Sounds like protection is called for. Only registered users can edit this page now. (Huh? What did you think I meant? :P) --Kris mailbox 01:36, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Yaaaaaa..... you may be right on that one. Aleksandr the Great 01:42, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Also, I'd edit it alllllll night long :P Aleksandr the Great 01:42, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Make sure you get checked for tetanus and use plenty of oil. XD Nitty Tok. 01:43, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

I just edited the hell out of the fisto. Protection was not called for Deathclawpoop 13:20, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

If only Liberty Prime had the same function! Mhmmmmmmmmmm... <3

Really!? Edit

Seriously you can have sex with a toaster!? I dont think sex should be a part of the game to the point where you can hump anything that moves! First time i find Gomorrah I'm blowing it up with C4!

Observer Eyebot ( 00:28, August 29, 2010 (UTC))

Lol, Fisto's not in Gomorrah... --Pushasha 02:45, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Where is He?

Observer Eyebot ( 21:17, September 1, 2010 (UTC))

I agree, I'm blowing it up + who's this guy putting 'Observer Eyebot' on everything? CANPoo 01:45, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

Archer Ref? Edit

In the first season of the show Archer, Dr. Kruegger makes reference to a sex robot he build called Fister Roboto. It's sort of a reach, but this page instantly reminded me of that. The14th 22:40, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

That's more than likely a reference to the song Mister Roboto.

Well considering that show premiered only a month before New Vegas came out and by that time the game was already finished there is no way it is a reference to Archer.GSix 19:35, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Discriminating. Edit

I think that they're discriminating against toasters! Nukey (talk) 00:53, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Robosexuality is an abomination! LOL--Radraider 02:13, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

The robot loves me for who I am... TOSTER FTW!!! --Billytheboy 13:35, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

I cannot allow this robot to live...or operate. It will be destroyed. Carter o51 18:07, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

I bet anti-videogame people will give FO:NV alot of flak for this. oh well. at least they aren't telling us to screw a power socket... They aren't far off though.

Yeah. The "sex with robot" thing will give off a lot of Flak and Shrapnel (pun), since anti-game people will say some kid, after playing this game, tried having intercourse with a toaster and died. Nukey (talk) 19:39, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

I think Darwin has said that if you're dumb enough to 'put that in there while that is turned on' just because a game said it was O.K then then you deserve to die. As a certain Fallout 3 NPC would say "Natural selection at its finest"JASPER//"Do you like hurting other people?"UserRichard 19:44, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

(sigh) I hope i'm not a total nerd for saying this, but isn't that either Eulogy Jones or some other NPC? Nukey (talk) 19:45, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Mr Burk I think. He says it if people die in front of him.JASPER//"Do you like hurting other people?"UserRichard 19:50, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

You got that right jasper. Now lets all go lynch some Robosexuals!!!--Billytheboy 20:35, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

LOL turn fisto on TURBO SPEED!--Radraider 21:22, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Fisto's disclaimer: Warning! Turbo Speed can cause Permanent Injury and/or Death. If "stuck" please contact emergency services immediatly.--Billytheboy 22:34, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Too bad the only emergency service in the Mojave is now a horde of geckos that rips you too shreds while your screaming in pain due to a toaster making your "thing" into burnt thing. Wasteland Jesus 00:09, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Turbo Speed activate.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -SHUACK- HOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYY SSSSSHHHHHIIIITTTT Deathclawpoop 13:28, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

I want to have sex with my old Commodore 64...--MyLastDays (talk) 08:10, March 6, 2013 (UTC)

how does that work? Edit

New Vegas' greatest idea, putting your weenie in a electrical circuit, mmmmmmm.... That shocking feeling Deathclawpoop 15:16, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Is it for just men? or women, too. im officially having a robot fantasy right now Deathclawpoop 15:18, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

We don't wanna hear about you getting a stiffie, aka running Stiffie_robot_fantasy.exe (is that right) :P Wasteland Jesus 20:27, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Questions Edit

  • Is it for just men
  • Who the hell puts their weenie in a toaster
  • Do you lose health when using
  • Does the robot have quotes
  • Do you get a nice shocking feeling
  • Nice quote "Would you like me to grill your hot dog, sir"

Please answer Deathclawpoop 15:22, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

I actually own one of those toasters that cook your weenie and your bun at the same time... Not the sexual one. The real life one... --Billytheboy 13:04, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Fisto serves both genders... and you don't put anything in him. He's a reference to a *ahem* less typical sexual escapade. You don't lose any health. His best quotes are about numbness subsiding over time and, of course, something akin to "I am Fisto. Assume the position." The feeling is possibly quite shocking, though not necessarily electrically. And as for who does it, when curiosity compels, how can you not? (So maybe my first character had a rather... surprising experience in Cerulean Robotics.) Kersplatt 07:24, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

If you don't talk to him will he follow you like a temporary party member? Edit

If you don't talk to him will he follow you like a temporary party member? could this be exploited for combat? and if so would he be awful in combat? Namad 10:42, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

Humourous FX doesn't play for PC version? Edit

Is anyone else noticing this bug on the PC version? If yoiu choose to try Fisto out before sending him to the Garretts, on the console version there is an amusing/disturbing drilling noise, however on the PC version there is a fade to black and the noise is missing?--Prototype00 08:43, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

Confirmed atleast for me, I couldn't resist trying him out xD and there was only a fade to black and no drilling noise. I'm also on a fem character. Anyone else find this? Willhelm555 (talk) 00:59, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

Buttsecks? Edit

How does he do it with a male player?-- 01:32, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Most likely he will shove (read: force) his metallic, cold fist up the ass. Which makes me wonder how perverted the guys at Obsidian AND Bethesda are: Fisto also was a unique Power Fist in FO3, the act of "fisting" a clear reference in both the weapon and the character. PS. Fisting seems to be an actual word (wikipedia has an article --Radnus 21:06, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

Reminds me the obsession of Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy,American Dad,The Cleveland Show) with "brown shower" jokes...--MyLastDays (talk) 08:52, March 6, 2013 (UTC)

He probably offers several services, not only fistfucking but also handjobs. --Croquignol 14:47, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe some of you kids don't know this yet ... Edit

but you don't stick your "..weenie.." in a "..toaster..". Fisto aims to please. He lets his fists do the pleasuring - Fisto believes this can best be achieved by receiving his robot fist up your rectum.

Owwww....Bearded Hoplite 03:23, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Similarity with Button Gwinnett? Edit

According to the picture, Fisto has the same paintjob (blue with a yellow stripe) as Button Gwinnett from Fallout 3, the crazy Protectron in the National Archives.

A simple reused skin just to make it unique, or during his travel from the Capital Wasteland to New Vegas he decided to change his profession from Second Governor of Georgia to Cheap Sex Toy?

(hehe, Button... Ok, now I am scared)

Fisto don't love me no more! Edit

For some reason, when Fisto comes up to the room and says 'please assume the position,' after the first time I can't accept any more, I only have the option to ask for a refund, lol. What gives! Fisto, what did I ever do to youuu!

--I am experiencing the same bug. After hiring Fisto for the first time, he only goes to the room, after which the only dialog option is to request a refund. I would have posted this bug to the main page, but the main bug listing shows up as locked for me for some reason. Of course, the whole Wang Dang Tango prostitutes list is bugged, in that I can't even get Santiago or Old Ben to give the option to come to my room to begin with.

Confirmed. v1.2

Four years and unknown number of patches later and it STILL doesn't work. Why have sex in the game then censor it to obscurity? 15:56, November 25, 2014 (UTC)HelenaHanbazkt

Money Glitch!!!! Edit

Evertime I talk to him then say never mind to his offer he gives me 10 caps

Bug in Fisto Edit

Well not literally - there is a bug in the Fisto quest which allows you to program the sexbot if you have asked for the tape to be made though you have not actually picked it up. (I.E. you can program FISTO without having the tape in your inventory)

Painful? Edit

I'm asking a serious question here. I'm just wondering... Wouldn't that hurt... I mean, when the "fluids" get to some electric charge it would travel back up it right? Kinda like peeing on an electric fence.

Fisto Cap Glitch Edit

Apparently if you go to the Atomic Wrangler after you've already programmed the sexbot and it goes to the casino, you can go back there and talk to it. It of course asks if you require services, but if you say "Maybe later." it gives you 10 caps. I was confused at first and then repeated the action and received it again. Pretty cool cap glitch, seems unlimited, and still lets me do it after I leave and come back. I guess it makes up for the other cap glitches I don't seem to have on my game.

Found the reason. His answer for "Maybe later" is linked with the "I want a refund" one, the latter which is possible right before "using" him. --RuneSpyro007 21:30, January 29, 2012 (UTC)

fist Edit

how do i put this in a not gross way... does anyone else think that his name is alluding to fisting? which is like fingering but with a fist.

Nope, you're just perverted. Seriously, why would something named FISTO that tells you to "assume the postition" have anything to do with that? Jeeeez. --BattlecattleBeware4sig 03:49, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

It's already an MA game, why the censorship? Edit

I for one would like the animations rather than the black screen. We can choose perks to make the killing super gory, why can't we make sex super explicit too? Sex is less damaging than violence to a young mind, but so what anyway, young minds aren't supposed to be playing MA games. FUCK CENSORSHIP GIVE ME MY PORN GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -HelenaHanbazkt

Because then it would be an AO game. Great Mara (talk) 19:24, February 3, 2013 (UTC)

Upgrade Fisto? Edit

After "testing" Fisto you can say "is that all you've got, robot?" to which Fisto will reply: "I will require a hardware and software upgrade to offer enhanced services." Are there any game files that would have allowed Fisto to be upgraded for... enhanced services that were cut or just unavailable? I want Fisto to be the best sex-bot ever! Willhelm555 (talk) 01:05, July 11, 2015 (UTC)

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