Slocum's Joe was a pre-War coffee and donut company based in Malden. The company ran numerous coffee shops around the eastern United States and had a special of a large coffee and jelly donut for 30 dollars.
Background
Slocum's focused on two things: Joe (coffee) and doughnuts. While their food was noted by some to exceed the daily recommended amount of carbohydrates and fat,[1] Slocum's always tried to stay one step ahead of the competition, such as by trying to solve the problem of keeping coffee hot and doughnuts fresh.
Their answer was Slocum's Buzzbites, a delicious doughnut filled with hot coffee and chemically preserved to stay hot, which had a 90% chance of inflicting 3rd-degree burns on consumers. This led to it being deemed too dangerous for distribution by authorities.[2] The actual coffee was noted to be "stale, acidic rubbish," priced at 28 dollars.[3]
Locations
| Name | Game |
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| Slocum's Joe Corporate HQ, Malden | 
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| General Atomics Galleria |
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| Monsignor Plaza, Cambridge |
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| Slocum's Joe, Lexington |
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| Slocum's Joe, Mass Bay Medical Center |
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| Baxter building, Financial District |
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| Slocum's Joe, Watoga Shopping Plaza | 
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| Morgantown (two locations) |
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| Charleston |
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| Slocum's Joe |
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Products
- Slocum's Buzzbites
- Coffee
- Donuts
Notes
The mascot's name is "Dough-Boy."[4][5]
Behind the scenes
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- Slocum's Joe is a reference to Dunkin' Donuts, a company founded in Quincy, Massachusetts in 1950. Like Slocum's Joe, Dunkin' Donuts maintains its corporate headquarters in the greater Boston area, in Canton, Massachusetts.
- The Bethesda Gear Store sells promotional items featuring the brand.[Non-canon 1]
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Gallery
References
- ↑ Curie: "Be careful. Much of Slocum's Joe food greatly exceeds the daily allowance of carbohydrates and fat."
(Curie's dialogue) - ↑ Notice to Slocum's Joe
- ↑ Slocum Woes
- ↑ Pirate Radio/Advertisements
- ↑ Fallout 76 Pip-Boy 2000 Mark VI Dough-Boy Paint description: "Embrace your love of Slocum's Joe with the Slocum's Joe Dough-Boy Pip-Boy Paint!"
Non-canon
- ↑ Slocum’s Joe Vault Boy Tee: "DOUGH BOY MEETS VAULT BOY
This artwork features Vault Boy in the pink and brown uniform of a Slocum’s Joe server, holding a box of 6 delicious donuts. Nobody knows if he intends to eat the oversized sentient donut in his right hand. But they seem to get along just fine."
