The building is divided into a left and right section, the left side being larger. On the second floor, there is a broodmother and a mole rat and the next room to the left has a pair of feral ghouls. On the third floor, there is a pair of deathclaws, in the rightmost room is a pair of radscorpions. From here, the elevator leads down to the right side of the building, as well as up to the top floor. There is a irradiated radroach accompanied by two radroaches one floor down, and the bottom room has a pair of feral ghouls.
On the top floor, in the second room, is an irradiated radroach with one other radroach. The next room has the Wizard of Water. He may either be fought or a cap reward accepted instead. Both options result in receiving an elder robe. The room contains two Nuka-Cola Quantums.
|Opening dialogue||Dweller response||Character response|
|You have found me, the mighty Wizard of Water! The Deacon of Drink! The Titan of Thirst!
Think you can best me in armed combat? I think not! My pure, refreshing water will shield me!
|Settle down, Wiz. We don't want to fight. We just want our cut.||A wise choice! Take your reward, my loyal subjects!|
|You took advantage of too many people. You're going down, “Wizard”!||Fine, then! If not the water of life then the BLOOD OF DEATH! HAVE AT THEE!|
Behind the scenes
The name of this quest comes from Snake Oil Tonic, which was sold by Snake Oil salesmen during the 19th century. They were proclaimed as miracle medicine claiming they could cure a plethora of ailments, make the user stronger and increase their longevity.