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Perfectly preserved pie is a consumable item in Fallout 76.

Characteristics[]

Port-A-Diner Guaranteed Fresh Pies are pre-War fruit pies that have been contained in the glass domes of Port-A-Diners for extended periods of time, preventing them from being irradiated.[1][Non-game 1] The pie closely resembles a vanilla tart pie or cheesecake slice with a red-colored sauce and whipped cream or frosting topping.

They have a low chance of being grabbed by the machine's claw and given to the player character. To determine whether the claw will successfully grab the pie, the game generates a random number between 1 and 1000, and achieves a success if that number is less than or equal to , where attempts denotes the number of previous failed attempts.

The above procedure amounts to a probability of . Thus, even with a Luck of 10, there is still only a 2.1% chance of obtaining the pie on the first attempt. However, the probability increases after every failure, giving the following cumulative probabilities.

Number of attempts by success rate
Luck 50% 95% 99.5% 100%
1 49 105 140 1996
5 36 91 126 1980
10 26 76 109 1960
15 20 64 96 1940

Locations[]

  • A single perfectly preserved pie spawns daily on the roof of the West Tek research center. It is on the northeast corner, on a crate next to a chair and a painting.

Port-A-Diner locations[]

Specific Location Region Image Description
Abandoned Bog Town, Adelaide's Diner Cranberry Bog
In Adelaide's Diner, on the northern edge of town.
AMS corporate headquarters Watoga, Cranberry Bog
On the third floor in the upper level, in an eating area by some Nuka-Cola machines.
AVR Medical Center Ash Heap
From the main entrance, straight ahead to a large desk, then right, then left down a hallway. You'll see it straight ahead in the cafeteria.
Beckley Ash Heap
Outside of the town to the North-East, in a shed by a pond.
Beckley Red Rocket & Gift Shop Ash Heap
Just inside of a gift shop in an unsigned Red Rocket station. It's a little to the east of the Beckley town fast travel point.
Bolton Greens The Forest
You'll find it in the playground in the back of the house. Through the house entrance, straight to the back, left, then right, then left and into the playground.
Braxson's Quality Medical Supplies The Mire
Next to the staircase inside the building.
Camden Park Ash Heap
Outside of the building containing the Mr. Fuzzy token redemption terminal and behind the vendor bot stall.
Charleston Capitol Building Charleston, The Forest
From the DMV Entrance, go right at desk, left through half broken door, right through double doors, straight, take a right at statue, through wide door, right before two columns, down the stairs, right, then right and see the Port-A-Diner straight ahead. It's in the Capitol Food Court in the basement.
Tattoo parlor Charleston, The Forest
Located in a destroyed tattoo parlor. From the Charleston Herald, walk southeast down the road about two blocks. It is in a small compound surrounded by barbed wire, turrets and under a red striped tent.
Cow Spots Creamery The Forest
Inside the main building. May be broken.
Dyer Chemical The Mire
Inside the center of the building with three chimneys across from a chemistry station.
Flatwoods The Forest
Inside of the Flatwoods Tavern, just across from the church.
Fort Defiance Cranberry Bog
In the kitchen on the left side of the building. It is on the lowest level, just past the two sets of double doors in the middle of the long hallway.
Garrahan Mining headquarters Ash Heap
After entering, head down the stairs and to the right. It's just outside the kitchen.
Hemlock Holes Toxic Valley
Inside the diner.
Morgantown High School Morgantown, The Forest
At the cafeteria.
Mount Blair Trainyard Ash Heap
In a small shed.
Mount Blair Workshop Ash Heap
Entering from the west, climb the stairs to reach the door that leads to the interior. Enter, then right, then left down the hall towards a yellow bin. Before the yellow bin, left to enter the kitchen and it'll be on the left.
Philippi Battlefield Cemetery Toxic Valley
Inside of the vistor center building, on the lowest floor.
Pittsburgh, The Pitt, Union Dues The Penn
The Penn Cafeteria Port-A-Diner
Located in The Penn in the Cafeteria on lower floor of the building just across from Hex's and Wicker's Offices.
Pittsburgh, The Pitt, Union Dues The Foundry
The Port-A-Diner located in The Foundry in The Penn
The Port-A-Diner located in The Foundry in The Penn
In a Cafeteria area in the building not far from the vats of goo.
Pleasant Valley Ski Resort Savage Divide
On the second floor, just outside of the vendor bot area.
Pleasant Valley cabins Savage Divide
Behind the destroyed Tavern nearest the Top of the World. Enter through the double doors, to the back behind the ramp. Left at open wall, then right. Walk along sidewalk. It will be between buildings and is next to a BBQ grill and dumpster.
Prickett's Fort Toxic Valley
Inside of the gift shop at the Audio Tour Station 8, at the northeast exit of the fort.
Red Rocket filling station Ash Heap
In a small shed beside the main building.
Red Rocket Megastop Savage Divide
Located in the smaller separate Red Rocket station.
RobCo Research Center The Mire
Located in a small kitchen. Main entrance, head towards elevator at back of lobby, turn left into Research Wing, go straight (no stairs) and turn right, then immediate right into a small kitchen.
The Rusty Pick Ash Heap
Upon using the main entry door, it's immediately to the right.
Site Alpha Savage Divide In the kitchen area not far from the elevator. No keycard access is required.
Site Bravo Savage Divide
In the kitchen area not far from the elevator. No keycard access is required.
Site Charlie Savage Divide In the kitchen area not far from the elevator. No keycard access is required.
Sutton The Forest
It's located in the Red Rocket Station near the center of town.
Thunder Mountain Power Plant The Mire
Double door main entrance, enter lobby. Right past the desk, up the stairs, then straight and up stairs to "Roof Access". Right at top of stairs, then right again into "Pipe Interchange", then immediate right. It's against the back wall in a break area with picnic tables.
Top of the World Savage Divide
Located on the Mezzanine Level inside Dreamboat Yachts.
Toxic dried lakebed Toxic Valley
Located inside of the Lakeside Grill diner south and slightly east of fast travel point.
Valley Galleria Axed The Mire
Enter the double doors behind a restaurant. Head straight, through the water, up the stairs and slightly to the right. It's in an open dining area in the main mall area.
Note: This port-a-diner has since been removed from the game.
Vault-Tec University West of Morgantown, The Forest
On the rooftop of a building that is northeast of Vault-Tec University and west of Morgantown and is accessed through the university monorail track by unlocking a chainlink gate.
Watoga Civic Center Watoga, Cranberry Bog
On the top floor on the side nearest the Watoga Transit Hub.
Watoga Estates Watoga, Cranberry Bog
On the outdoor platform bar area.
Watoga High School Watoga, Cranberry Bog
Main entry, straight back past Lion into dining hall, right then left into Cafeteria, it's on other side of wall from Eat-o-tronic.
Watoga Shopping Plaza Watoga, Cranberry Bog
Inside Slocum Joe's behind Super Duper Mart.
WV Lumber Co. The Forest
Added as part of Wastelanders. Interior of main building, upper floor.

Notes[]

In ambient dialogue, Knight Shin mentions declining a request for a perfectly preserve pie to be served with every dinner.[2]

References[]

  1. Pirate Radio advertisements
  2. Daniel Shin: "No meat, approved. A perfectly preserved pie with every dinner... declined. And this ration request doesn't even have a name on it."
    (Daniel Shin's dialogue)

Non-game

  1. Fallout: The Roleplaying Game Core Rulebook p. 156: "Contained within the storage of a Port-A-Diner, this slice of fruit pie has been shielded from the radioactive environment since before the Great War, meaning that isn't irradiated at all. Copious quantities of preservatives were used in making the pie, so it's still as edible as it was the day it was made."