Rodney's poem

Rodney's poem is a paper note in the Fallout 76 update Wastelanders.

Location[]

The note can be found on a barrel in the corner of the second floor of Clancy Manor.

Transcript[]

She went out, she got a second opinion
Now she's afraid of the light
I cut up her credit cards
She was coming home

My house we put the mirror of there dogs be
Every room he leaves a pyramid
There was a worm in it

Behind the scenes[]

This note is a reference to stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield, given the name of the note and its contents. Each line of the poem is a punchline to one of Dangerfield's famous one-liners.

Gallery[]

Fallout 76 notes

The Forest		"Excavator suit" - Final steps · A job opportunity · Airplane crash · Alpine River Cabins guestbook · AMS: Corporate Bully · Amy's note · Anti-Scorched tactics · Asphyxiation and you! · Battle plan · Bicycle · Birdwatcher's note · Birthday toast drafts · Blank feedback form · Body shop note · Brother Moncrief's note · Business is bad · Camping Syllabus · Cedric's list · Charleston Herald - Bell article · Charleston is ours · Cheryl's journal · Clara's note to Alexis · Clara's note to mom · Closet note · Come back to us · Concerns · Cursed · Cutthroat orders · Cutthroat warning · Dammit, Janet! · De'Andre's note · Dealing with survivor's guilt · Dear daddy · Dear Spence · DMV-AT-21C form · DMV-AT-21C-V form · DO NOT TOUCH · DON'T TOUCH · End of the world party flier · Equipment check-out sheet · Everyone · Fasnacht robots · Filing status · Fire Breathers' first aid guide · Flatwoods Gazette · Flatwoods kiosks · Flatwoods supply delivery · Free cooking lessons! · Gardening test · Gauley Mine recon · German books · Ghoul's note 1 · Ghoul's note 2 · Gourmands note · Grocery list · Guard note · Guest check 024 · Guest check 025 · Guestbook · Happy Fasnacht! · Harvest · Hemlock Holes flyer · Hey man · Horizon's Rest armory · Hornwright Industrial correspondence · Hunter's journal · Hunter's warning · I forgive you, dad · I miss you, dad · I remember you, mom · Initial analysis · Jamey's notes · Jimmy's diary - May 2nd · Jimmy's evidence · John's last words · Junk mail · Justin's note · Knowledge exam cheat sheet · Lakehouse note · Landon's note · Last will and testament of Jeremiah Ward · Leader's journal · Leaving at dawn · Letter from the president · Letter to Linda · List of parts · Love note · Lowell Aaronholt's last will and testament · Memo: Responders · Message to Sammy · Military ID card · Mine signaling quick reference · Mission to Abigayle · Mutated flora: Flux (cobalt) · Mutated flora: Flux (crimson) · Mutated flora: Flux (fluorescent) · Mutated flora: Flux (violet) · Mutated flora: Flux (yellowcake) · My dearest Nancy · My story · NCB02-A6A1 feedback form · NCQ17-JH1A feedback form · North Star · Note from a concerned neighbor · Note from Miller · Note to Darla · Note to Mac · Note to Marge · Note to Sugarplum · NOTHING HELPS! · Nuka-Cola marketing memo · O Holy Night · Official notice · On your recent noise levels · Operations manual · Orders from Maria Chavez · Patient chart: Buzz · Penelope Hornwright's resume · PIONEERBOOK: Camping · PIONEERBOOK: Meal prep · Portside Pub happy hour menu · Postcard from Adrian · Postcard from Elizabeth · Postcard from grandma · Postcard from home · Postcard from Maddy · Postcard from mom & dad · Postcard from VTU · PSY101 notebook cover · Reaver scout · Regarding the infestation · Responder outposts · Responder's last words · Roof climber's poem · Ropes course note · Rosalynn's note · Sam Blackwell interview notes · Sam Blackwell: "No" on Measure 6 · Scott's reminders · Search teams · Senior executive exam answer key · Sermon: Impending doom · Sermon: Summoning the Mothman · Server maintenance · Sgt. Elk's journal · Shawn's journal · Slocum's Woes · Soldier's certificate · Sorry · South bridge watch · Special notice · Stolen supplies · Straight A's · Supply cage code · Suspicious note · Sweet bean · Sweetheart · Tasks · Tattoo parlor (note) · The coffee · The doctors · The drop · The End · The Evil Men · The house · The owner · The power plant · The safe · The Sam Blackwell interview · The shrink · The view · Ticket number A3 · Ticket number C42 · To Janet · Topher's diary - June 9th · Trouble with radiation · Unfinished postcard · Volunteer certificate · Voting flier · Water safety report · Wilson's Bros. garage · You're in charge

Ash Heap		Best plan ever · Can't find the keycard · Case notes: Duchess · Charleston Herald - Hornwright Wins! · Clara Webber diary · Easy pickins · Fire Breather's prayer · Jesse White - Honkytonk set list · Kerry's orders · Letter from Vault-Tec · Lt. Thomas' action report · Note to Hornwright · Note to Lorri · Reading list · Transcript: Test launch 11 · Warning

Toxic Valley		Bosley's note · Camp Tomahawk postcard · Confidential safety data · Darius Angler's manifesto, part 1 · Darius Angler's manifesto, part 5 · Diary of Otis Pike · Esposito diary - page 12 · Final orders for Grafton Dam · Freddy's Adventures · Freddy's hasty note · Ghoul's note · Grafton Dam sign · Henrick's note · It's a dirty job · Letter to the media · Masks · Notice of termination · PIONEERBOOK: Foreward · Restricted access · Stained note · Untitled

Savage Divide		About the noise · Allemane's code · Attracting the Nightstalker · Bird watching list · Brag's note · Burnt Ends · Carol's note · Chauncy's note · Child's note · Department notice · Disgruntled note · Dreamboat angry letter · Dreamboat marketing note · Dreamboat owner's note · Edie's note · EMERGENCY ORDER A19 · Employee notice · Floyd's note · For Frank · For Vincent · Fred's uncertain future · Gerald's note · Graveyard note · Hallsey's note · Harvey's deal · He agrees · Henry's note · His birth · His blood · His home · His Priestess · His springs · Horace's note · I'm watching you · Incense complaint · Investigative report · Jake's letter · Jake's note · Letter to my love · Lewisburg ambush · Little girl's note · Louis's note · Margie's goodbye note · Martha's letter · Matterhorn Chophouse memo · Mists of Autumn Acres · My whiskey · Nina Benchley's note · Note to trespassers · Palace admin password · Phyllis's note · Pleasant Valley intranet memo · Postcard to parents · Pumpkin carving automation notes · Raider's note · Red Rocket Please Stop · Reggie's note · Research note · Rest in peace · Safe note · Salty note · Salty Sam's pricing · Scouting report (Sunnytop Ski Lanes) · Signal repeater notes · Smuggler's stash · Stanley's note · Sunnytop maintenance memo · Sunnytop marketing memo · Sunnytop staff memo · Taggerdy's journal: NOV 04 2077 · Taggerdy's journal: OCT 21 2077 · Termination notice · The assassins · To-do list · Tony's orders · Trade for parts · Trappers note · Trevor's note · Vault 96 decontamination procedure · War game orders · Waste problem

The Mire		Abandon house! · Abbie's to do · Almost done · Anonymous diary page · Back off Sam · Belmonte incident · Brianna Hawke's diary · Caleb's note · Chore list · Command center password · Committee meeting notes · Courtney's note · Dear Tucker · Department of Ag projects · Didn't want to hurt them · Fall retreat flyer · Formal complaint · Going outside? · Goodbye Alpha · Harpers Ferry postcard · Head Fuzzy? · Henry's letter · I.O.U. beer · I.O.U. smokes · I.O.U. toilet paper · I.O.U. whiskey · Intelligence memo - 8/16/77 · Jed's letter · Jeremiah's journal pages · Judy · Leaving town · Leonard's journal entry · Letter to Tommy · Locked out? · Lounge rules · Low on food? · Lucy's journal · Lydia's journal pages · Maxson's eulogy for De Silva · Mirelurk research · No more I.O.U.s · Pamela's note · Prayer · Pump Alpha shutdown code · Pump Beta shutdown code · Pump Delta shutdown code · Pump Gamma shutdown code · Reason to live · Record of divorce: The Blackwells · Safe travels · Scenarios: Returning from Raleigh's · Scouting report (Treetops) · Secure storage policy · Security system manual reset · Senate orientation letter · Sharon's angry letter · Shelley's letter · Skeleton extraction guide · Store room report · Survival planning checklist · Swamp butter · The plan · Vault 94 pump restart codes · Vault 94 reactor reset codes · Vault 94 water pressure regulation · Where are you?

Cranberry Bog		All the baskets! · Booze run · Clara Duran's notes · Cominsky's code · Defiance mission report · Draft of Allegheny Asylum article · End of Bog Town · Exploding labs · Final stand · Five-star General · Fly free · Gate guard primer · Generals · Holstein's code · I am a knight · Last of the Thunder · Letter from Jennica · Letter to Jennica · Letter to Mayor · Letter to mom · Letter to Sandy · Memo on candy · Men's suits · Mycology notes · New crew · No more satellites · No way out · November announcements draft · Operation Watoga · Orders from Melody · Pool table rules · Rich Taylor's testament · Saboteur's work password · Scattered journal pages · Squire Evelyn's journal - page 16 · Stop taking the key! · Student's poem · Subject 43 · Subject 67 · Sue them · Supply list · Thom and Molly · V.I.P. booth offer · Villa available · Waste baskets · Watoga High School · Where's the damn key?! · Women's dresses

Random locations		All gone · Brotherhood requisition order · Casualty report: Flatwoods · Crazed ramblings · Cultist's invitation · Cultist's reply · G.A.S. prize certificate · Honky tonk flyer · Kora's journal entry · Last words · Memorials · Not sorry · Note · Note from Brianna Hawke · Remember them · Responder's assignment · Security protocols · Survive

Multiple locations		Another spring · Ash Heap treasure maps · Carter and Blackwell - Traitors! · Charleston Herald - Assassin strikes again · Charleston Herald - Man vs. Machine · Checklist · Cranberry Bog treasure maps · Excavator's map · Forest treasure maps · Free Watoga! · Giant Teapot advertisement · Grafton Dam editorial · Herald editorial on Allegheny Asylum · Important memo · Letter of resignation · Lucy Harwick's note · Miner's map · Mire treasure maps · Notice of expulsion · PIONEERBOOK: Fundraisers · Propaganda flyer · Prospector's map · Raider note · Responder's note · Savage Divide treasure maps · Scavenger's notes · Shopping list · Silo Alpha code piece · Silo Bravo code piece · Silo Charlie code piece · Tear it all down · The Domestics notes · The Free States · The Herald supports Quinn Carter · Toxic Valley treasure maps ·Uniform disbursement log · Unsent letter · Untitled poem · Volunteers needed!

Wild Appalachia

The Forest		10/01/77 · 10/15/77 · Biome lab: Code fragments · Catalog of Curios · Delivery route map · Empty envelope · Eviction notice · Fasnacht beverage report · Fasnacht residue analysis · Invoice 188002: Smarty's Traps n' Bait · Letter to Calvin requested · My advice · NCX13-GP01 feedback form · Nukashine ingredients · Secret door sale! · The mannequin · Warning! · We need to talk

Ash Heap		Blacksheep dossier · C.H. Monthly, August · Calvin's security code · Dear Wolf · Directions to Janelle's camp · From mom · Further instructions · Knick-knack paddywhack · Noise complaint · Note for Raymond · Property deed · RobCo customer support · Unsolved: Sighting at Thomas farm · Where is it? · Wolf check-in 64

Toxic Valley		Chelsea's diary page · Mary's diary page

Savage Divide		Animal control report · Bo-Peep's note on Calvin · Cindy's diary · Crime scene notes · Dr. Frank's journal · Forensics report · Incident evaluation · Jackson's notes · Pages from Dr. Frank's journal · Relocation note · Veterinary diagnosis sheet · Wolf's letter to Bo-Peep

The Mire		A new day · Attention: Nuka-Cola technician · Burrows warning · Day 1 · Day 82 · From Ray · Letter to L · To Pete

Cranberry Bog		Confession note · Note from management

Miscellaneous		C.H. Monthly, January · C.H. Monthly, October · Dead raider's note · Farmhand directive · Missing: The Priblos · My bucket list · Nukashine label · Recall keycard recipe · Unsolved: Missing girls · Unsolved: Missing hikers · You have been insulted!

Nuclear Winter

Pump Alpha shutdown code · Pump Beta shutdown code · Pump Delta shutdown code · Pump Gamma shutdown code · Vault 94 pump restart codes · Vault 94 reactor reset codes · Vault 94 water pressure regulation · Vault 96 decontamination procedure · Vault 96 decryption code

Wastelanders

The Forest		A repository as smart as you · ADD CRATES HERE · ADD FOOD HERE · ADD LUXURY HERE · ADD WEAPONS HERE · Apologies, Mr. Duncan · Crane's map · Cure for line steppers · Filtcher farm report · Gauley Mine production log · Government contract · Holland Chase Invoice 9021 · Holland Chase Invoice 9033 · Imagine your memories here! · Letter · Loris's medical diagnosis · Order yours today! · Participant survey · Read between the lines, James · RobCo stock shares (1000) · Rodney's poem · Sermon notes · Sludge bar menu · The end of Razorhandle's career · The problem with super mutants · Treasury bonds (100) · Vigilant Citizen's note to Blackwell · Vigilant Citizen's note to Carter · Vigilant Citizen's note to Leah de Silva · Weigh station logs · Whats the smell?

Ash Heap		Suspicious death at Harpers Ferry · Suspicious death of Alicia Shay · Suspicious death of Emmanuel Tillings · Suspicious deaths overview · Vigilant Citizen's note to Van Lowe · Your the dumbass

Toxic Valley		999's setback · A Whale of a Tale · Eviction notice · Flavia's disappearance · Grafton Steel infiltrator's note · Lou's goodbye note · Lou's log: Cave-in · Lou's log: Chamber · Lou's log: Engine room · Lou's log: New plan · Lou's log: Turret repair · Note from FS · Scott's letter · The Great War · The Nova Orbital station

Savage Divide		Always watching · Aubrie's note · Aubrie's notes · Charleston Herald - Tragedy Hits Hornwright · Chase Terrier's journal · Cole Carver's journal · Elsie's story · Garrison's journal · Hornwright Industrial notice · Mercedes Stern's journal · Photo of Rosalynn's memorial · Reginald Stone's journal · RSVP card · Safe room checklist · Shanghai Sally: Berkeley Springs · Shanghai Sally: Casino Shootout · Shanghai Sally: Chapter Closed · Shanghai Sally: Conclusions · The Old Guard, Vol 14: Ch 2 · Vault 79 keypad code · Vigilant Citizen's note to Sheriff Darcy · Ward's journal

The Mire		Beckon the call · Brahmin noodle soup · Dishwasher Steve's note · Frank's Fine Radstag Redemption · Georgia's diary pages · Headhunter's headcheese · Larry's lowcountry mirelurk boil · Madison's journal page 7 · The Rusty Pick Reopens!

Cranberry Bog		Dear Uncle K. · Earl's note to Randy · Floyd's note to Randy · Ideas for new match types · Keypass notes · Prepared transcript · Quickly scrawled note · Test case results

Miscellaneous		Bring me Crane! · Bully's note · Camper's notes · Cultist's final pleas · Cultist's scrawlings · Meetup · Note from Jen · Pipe... · READ CAREFULLY · Requisition form

The Legendary Run / One Wasteland For All
Steel Dawn / Steel Reign

TLR/OW: Blood Eagle code · Earle's journal · Ghosts? · Last details · Note to self: Names · Note to self: Parts · Note to self: Railings · Notice: New owners · One choice · Prove your worth · Raider's note · Relocation notice · To-do: Nailgun · To-do: Power armor · To-do: Symbol
SD: ATLAS decommission reports · Brewmaster grocery list · Dagger's journal · Decontamination note · Disgusting creatures · Dorsey's diary · Dyving soot · Feeding chute note · Glue sniffers · Got that thing you wanted · Lab journal · Lost data · Lucky Hits! · Mirelurk den · Mirelurk Medley · Mole miners · My fault · One last trip · Passwords · Scout letter · Shelter-building supplies · Snallygaster · Terminals aren't safe · That smell · The Dagger dilemma · Trapped · Unessential · Upcoming shipments · Urgent request · Valdez's letter of recommendation
SR: Attention night crew · Blue Ridge delivers again · Breakthrough · Caravan manifest · Care to test your metal? · Cassie's journal · Corpse disposal · Damn radstorms! · Discarded letter · Guard note · Hastily written note · I admit it · Internal incident report · IT work order · Killbot inventory list · Marcia's diary · Open sesame seed · Prohibited items · Reminder about password · Reminder: supplies · Snallygaster · Suspicious noises · Vault 96 · Wizard's Fortunes

Night of the Moth / Invaders from Beyond / Test Your Metal

Catechism of Hilary · Crater observations · Exodus · False Gods of Appalachia · Kenneth's journal · Observations, vol. XXVII · On the Thesis of Wallace · Raider's journal entries · Sayings of Alicia · Scrawled note