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This is a transcript for dialogue with No-bark Noonan. |
Topics
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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CaravanOffer | Want to play a hand of Caravan? | Neutral 50 | Sure. Ol No-bark is always looking to play. Not for entertainment, mind you, but because if you look at the cards right you can know the future. | 1 |
CaravanPlayerLoses | CaravanPlayerLoses | Neutral 50 | No-bark wins! A few more like that and the curse'll get lifted for sure. | 2 |
CaravanPlayerWins | CaravanPlayerWins | Neutral 50 | Dang it! Shoulda known you was getting caravan hints from the bloatfly spirits what live in these parts. | 3 |
Neutral 50 | Well I'll be cold and rotting before I let them get the best of me. Let's go again. | 4 | ||
CaravanRematchNo | I'm all done playing for now. | Neutral 50 | Dang it, No-bark, just when you was making a friend. | 5 |
CaravanRematchYes | Yeah, let's play again. | Neutral 50 | No more magic spells this time. | 6 |
GREETING | GREETING | Neutral 50 | Who sent you? I ain't talking. They tried to get me to talk before, but I didn't say nothing. And I don't aim to now, by gum. | 7 |
GREETING | Neutral 50 | You've seen them too, haven't you? I can see it in your eyes. I knew I wasn't the only one. | 8 | |
NobarkAbductorID | Who was it? | Surprise 90 | Molerat men, come up from the Underneath to steal young women with promises of riches and fancy mud mansions with all the latest designer appliances. | 9 |
Surprise 75 | They covet our ladyfolk's long hair for wigs, it's said, being either bald or balding themselves. | 10 | ||
NobarkActingStrange | Has anybody been acting strange lately? | Neutral 50 | I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you. | 11 |
Neutral 50 | If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. | 12 | ||
Neutral 50 | But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive. | 13 | ||
NobarkActuallyAtRepcon | Who do you think is actually at the factory? | Surprise 90 | Ghosts. Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. | 14 |
Surprise 80 | Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it. | 15 | ||
Neutral 50 | I seen one of them disappear and reappear before my very eyes. | 16 | ||
Neutral 50 | Although being a scientist, I have to admit I might've just blinked for longer than usual, what with the shock of seeing a commie ghost and so forth. | 17 | ||
NobarkBoonesWife | What do you know about the abduction of Boone's wife? | Neutral 50 | Seen it all. Seen shadowy folk come to his room and leave again in the middle of the night. Thought one might've gone in the lobby, too, for a spell. | 18 |
Neutral 50 | Could be that person went in to get something. Or use the john maybe. Mighty interesting either way, you ask me. | 19 | ||
Neutral 50 | I thought it was cannibals, come to eat us all for sure, so I kept out of sight. But now I know better. | 20 | ||
NobarkCanTalkFromHere | We can talk from this distance. | Neutral 50 | You sure, now? It's kinda hard to hear you. | 21 |
NobarkCorralDeaths | What else do you know about the deaths at the corral? | Neutral 50 | I come face to face with the chupacabra himself one night whilst I was investigating whether this gecko was hiding his treasure from me. | 22 |
Neutral 50 | He was the meanest, ugliest chupacabra you could imagine. Had two heads, and fangs down to the ground. | 23 | ||
Neutral 50 | Best I could tell, anyways, since when he come up to me he was invisible. | 24 | ||
Neutral 50 | Had himself a blunderbuss what would rotate and shoot bullets real fast out of a backpack. Never seen nothing like it. | 25 | ||
Neutral 50 | Walked right past me having an argument with somebody. | 26 | ||
Neutral 50 | But I only saw the one chupacabra, so I guess the other fella had to be invisible too. Only more invisible than the other one. | 27 | ||
NobarkGoingOn | What's been going on in town? | Neutral 50 | There's been things of a disturbing nature going on at the McBride Corral. | 28 |
Neutral 50 | Seems every night one of their herd meets a most unnatural death, and always there's holes all over the body. | 29 | ||
Surprise 75 | Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-bark, but they don't pay no mind. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them. | 30 | ||
Neutral 50 | Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in. | 31 | ||
NobarkIfYoureGoingToBeWeird | If you're going to be weird, I'm just going to leave. | Anger 35 | Weird's just normal when normal decides to start taking notice of things. You just think about that. | 32 |
Neutral 50 | Now what'd you come here for? | 33 | ||
NobarkInterestingHappenings | Is anything interesting happening in the area? | Neutral 50 | Folks'll tell you that they seen ghouls up near the rocket factory. | 34 |
Neutral 50 | Sensationalist hooey, cooked up by superstitious yokels seeing phantoms of their own imagining. | 35 | ||
NobarkLeaving | I have to go now. | Neutral 50 | Let me know if you meet anyone suspicious. | 36 |
NobarkMeanNoHarm | I don't mean any harm. | Neutral 50 | We'll just see about that. You come any closer and I'm liable to stick you with my stickin' knife. Ol' Sticky's feeling mighty ornery this day. | 37 |
NobarkSomethingElse | Let's talk about something else. | Neutral 50 | Good idea. It ain't safe to stay on the same topic for too long. | 38 |
NobarkWhoTriedToMakeYouTalk | Who tried to make you talk? | Neutral 50 | Confound it, No-bark, you done it again. You let on that you know things. Now they'll never let you be. | 39 |
Neutral 50 | All right, stranger, you got me. What do you want to know? | 40 | ||
NobarkYouSaidYoudStabMe | You said you'd stab me with that dirty knife. | Neutral 50 | Okay, okay. Just speak up a little. But not so much that They hear you. They got people everywhere, always listening. | 41 |
NobarkYoureGoingToTalk | You're going to talk whether you like it or not. | Fear 25 | I give up! Please don't do no harm to me, mister, leastaways not my face. All I got left is my rugged good looks. What do you want to know? | 42 |
You're going to talk whether you like it or not. | Neutral 50 | I give up! Please don't do no harm to me, missy, leastaways not my face. All I got left is my rugged good looks. What do you want to know? | 43 | |
NovacGhoulInfo | What can you tell me about the ghouls spotted to the west? | Neutral 50 | From what I've been able to gather, they've been seen messing around with the machinery up there. What could they be up to? | 44 |
PLAYERKNOCKOVEROBJECTS | PLAYER KNOCK OVER OBJECTS | Surprise 50 | What? How'd you get past the guards? | 45 |
PLAYER KNOCK OVER OBJECTS | Surprise 50 | They're here! Don't let them get the antidote! Oh. It's just you. You can't have it either. | 46 | |
PLAYER KNOCK OVER OBJECTS | Surprise 50 | The molerat men! They've come for my beard at last! Oh. Never mind. | 47 | |
SnipersRevengeComeOutside | Come with me. There's something you should see, in front of the dinosaur. | Neutral 50 | If you're talking about that thing that looks like the entrance to the center of the Earth, I think it might just be a pothole. | 48 |
Neutral 50 | But we better check it out anyway. | 49 | ||
Come with me. There's something you should see, in front of the dinosaur. | Neutral 50 | I know we already did this, but this time things might turn out different. | 50 | |
SpeechChallengeFailure | SpeechChallengeFailure | Neutral 50 | That's just the kind of thing I'd be expecting them to say. Which proves you're not with them. | 51 |
Neutral 50 | Well, that's a load off. What do you want to know? | 52 | ||
VDialogueNovacNobarkName | Why do they call you No-bark? | Neutral 50 | Cause they know I ain't just barking here. What I say's got bite, 'cause it's the truth. | 53 |
Anger 75 | Them quack doctors can say what they want about all the radscorpion stings that done pierced my skull. I know what I seen. | 54 | ||
VMQ01LookingForManny | I'm looking for a man in a checkered coat. Have you seen anyone like that? | Neutral 50 | Sure have. Camouflage, that coat was, trying to hide from extra terrestrials what can only see in black and white checkers. | 55 |
Neutral 50 | But they're not fooled 'cause he forgot to put the checkers on his face. I told him so and he seemed to take it to heart. | 56 | ||
Neutral 50 | They stayed here a night, and was up by the dinosaur talking to the sniper fella with the moustache a couple of times. | 57 |
Conversation
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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GOODBYE | Goodbye. | Neutral 50 | If anyone asks, we never spoke. | 58 |
HELLO | Hello | Neutral 50 | Careful. They got spies all over. | 59 |
Radio
TOPIC | TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT | EMOTION | RESPONSE TEXT | # |
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RNVNewsStory2 | RNVNewsStoryLine2 | Neutral 50 | {No-Bark Noonan:} It's ghouls, I tell ya. Religious ghouls in rockets looking for a land to call their own. | 60 |
RNVNewsStory3 | RNVNewsStoryLine3 | Neutral 50 | {No-Bark Noonan:} Don't you laugh at me. I know a spell that'll make you show your true form. Cave rat taught it to me. | 61 |