Characteristics[edit | edit source]
The pie's most significant difference from many other foodstuffs found throughout the wasteland is its preservative-filled nature when compared to most other pre-War foodstuffs.
Obtaining[edit | edit source]
The perfectly preserved pie can be obtained from any Port-A-Diner, with a small chance of dispensing. Obtaining the pie on any particular attempt is determined by the formula...
...thus, even with a Luck of 10, there is still only a 2% chance of obtaining the pie on the first attempt.
By cumulative probabilities, a player character with Luck 5 has a 50% chance of obtaining the pie within the first 36 attempts. Luck 10 reduces that to 26 attempts, while Luck 1 doesn't reach those odds until 49 attempts.
Depending on the player character's Luck, it takes between 75 and 105 attempts to reach a 95% chance of getting the pie, and 109 to 140 attempts to reach a 99.5% chance of getting the pie. In any case it should not take anywhere near 2000 attempts.
Locations[edit | edit source]
|Abandoned Bog Town, Adelaide's Diner||Cranberry Bog||In Adelaide's Diner, on the northern edge of town.|
|AMS corporate headquarters||Watoga, Cranberry Bog||On the third floor in the upper level, in an eating area by some Nuka-Cola machines.|
|AVR Medical Center||Ash Heap||From the main entrance, straight ahead to a large desk, then right, then left down a hallway. You'll see it straight ahead in the cafeteria.|
|Beckley||Ash Heap||Outside of the town, in a shed.|
|Beckley Red Rocket & Gift Shop||Ash Heap||Just inside of a gift shop in an unsigned Red Rocket station. It's a little to the east of the Beckley town fast travel point.|
|Bolton Greens||The Forest||You'll find it in the playground in the back of the house. Through the house entrance, straight to the back, left, then right, then left and into the playground.|
|Braxson's Quality Medical Supplies||The Mire||Next to the staircase inside the building.|
|Camden Park||Ash Heap||Outside of the building containing the Mr. Fuzzy token redemption terminal and behind the vendor bot stall.|
|Charleston Capitol Building||Charleston, The Forest||From the DMV Entrance, go right at desk, left through half broken door, right through double doors, straight, take a right at statue, through wide door, right before two columns, down the stairs, right, then right and see the Port-A-Diner straight ahead. It's in the Capitol Food Court in the basement.|
|Charleston tattoo parlor||Charleston, The Forest||Located in a destroyed tattoo parlor. From the Charleston Herald, walk southeast down the road about two blocks. It is in a small compound surrounded by barbed wire, turrets and under a red striped tent.|
|Cow Spots Creamery||The Forest||Inside the main building. May be broken.|
|Dyer Chemical||The Mire||Inside the center of the building with three chimneys across from a chemistry station.|
|Flatwoods||The Forest||Inside of the Flatwoods Tavern, just across from the church.|
|Fort Defiance||Cranberry Bog||In the kitchen on the left side of the building. It is on the lowest level, just past the two sets of double doors in the middle of the long hallway.|
|Garrahan Mining Headquarters||Ash Heap||After entering, head down the stairs and to the right. It's just outside the kitchen.|
|Hemlock Holes||Toxic Valley||Inside the diner.|
|Morgantown High School||Morgantown, The Forest||At the cafeteria.|
|Mount Blair trainyard||Ash Heap||In a small shed.|
|Philippi Battlefield Cemetery||Toxic Valley||Inside of the vistor center building, on the lowest floor.|
|Pleasant Valley Ski Resort||Savage Divide||On the second floor, just outside of the vendor bot area.|
|Pleasant Valley cabins||Savage Divide||Behind the destroyed Tavern nearest the Top of the World. Enter through the double doors, to the back behind the ramp. Left at open wall, then right. Walk along sidewalk. It will be between buildings and is next to a BBQ grill and dumpster.|
|Prickett's Fort||Toxic Valley||Inside of the gift shop at the Audio Tour Station 8, at the northeast exit of the fort.|
|Red Rocket filling station||Ash Heap||In a small shed beside the main building.|
|Red Rocket Megastop||Savage Divide||Located in the smaller separate Red Rocket station.|
|RobCo Research Center||The Mire||Located in a small kitchen. Main entrance, head towards elevator at back of lobby, turn left into Research Wing, go straight (no stairs) and turn right, then immediate right into a small kitchen.|
|The Rusty Pick||Ash Heap||Upon using the main entry door, it's immediately to the right.|
|Site Alpha||Savage Divide||In the kitchen area not far from the elevator. No keycard access is required.|
|Site Bravo||Savage Divide||In the kitchen area not far from the elevator. No keycard access is required.|
|Site Charlie||Savage Divide||In the kitchen area not far from the elevator. No keycard access is required.|
|Sutton||The Forest||It's located in the Red Rocket Station near the center of town.|
|Thunder Mountain power plant||The Mire||Double door main entrance, enter lobby. Right past the desk, up the stairs, then straight and up stairs to "Roof Access". Right at top of stairs, then right again into "Pipe Interchange", then immediate right. It's against the back wall in a break area with picnic tables.|
|Top of the World||Savage Divide||Located on the Mezzanine Level inside Dreamboat Yachts.|
|Toxic dried lakebed||Toxic Valley||Located inside of the Lakeside Grill diner south and slightly east of fast travel point.|
|Valley Galleria||The Mire||Enter the double doors behind a restaurant. Head straight, through the water, up the stairs and slightly to the right. It's in an open dining area in the main mall area.|
|Vault-Tec University||West of Morgantown, The Forest||On the rooftop of a building that is northeast of Vault-Tec University and west of Morgantown and is accessed through the university monorail track by unlocking a chainlink gate.|
|Watoga Civic Center||Watoga, Cranberry Bog||On the top floor on the side nearest the Watoga Transit Hub.|
|Watoga Estates||Watoga, Cranberry Bog||On the outdoor platform bar area.|
|Watoga High School||Watoga, Cranberry Bog||Main entry, straight back past Lion into dining hall, right then left into Cafeteria, it's on other side of wall from Eat-o-tronic.|
|Watoga Shopping Plaza||Watoga, Cranberry Bog||Inside Slocum Joe's behind Super Duper Mart.|
|WV Lumber Co.||The Forest||Added as part of Wastelanders. Interior of main building, upper floor.|
- A single perfectly preserved pie spawns daily on the roof of the West Tek research center. It is on the northeast corner, on a crate next to a chair and a painting.