The note can be found at the New River Gorge ropes course, inside the top of the tower. It can only be accessed by completing the ropes course layout.
They all mocked me for those 9 years of gymnastics as a kid. But who's laughing now? Me, that's who!
A swarm of those overgrown rodents were seconds away from gnawing me to death when I found this old ropes course. For a regular Joe, escaping death up here is an impossibility... but not me! I closed my eyes and imagined I was back on that balance beam. Easy.
After I denied those buck-toothed rats their dinner, I got to thinking: this spot is really nice, and unreachable for those lacking my superior agility. I can board it up and turn it into my own little storehouse. Great idea, I know. Sometimes I surprise even myself.
Say what you will about the horrible apocalypse and all, but when you're as good as me? It's just another day at the gym.