Method for Constructing a Skeleton for General Use -
Step 1: Acquire a Cadaver
Step 2: Using a filet knife, remove as much flesh as you can without marking the underlying bones
Step 3: Place the cadaver in a wooden box packed with Calcium Oxide. Wait a week.
Step 4: Place the remains in a water flow of some kind, like a stream or river.
Step 5: Clean off any remaining flesh or ligamentation
Step 6: Allow skeleton to dry in the sun. Be wary of predatory birds or wild dogs
Step 7: Bleach and mount skeleton
Note: If your tombstone does not read "Rest in Peace", or some variant thereof, you are automatically drafted into the skeleton wars.
Behind the scenes
The note's final line is a reference to a well-known tweet from popular Twitter user @dril, stating that "if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war."