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Slocum's Joe was a pre-War coffee and donut company based in Malden. The company ran numerous coffee shops around the eastern United States and had a special of a large coffee and jelly donut for 30 dollars.

Background

A staple of pre-War Bostonian and Appalachian fast foods, Slocum's focused on two things: Joe (coffee) and doughnuts. While their food was noted by some to exceed the daily recommended amount of carbohydrates and fat,[1] Slocum's always tried to stay one step ahead of the competition, such as by trying to solve the problem of keeping coffee hot and doughnuts fresh.

Their answer was Slocum's Buzzbites, a delicious doughnut filled with hot coffee and chemically preserved to stay hot, which had a 90% chance of inflicting 3rd-degree burns on consumers. This lead to it being deemed too dangerous for distribution by authorities.[2] The actual coffee was noted to be "stale, acidic rubbish," priced at 28 dollars.[3]

Locations

Name Game
Slocum's Joe Corporate HQ, Malden Fallout 4
General Atomics Galleria Fallout 4
Monsignor Plaza, Cambridge Fallout 4
Slocum's Joe, Lexington Fallout 4
Baxter building, Financial District Fallout 4
Slocum's Joe, Watoga Shopping Plaza Fallout 76
Morgantown (two locations) Fallout 76
Charleston Fallout 76
Slocum's Joe Fallout 76
Bleakford (Machine Frequency) Fallout: Wasteland Warfare Roleplaying Game

Products

Notes

The mascot's name is "Dough Boy."[4][Non-game 1]

Behind the scenes

Slocum's Joe is a reference to Dunkin' Donuts, a company founded in Quincy, Massachusetts in 1950. Like Slocum's Joe, Dunkin' Donuts maintains its corporate headquarters in the greater Boston area, in Canton, Massachusetts.

Gallery

References

  1. Curie: "Be careful. Much of Slocum's Joe food greatly exceeds the daily allowance of carbohydrates and fat."
    (CompanionCurie.txt)
  2. Notice to Slocum's Joe
  3. Slocum Woes
  4. Fallout 76 Pip-Boy 2000 Mark VI Dough-Boy Paint description: "Embrace your love of Slocum's Joe with the Slocum's Joe Dough-Boy Pip-Boy Paint!"
Non-game
  1. Slocum’s Joe Vault Boy Tee: "DOUGH BOY MEETS VAULT BOY
    This artwork features Vault Boy in the pink and brown uniform of a Slocum’s Joe server, holding a box of 6 delicious donuts. Nobody knows if he intends to eat the oversized sentient donut in his right hand. But they seem to get along just fine."
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