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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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| RadioBMDontTakeMyRaul
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RadioBMDontTakeMyRaul
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Neutral 50
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No! I won't let you have my Raul!
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52
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| RadioBMGetHim
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RadioBMGetHim
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Neutral 50
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There's an intruder in the dish hut! Get over there and kill whoever it is, you fools!
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53
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| RadioBMMusicIntros
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RadioBMMusicIntros
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Neutral 50
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Now, music.
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54
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| RadioBMMusicIntros
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Neutral 50
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And now, music.
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55
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| RadioBMMusicIntros
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Neutral 50
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But you don't want to listen to me, do you? You want music.
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56
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| RadioBMSegment01
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RadioBMSegment01
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] You're listening to Radio Free Utobitha, bringing truth to Utobithians 24 hours a day! Welcome!
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57
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| RadioBMSegment01
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] I still miss you, Rhonda. After all these years...
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58
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| RadioBMSegment01
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] Also joining us from his locked cell is Raul Tejada, master mechanic who can be executed at any time! Hello, Raul. Or should that be "Hola?"
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59
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| RadioBMSegment01
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Today you die, Raul! I command it!
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60
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| RadioBMSegment01
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] Ooooh, Raul. Supreme commander Tabitha says you die today. Any reaction?
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61
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| RadioBMSegment01
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Neutral 50
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[Silence.]
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62
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| RadioBMSegment01
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] <Growls in frustration.>
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63
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| RadioBMSegment02
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RadioBMSegment02
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] You're listening to UNC - the Utobithian News Channel - with breaking news!
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64
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| RadioBMSegment02
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] The execution of master mechanic Raul Tajeda has again been commuted for a period of 24 hours to allow time for important repairs.
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65
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| RadioBMSegment02
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] <snarling> This time you will get it done, Raul!
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66
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| RadioBMSegment02
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] Joining us from his cell to comment on the situation is Raul Tejada. Raul?
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67
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| RadioBMSegment02
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] What's your take on the situation?
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68
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| RadioBMSegment02
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor during which Raul will contemplate how lucky he is to be alive.
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69
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| RadioBMSegment03
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RadioBMSegment03
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Are you tired of getting chased because you're bigger than humans, and scaring them?
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70
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| RadioBMSegment03
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Did you kill some and they overreacted? Are two-head-bear people shooting at you, and battle cattle mooing? Beware the battle cattle...
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71
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| RadioBMSegment03
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda]<whispering a line prompt> "Leave the fear behind."
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72
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| RadioBMSegment03
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Leave the Fear Behind. Meet at the Mountain Top! Enjoy life in a state of Utobitha - Free, Safe, Secure!
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73
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| RadioBMSegment03
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] <rushing sotto voce like disclaimers at the end of prescription ads> Freedom limited to following the commands of Best Friend Tabitha...
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74
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| RadioBMSegment03
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] <Cont.> Safety not guaranteed against siege or assault by two-head-bear people or battle cattles.
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75
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| RadioBMSegment03
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] <Cont.> Many infractions are punishable by death, no allowances for dumb-dumb "misunderstandings".
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76
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| RadioBMSegment03
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Utobitha! Come feel the difference!
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77
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| RadioBMSegment04
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RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] Welcome back, Utobitha. It's time!
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78
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Time for what, Rhonda?
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79
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] <sing-song> True Eye Seeing Time!
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80
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] I see that you're already wearing the True Eyes, Best Friend Tabitha, along with your head of True Hair. What do you see?
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81
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Uh... I see Neil...
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82
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] First-generation Neil from down the mountain? And what is he up to?
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83
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Standing outside his shack down there.
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84
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] In the same spot as before, or has he moved?
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85
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] A little.
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86
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] Wow! It must be so exciting to see and know all. What a powerful reminder of your ultimate authority and power for our listeners!
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87
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] I see Moe...
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88
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] Moe, the Centaur? Favorite Centaur Moe? What's he up to?
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89
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Licking the gate. Wants out of the pen.
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90
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] Now, I'm almost afraid to ask, but do you see any - you know - threats out there?
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91
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Tabitha] Threats all around us... converging... like a noose, tightening! Two-head-bear people astride battle cattles!
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92
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] <unnerved> Not the the dreaded battle cattle training to hunt mutants?
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93
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] <calmer> Would it be going too far to say that your gift of True Eyesight is the only thing saving our community from annihilation?
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94
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| RadioBMSegment04
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Neutral 50
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[Rhonda] Because I think it's so important for everyone - even the dumb-dumbs - how impossible it is to sneak up on us! More after this!
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95
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| RadioBMSegment05
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RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Welcome back, Utobitha. I have with me Best Friend Tabitha, who has something important she'd like to share.
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96
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Well Rhonda, I'm a little concerned about the number of humans that keep coming to Black Mountain.
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97
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Humans? Here? Why do you think they'd do that?
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98
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Honestly, I think they're a little jealous of the ideal society we've built here, Rhonda. And I can't blame them.
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99
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} We have everything we need here. Food, shelter, safety, entertainment. It really is a paradise.
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100
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} There's no arguing with the truth, is there?
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101
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} But humans need to be aware that Black Mountain is no place for them. In fact, it's even dangerous for them here.
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102
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} {gasps} Why is that?
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103
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} First of all, there's the radiation. That warm, peaceful glow that we all know and love doesn't have the same effect on humans.
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104
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} You see, humans are weak, and have an inherent defect that causes them to fall apart when exposed to radiation.
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105
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} That sounds terrible! How do they stand it? Radiation's, like, everywhere!
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106
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} I know. They truly have a hard lot in life. Which may explain why they're so irritable all the time.
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107
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} I don't know about you, Utobitha, but my eyes have really been opened. We'll be back after some music!
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108
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| RadioBMSegment06
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RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} We're back with Best Friend Tabitha, who was telling us why humans should {cue angry Tabitha voice} STAY THE HELL AWAY, {back to normal Rhonda voice} ier, keep their distance from the State of Utobitha.
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109
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Thank you, Rhonda. As you know, one of the many benefits of living in Utobitha is the ready availability of pet centaurs.
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110
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Ooh, I love the centaurs. They're just so cute!
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111
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Exactly, Rhonda, who could resist those sweet little faces, and that cute way they shuffle around on all those hands they have.
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112
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} But humans must be so caught up with their pleasant features that they forget the most important thing about centaurs.
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113
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} And what might that be, Best Friend Tabitha?
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114
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Centaurs {stressed} eat humans, Rhonda! You see, humans are a lot smaller, and much more tender than you or I, so centaurs naturally see them as food.
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115
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Ah, that *would* make it hard for them to get along, wouldn't it?
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116
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Indeed. Given the situation, I had to make a hard choice when I created Utobitha - do we invite weak, greedy humans who would just die anyway?
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117
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Or cute, loveable centaurs, who fight and die for us and ask nothing in return? After much deliberation, I went with the centaurs.
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118
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| RadioBMSegment05
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} And there you have it, Utobitha. The next time you play with a huggable, loveable centaur, remember that Best Friend Tabitha made it all possible.
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119
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| RadioBMSegment07
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RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} We're here once again with our beloved leader. Best Friend Tabitha, why don't you tell our listeners what you just told me?
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120
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| RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} I was just saying that I think there's a fundamental misunderstanding about the mutants here in the State of Utobitha.
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121
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| RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} And what would *that* be?
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122
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| RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} I believe that the mutants here are generally considered to dislike humans. And nothing could be further from the truth.
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123
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| RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} During their stay here, mutants are taught to tolerate, and even accept, the existence of inferior, frail creatures, humans included.
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124
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| RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Ooh, how insightful! So then how do you think this misunderstanding came about?
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125
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| RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} My guess is that it has something to do with the fact that every mutant in the State of Utobitha has been give explicit orders regarding security.
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126
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| RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Those orders naturally include shooting humans on sight. Or pounding them with whatever happens to be handy. Guns being in short supply, you see.
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127
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| RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} As I've explained, there are numerous dangers to humans here, and we have a duty to drive them away. It's for their own good, really.
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128
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| RadioBMSegment07
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Makes sense to me! And the silly humans think we don't care. {said dramatically} For shame. Stick around, Utobitha, for more after this!
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129
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| RadioBMSegment08
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RadioBMSegment08
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Do you remember the good old days where the Master ruled over us all?
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130
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| RadioBMSegment08
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} When his gentle, compelling, and yet oddly insistent voice crawled through your mind and told you exactly what to do?
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131
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| RadioBMSegment08
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Do you miss a time when you didn't have to think for yourself, and enjoyed lazy days of following the bellowed commands of others?
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132
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| RadioBMSegment08
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Those days can be yours again, for Best Friend Tabitha, the esteemed leader of the State of Utobitha, is here to tell you what to do!
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133
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| RadioBMSegment08
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} That's right! I, Tabitha, will take on the burden of your obedience!
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134
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| RadioBMSegment08
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda, sotto voce} Acceptance into Utobitha pending Best Friend Tabitha's approval.
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135
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| RadioBMSegment08
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda, sotto voce} Best Friend Tabitha reserves the right to turn down applicants for any reason, including whimsy or boredom.
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136
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| RadioBMSegment08
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda, sotto voce} Acceptance into Utobitha open to mutants only. Former human servants of the Master conditionally accepted for purposes of centaur feeding duties.
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137
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| RadioBMSegment08
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Utobitha! Come, take a load off your mind!
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138
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| RadioBMSegment09
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RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Welcome to another episode of Know - Your - Mutants!
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139
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Special guest star Best Friend Tabitha is with us in the studio to share her insights on this topic that affects us all.
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140
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Thank you, Rhonda. Today I'd like to talk about a subject near and dear to my heart, the nightkin.
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141
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Ooooh, you must know a lot about the nightkin, Best Friend Tabitha, seeing as how you are one!
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142
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} That's true, Rhonda. I am in a unique position to speak to the natural superiority of my kind.
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143
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} {clears throat} Our story begins, as most stories do, with the Master. Our glorious leader had created the Super Mutants, but something nagged at him.
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144
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} "I can do better", he must have said to himself. And boy did he ever!
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145
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} A new type of mutant was created - stronger, faster, smarter, more dangerous in every way.
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146
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} We were to normal super mutants what they were to humans, and they were told to defer to us in all things.
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147
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} And you're the leader of all the nightkin, correct?
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148
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Yes, as the highest ranking nightkin alive, my voice speaks for all nightkin everywhere, ever.
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149
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Which is why all super mutants should do what you say, right?
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150
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} That's right! My position of supreme authority must never be questioned!
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151
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} One last thing. Is there any truth to the rumor that all Nightkin are slightly crazy from their overuse of psychologically damaging pre-war tech?
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152
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} None at all, Rhonda.
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153
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| RadioBMSegment09
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} There you have it, Utobitha! Nightkin, your benevolent overlords, who are most certainly *not* crazy. We'll be back after this!
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154
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| RadioBMSegment10
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RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Welcome, Utobitha, to another episode of Know - Your - Mutants!
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155
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Today we're proud to have Best Friend Tabitha with us. Welcome to the show!
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156
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Good to be here, Rhonda.
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157
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} So what type of mutant did you want to talk about this time, Best Friend Tabitha?
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158
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| RadioBMSegment10
|
Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} I thought I'd briefly talk about first generation Super Mutants, Rhonda.
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159
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Oooh, what can you tell us about them?
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160
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} What we call the first generation of Super Mutants, Rhonda, were actually created by the Master himself.
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161
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Like everything the Master took a direct hand in, they were better than the ones who came later, the ones made by accident.
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162
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} They were smarter, almost as smart as Nightkin, and were able to think and act for themselves.
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163
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} However, the first generation seems to have some kind of suicidal urge that they can't control.
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164
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} How terrible! What makes you say that, Best Friend Tabitha?
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165
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| RadioBMSegment10
|
Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} So far, all first generation Super Mutants that have come to Utobitha have left not soon after.
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166
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| RadioBMSegment10
|
Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} How strange! Why would anyone leave the safety and comfort that Utobitha provides?
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167
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Why, indeed. But now there's not a single first generation Super Mutant in Utobitha.
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168
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Except Neil.
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169
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha, grumbling} Except Neil.
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170
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| RadioBMSegment10
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda, speaking quickly, sounding nervous, like Tabitha might attack her} Well! I think we've all learned something today. Let's go to music!
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171
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| RadioBMSegment11
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RadioBMSegment11
|
Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} You're listening to another edition of Know - Your - Mutants, with Best Friend Tabitha!
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172
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| RadioBMSegment11
|
Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} So, Best Friend Tabitha, who will we learn about today?
|
173
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| RadioBMSegment11
|
Neutral 50
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{Tabitha, sounding like she's really not looking forward to this} I guess it's time we talked the dumb-dumbs.
|
174
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| RadioBMSegment11
|
Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Oh, you mean the second generation Super Mutants who aren't so bright?
|
175
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| RadioBMSegment11
|
Neutral 50
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{Tabitha, grasping for something meaningful to say} That's them. Dumb-dumbs... ah... that is... they...
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176
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| RadioBMSegment11
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda, throwing her a lifeline} They're very big. And strong.
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177
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| RadioBMSegment11
|
Neutral 50
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{Tabitha, grateful} Yes! They're just as big as other mutants, and as strong as they look. Beyond that, uh...
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178
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| RadioBMSegment11
|
Neutral 50
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{Rhonda, another lifeline} And there's a lot of them.
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179
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| RadioBMSegment11
|
Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Oh yeah, dumb-dumbs are the most common type of mutant that most travelers will encounter, and make up more than half the mutants here in Utobitha.
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180
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| RadioBMSegment11
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Best Friend Tabitha, some of our listeners may wonder how you can call them dumb-dumbs on the air like this.
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181
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| RadioBMSegment11
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} That's a good question, Rhonda. The truth is, they're so dumb they don't even know that I'm talking about them right now.
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182
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| RadioBMSegment11
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} And that's another revealing look at mutantkind. Second generation Super Mutants. Big. Numerous. {said with a flourish} Dumb. More after this!
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183
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| RadioBMSegment12
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RadioBMSegment12
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda, faint, she's not speaking into the mike} What do you think we should play next?
|
184
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| RadioBMSegment12
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha, same, not speaking into mike} It doesn't matter, just grab something. And check on Raul while you're at it.
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185
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| RadioBMSegment12
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha, faint, coming from a speaker in Raul's room} Raul! Why are you on the radio?
|
186
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| RadioBMSegment12
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Sorry about that, Utobitha! Here's some music!
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187
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| RadioBMSegment13
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RadioBMSegment13
|
Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} Utobitha, I'm here with Best Friend Tabitha, who has a message for all the dumb-dumbs out there.
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188
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| RadioBMSegment13
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} It has come to my attention that some of you dumb-dumbs took me a little too seriously in the past when I warned you about the battle cattle.
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189
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| RadioBMSegment13
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} While battle cattle are indeed a dangerous foe, they are one that should be fought ferociously.
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190
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| RadioBMSegment13
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Recently I've heard about several incidents where some of you have been seen running away from a fight where battle cattle were involved.
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191
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| RadioBMSegment13
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} This is not acceptable. No self-respecting soldier of Utobitha should ever be seen running like a scared little human.
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Neutral 50
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{Tabitha} Bah, I don't even know why I try. It's not like the dumb-dumbs are even going to understand this.
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Neutral 50
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{Rhonda} You heard her, Utobitha! Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle. More after this!
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