The note can be found on a barrel in the corner of the second floor of Clancy Manor.
She went out, she got a second opinion
Now she's afraid of the light
I cut up her credit cards
She was coming home
My house we put the mirror of there dogs be
Every room he leaves a pyramid
There was a worm in it
Behind the scenes
This note is a reference to stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield, given the name of the note and its contents. Each line of the poem is a punchline to one of Dangerfield's famous one-liners.