| TOPIC
| TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
| EMOTION
| RESPONSE TEXT
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| CaravanOffer
| Want to play a hand of Caravan?
| Neutral 50
| Sure. Ol No-bark is always looking to play. Not for entertainment, mind you, but because if you look at the cards right you can know the future.
| 1
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| CaravanPlayerLoses
| CaravanPlayerLoses
| Neutral 50
| No-bark wins! A few more like that and the curse'll get lifted for sure.
| 2
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| CaravanPlayerWins
| CaravanPlayerWins
| Neutral 50
| Dang it! Shoulda known you was getting caravan hints from the bloatfly spirits what live in these parts.
| 3
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| Neutral 50
| Well I'll be cold and rotting before I let them get the best of me. Let's go again.
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| CaravanRematchNo
| I'm all done playing for now.
| Neutral 50
| Dang it, No-bark, just when you was making a friend.
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| CaravanRematchYes
| Yeah, let's play again.
| Neutral 50
| No more magic spells this time.
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| GREETING
| GREETING
| Neutral 50
| Who sent you? I ain't talking. They tried to get me to talk before, but I didn't say nothing. And I don't aim to now, by gum.
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| GREETING
| Neutral 50
| You've seen them too, haven't you? I can see it in your eyes. I knew I wasn't the only one.
| 8
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| NobarkAbductorID
| Who was it?
| Surprise 90
| Molerat men, come up from the Underneath to steal young women with promises of riches and fancy mud mansions with all the latest designer appliances.
| 9
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| Surprise 75
| They covet our ladyfolk's long hair for wigs, it's said, being either bald or balding themselves.
| 10
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| NobarkActingStrange
| Has anybody been acting strange lately?
| Neutral 50
| I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you.
| 11
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| Neutral 50
| If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you.
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| Neutral 50
| But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive.
| 13
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| NobarkActuallyAtRepcon
| Who do you think is actually at the factory?
| Surprise 90
| Ghosts. Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead.
| 14
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| Surprise 80
| Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.
| 15
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| Neutral 50
| I seen one of them disappear and reappear before my very eyes.
| 16
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| Neutral 50
| Although being a scientist, I have to admit I might've just blinked for longer than usual, what with the shock of seeing a commie ghost and so forth.
| 17
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| NobarkBoonesWife
| What do you know about the abduction of Boone's wife?
| Neutral 50
| Seen it all. Seen shadowy folk come to his room and leave again in the middle of the night. Thought one might've gone in the lobby, too, for a spell.
| 18
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| Neutral 50
| Could be that person went in to get something. Or use the john maybe. Mighty interesting either way, you ask me.
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| Neutral 50
| I thought it was cannibals, come to eat us all for sure, so I kept out of sight. But now I know better.
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| NobarkCanTalkFromHere
| We can talk from this distance.
| Neutral 50
| You sure, now? It's kinda hard to hear you.
| 21
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| NobarkCorralDeaths
| What else do you know about the deaths at the corral?
| Neutral 50
| I come face to face with the chupacabra himself one night whilst I was investigating whether this gecko was hiding his treasure from me.
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| Neutral 50
| He was the meanest, ugliest chupacabra you could imagine. Had two heads, and fangs down to the ground.
| 23
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| Neutral 50
| Best I could tell, anyways, since when he come up to me he was invisible.
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| Neutral 50
| Had himself a blunderbuss what would rotate and shoot bullets real fast out of a backpack. Never seen nothing like it.
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| Neutral 50
| Walked right past me having an argument with somebody.
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| Neutral 50
| But I only saw the one chupacabra, so I guess the other fella had to be invisible too. Only more invisible than the other one.
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| NobarkGoingOn
| What's been going on in town?
| Neutral 50
| There's been things of a disturbing nature going on at the McBride Corral.
| 28
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| Neutral 50
| Seems every night one of their herd meets a most unnatural death, and always there's holes all over the body.
| 29
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| Surprise 75
| Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-bark, but they don't pay no mind. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them.
| 30
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| Neutral 50
| Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.
| 31
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| NobarkIfYoureGoingToBeWeird
| If you're going to be weird, I'm just going to leave.
| Anger 35
| Weird's just normal when normal decides to start taking notice of things. You just think about that.
| 32
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| Neutral 50
| Now what'd you come here for?
| 33
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| NobarkInterestingHappenings
| Is anything interesting happening in the area?
| Neutral 50
| Folks'll tell you that they seen ghouls up near the rocket factory.
| 34
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| Neutral 50
| Sensationalist hooey, cooked up by superstitious yokels seeing phantoms of their own imagining.
| 35
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| NobarkLeaving
| I have to go now.
| Neutral 50
| Let me know if you meet anyone suspicious.
| 36
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| NobarkMeanNoHarm
| I don't mean any harm.
| Neutral 50
| We'll just see about that. You come any closer and I'm liable to stick you with my stickin' knife. Ol' Sticky's feeling mighty ornery this day.
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| NobarkSomethingElse
| Let's talk about something else.
| Neutral 50
| Good idea. It ain't safe to stay on the same topic for too long.
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| NobarkWhoTriedToMakeYouTalk
| Who tried to make you talk?
| Neutral 50
| Confound it, No-bark, you done it again. You let on that you know things. Now they'll never let you be.
| 39
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| Neutral 50
| All right, stranger, you got me. What do you want to know?
| 40
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| NobarkYouSaidYoudStabMe
| You said you'd stab me with that dirty knife.
| Neutral 50
| Okay, okay. Just speak up a little. But not so much that They hear you. They got people everywhere, always listening.
| 41
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| NobarkYoureGoingToTalk
| You're going to talk whether you like it or not.
| Fear 25
| I give up! Please don't do no harm to me, mister, leastaways not my face. All I got left is my rugged good looks. What do you want to know?
| 42
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| You're going to talk whether you like it or not.
| Neutral 50
| I give up! Please don't do no harm to me, missy, leastaways not my face. All I got left is my rugged good looks. What do you want to know?
| 43
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| NovacGhoulInfo
| What can you tell me about the ghouls spotted to the west?
| Neutral 50
| From what I've been able to gather, they've been seen messing around with the machinery up there. What could they be up to?
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| PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS
| PLAYER KNOCK OVER OBJECTS
| Surprise 50
| What? How'd you get past the guards?
| 45
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| PLAYER KNOCK OVER OBJECTS
| Surprise 50
| They're here! Don't let them get the antidote! Oh. It's just you. You can't have it either.
| 46
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| PLAYER KNOCK OVER OBJECTS
| Surprise 50
| The molerat men! They've come for my beard at last! Oh. Never mind.
| 47
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| SnipersRevengeComeOutside
| Come with me. There's something you should see, in front of the dinosaur.
| Neutral 50
| If you're talking about that thing that looks like the entrance to the center of the Earth, I think it might just be a pothole.
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| Neutral 50
| But we better check it out anyway.
| 49
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| Come with me. There's something you should see, in front of the dinosaur.
| Neutral 50
| I know we already did this, but this time things might turn out different.
| 50
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| SpeechChallengeFailure
| SpeechChallengeFailure
| Neutral 50
| That's just the kind of thing I'd be expecting them to say. Which proves you're not with them.
| 51
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| Neutral 50
| Well, that's a load off. What do you want to know?
| 52
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| VDialogueNovacNobarkName
| Why do they call you No-bark?
| Neutral 50
| Cause they know I ain't just barking here. What I say's got bite, 'cause it's the truth.
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| Anger 75
| Them quack doctors can say what they want about all the radscorpion stings that done pierced my skull. I know what I seen.
| 54
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| VMQ01LookingForManny
| I'm looking for a man in a checkered coat. Have you seen anyone like that?
| Neutral 50
| Sure have. Camouflage, that coat was, trying to hide from extra terrestrials what can only see in black and white checkers.
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| Neutral 50
| But they're not fooled 'cause he forgot to put the checkers on his face. I told him so and he seemed to take it to heart.
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| Neutral 50
| They stayed here a night, and was up by the dinosaur talking to the sniper fella with the moustache a couple of times.
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