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Notice to Slocum's Joe is a paper note in Fallout 4.


Inside the Novice locked table, closest to the Advanced locked safe, at Slocum's Joe Corporate HQ's office.


Dear Slocum's Joe Inc.

We regret to inform you that we will not be approving the distribution of your latest food prototype. Recent focus tests indicated a 90% chance of 3rd degree burns from your hot coffee filled, chemically preserved doughnuts, or "Buzzbites," and as such they can not be deemed safe to the public.

You are allowed to resubmit your request in a year, assuming you solve the noted issues. We look forward to doing business with you in the future and hope this does not hurt our relations.

- Charles Wenson


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