By putting tons of brahmin shit in the vats, we found out that the fumes give more than enough of a kick. Eureka. Literally. 'Course, we had to test to get the mix right…

Myron is the Mordino Family's drug wizard, a companion the Chosen One can recruit, and the bane of New Reno's prostitutes in 2241.


Myron is a child-genius and chemist from the town of Redding. Furthermore, he is the creator of jet, which he invented to aid the Mordinos family's vile exploits, and also to barter for prostitutes, a laboratory, and cash. He can be found wasting time at the Stables in the basement. The Stables are located north of New Reno.

Curiously, Myron hates Marcus, due to him being a super mutant. Myron dies around 2242, less than a year after the defeat of the Enclave, stabbed by a jet addict while drinking in the Den. His discovery of jet was quickly forgotten; since then no one remembers his name. His invention, however, continued to grow in popularity and reached the East Coast of America in the Capital Wasteland and the Commonwealth.

Interactions with the player characterEdit

Interactions overviewEdit

General Services Quests
Companion: Icon check
  • Permanent
Talking head: Icon check
Merchant: Icon cross
Modifies items: Icon cross
Doctor: Icon cross
Starts quests: Icon cross
Involved in quests: Icon check


Other interactionsEdit

  • He will join the Chosen One if they play to his ego and convince him that leaving town might make the Mordinos realize how valuable he is to them.
  • He is more of a scientific genius than a fighter as he possesses a good Science skill. Myron can make antidotes, stimpaks and super stimpaks if the Chosen One gives him the proper ingredients.
  • He can get the Chosen One the cure for jet addiction if their Speech skills and Intelligence are high enough.
  • A female charismatic (or Porn Star) will change his dialogue tree to a sexual tone with the Chosen One.
    • In addition, if a female Chosen One has a low Intelligence, or Endurance, Myron will offer her a spiked drink when first spoken to.
  • If the Chosen One comes to the Stables by car, Myron will comment on it.


Myron can make the following chems if given the ingredients he needs to make them:

Poison antidote
Super stimpak

To get the option, one must first mention super stimpaks when selecting how many regular stimpaks to make with Science 76% and INT 8.

Death animationEdit

Myron death animation
Myron death animation


+ Primary Statistics Stage 1 Stage 2 Stage 3 Stage 4
Strength 04 04 04 04
Perception 06 06 07 07
Endurance 04 04 04 04
Charisma 05 05 05 05
Intelligence 08 08 09 09
Agility 04 05 05 05
Luck 06 07 07 07

+ Secondary Statistics Stage 1 Stage 2 Stage 3 Stage 4
Hit Points 77 92 107 122
Armor Class 4 5 5 5
Action Points 7 7 7 8
Carry Weight 125 125 125 125
Melee Damage 1 1 1 1
Sequence 12 12 14 14
Healing Rate 1 1 1 1

+ Tagged Skills Stage 1 Stage 2 Stage 3 Stage 4
Small Guns 55% 60% 65% 70%
Energy Weapons 65% 75% 85% 95%
Unarmed 55% 55% 60% 60%
Melee Weapons 55% 55% 60% 60%
Throwing 16% 25% 30% 35%
First Aid 55% 60% 65% 70%
Doctor 40% 45% 50% 55%
Science 95% 115% 130% 145%



  • Even if he dies during the game, he will always have the same ending.
  • In the Shark Club, in New Reno, the comedian there will eventually start making fun of Myron.
  • Since Myron is a teenager, he is considered a child and killing him counts towards the Childkiller reputation. He can be killed by planting the explosives on him and leaving to rewind time, applying Super Stimpaks and rewinding time or making him a companion in order to leave him in the brain extraction room on to the fourth level of the Sierra Army Depot. However, as to any companions, organ extraction grants a high negative karma.
  • Due to being the creator of jet, Myron disgusts John Cassidy as he hates chems. Not to mention that Myron is also a pretty horrible guy overall, what with him being supportive of slavery and the killing of more than a hundred slaves to perfect a drug. The clincher though might just be that Myron is a very big coward at heart.
  • Myron will refuse to travel with the chosen one if Marcus is in the party, saying that he "doesn't hang with mutant trash," to which he will speak to Marcus, saying "ah-heh, no offense, big guy."

Notable quotesEdit

  • "Okay, okay! I'll wait here! Phew. You could show me a little more respect, you know. I am MYRON."
  • "By putting tons of brahmin shit in the vats, we found out that the fumes give more than enough of a kick. Eureka. Literally. 'Course, we had to test to get the mix right'"
  • "What the hell are you talking about?"
  • "So you finally wise up, beautiful? Finally realize that I'm the only one for you?"
  • "Guards ain't worth the chips you pay for 'em...well, my retarded friend, we've been introduced, so why don't you GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE NOW!"


Myron appears only in Fallout 2 and is mentioned in the Fallout Bible.

Behind the scenesEdit

  • Myron was designed by Chris Avellone.[1]
  • After convincing Myron to follow the Chosen One, he has the option of saying an altered quote from the movie The Blues Brothers.
50 Vault-Tec C.E.O.The following is based on unverified behind the scenes information and has not been confirmed by canon sources.
  • The comment about kobolds is likely a reference to the game Eye of the Beholder.
50 Vault-Tec C.E.O.End of information based on unverified behind the scenes information.



Myron explains the history and chemical properties of the highly-addictive drug Jet.

Fallout 2 myron drugs speech

Fallout 2 myron drugs speech


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