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Squatter Bill is an unwelcome squatter living in the North Vegas Square in 2281.


He and his two companions have been squatting in the playground area of North Vegas Square, irritating the locals. Crandon asks the Courier to convince them to leave.[1] The player character can choose to kill the squatters, intimidate them, or bribe them into leaving.[2][3][4]

Interactions with the player character

Interactions overview

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This character is involved in quests.



  • If convinced to leave peacefully, Squatter Bill and his two companions will travel to the Casa Madrid Apartments in Westside, which they will occupy for the rest of the game.
  • If the Courier kills any of the squatters, they will gain NCR Infamy.
  • If the Courier has a poor reputation with the NCR, Squatter Bill will attack immediately.


Notable quotes


Squatter Bill appears only in Fallout: New Vegas.


  1. Courier: "What would you like me to do?"
    Crandon: "Some squatters decided to take space where they don't belong, over by the playground. We'd prefer to keep 'em off the streets and out of sight. Maybe you could go and talk to them... convince them to see things our way."
    (Crandon's dialogue)
  2. Courier: "I'd rather not have any trouble. Here's 50 caps, just keep yourself off the streets."
    Squatter Bill: "[SUCCEEDED] Sure. You got a deal."
    (Squatter Bill's dialogue)
  3. Courier: "I'm asking nicely. I only do that *once.*"
    Squatter Bill: "[SUCCEEDED] H-Hey... hey, don't worry, I was just kidding. We're going, right boys?"
    (Squatter Bill's dialogue)
  4. Courier: "Easy, I'm just going to kill you."
    Squatter Bill: "Fuck you, asshole! You're gonna regret it!"
    (Squatter Bill's dialogue)