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Transcript prepared by Nico M, Human Resources. RobCo Experimental Turret for government contract #00A4K010, Burst Test #37. Attending: Head Researcher Dr. Dorothea Dias, Designer Greg Goldstein, and Intern Gina Bailey. Pursuant to Complaint 0106 against Dr. Dorothea Dias.
DR. DOROTHEA DIAS: This is absurd! The designs are flawless, we just need to find the flaws in the physical components or how Greg put them together. This shouldn't be hard, people!
GREG GOLDSTEIN: Oh, uh ... we did find a bug in the design though ... remember? Th-the power overload issue? Gina, you sent that report to Doctor Dias, right?
GINA BAILEY: Yeah, I sent Doctor Dias the bug I found. She closed it out as known shippable. I sent the confirmation to you, you said that she was probably right, Greg.
GREG: Oh, well that-
DIAS: Commencing the test!
GREG: N-nothing happened. Oh, hmm, maybe? No... Hmm.
AUDIO AND TURRET LOG INDICATE TURRETS BEGIN FIRING.
DIAS: Yes! Excellent!
GREG: Oh god! Oh! Oh, I was ... I could've ... I was nearly shot!
DIAS: You are fine! Shut up! You're behind the ballistic glass now, you idiot! What kept it from firing? Some muck up from one of you, again? Gina! What happened?
GINA: It was unplugged.
DIAS: OK! Test complete, let's get moving, I have work to do, people. Make sure you actually plug it in next time, please! NEXT!