I take great umbrage to the fact that the military has left us stranded at Pleasant Valley. Many of us here are important and relevant members of society, yet we've apparently been left here to rot. I myself contributed a sizable donation to your last campaign and even sent you that rather expensive gift for Christmas last year. It's been several weeks and frankly, I'm beginning to think no one is ever going to show. When I return to D.C., you and I are going to have a long talk about your future, Senator.
Stanley Leek, Esquire