The note can be found in the Sunnytop Ski Lanes base lodge, on the countertop in the check-in area to the right of the first floor entrance.
To: All Sunnytop Ski Lanes Staff
Contrary to popular rumors among the staff, last weekend's "Three-Legged Ski Race" promotion did not end with any fatalities. In actuality, only fourteen people were injured. We're also happy to report that almost all of them will be fully able to walk again. Any questions from the press or media should be directed to management.
Ted Augustine, Resort Director