“He's my daddy! Whenever we play republic, I get to play as Dave! Watch, watch! "I am sorry sir, but I am afraid that the Bureau of Davelike Activities has ordered your execution!"”
The youngest male resident of the Republic of Dave, Ralph is a very serious boy with an old soul and tends to act like an adult. He's a little like a miniature version of his father. He follows the rules of his nation to the letter and is sometimes curt, but he can be friendly if he's treated with respect.[Non-game 1]
"He's my daddy! Whenever we play republic, I get to play as Dave! Watch, watch! "I am sorry sir, but I am afraid that the Bureau of Davelike Activities has ordered your execution!""
"I like playing Republic. Even though stupid Ralphie always gets to play as Dave! Here, I'll take you to Dave! Just be sure to call him Mister President Daddy. He likes that!"