The note can be found at AMS corporate headquarters.
You put this recorder in your shirt pocket. It's small, no one will know it's there. I'm serious, Michael.
It's not fair. They "can't help it?" You're just "big boned?"
We'll see what they have to say after we sue them for workplace safety violations!
And don't be your usual idiot self and take this note to work. Throw it away AT HOME!
Also, the fridge forgot to order milk again, pick some up on your way home.
I'll be home late again, don't wait up.