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W05 DialogueTheWayward Interior

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
4 0040F5C5 0042A240 Hey stranger. You should, uh, check in with Duchess. Think she's got something to say to you. A little somber. This person led to the death of your friend.
5 0042A241 Hope this deal of yours doesn't come back to bite us. Now, what'd you need? Impressed by the new guy who took down an entire gang.
6 0042A242 Hey there. Something you need?
7 0042A243 Hello. This is Headmaster Mort... any better? I think I'm getting there. Thanks again for listening to those tapes. The first line should be much smoother, less gravely, then back to gravely.
8 Now, what'd ya want?
9 0042A244 Hey there. Looking forward to hearing what you thought of those tapes. Now, what'd you want to discuss?
10 0042A245 Look who it is. Question I can answer for you?
11 0042A246 Yah? Something you need?
15 0042C525 Poor Crane. Hazard of the job, I suppose. An acquaintance was mercy-killed because they had a disease.
26 0055CC5D Man. Polly's lucky to be functioning at all, state she was in. Hope you two had fun on your way back. But was there something you needed?
30 00560166 Maybe it'd be better for you to come back later, okay? Hurting after Sol's death, but trying to be gentle with the person you're speaking to.
31 00560167 You should hit the road for a little while, all right? Come back in a day or so. She'll have cooled off by then. Hurting after Sol's death, but trying to be gentle with the person you're speaking to.
32 00560168 Poor kid. Hurting after Sol's death, but trying to be gentle with the person you're speaking to.
43 00560176 Heard the commotion upstairs. My two cents: taking care of Crane was the right call. But that's not why you're here. What's up?
45 0056335D Nice having Polly and Sol back. Really fills out the room. Something I can do? A couple of your drinking buddies have been rescued. You're glad to have 'em back.
50 00572DB6 Glad to hear Vault-Tec actually took care of some of their people. Being sympathetic towards this person who just came out of the vault.
51 005852C0 Drink a whole lot easier knowing those clods aren't going to be bothering us anymore. Now, what'd you need? Impressed by the new guy who took down an entire gang.
52 005852C2 Come for the view? What's up?
53 005852C3 Talk to me.
60 00585939 The people near the lumber mill seemed on the up and up, but I'd still be on my guard. Being too friendly is how you end up dead. Now, what'd you need? A word of caution.
62 00586387 Just so you know, I was only hiding back there to, uh, get the drop on him. But I'm glad to hear Vault-Tec at least looked after some of their people. Covering your own ass, but then being sympathetic towards this person who just came out of the vault.
63 00586388 Just so you know, I was only hiding back there to, uh, get the drop on the guy. But did I hear you right? That's just... crazy. Covering your own ass, but then being sympathetic towards this person who just came out of the vault.
64 0058F290 Oh. You found Polly. Gotta say, I like the look, lady. Now, I presume you're not here to wag my friend's severed head in my face.
75 0040F5C6 0040F62D They hand you Vault kiddies all this fancy equipment and then just throw you to the wolves. Sympathetic.
76 00572DB3 You hear these rumors about 'em just throwing folks to the wolves. Here's some rations and a fancy suit! Good luck! Sympathetic.
77 0040F5C8 0040F641 Allergies. Learned the hard way I can't stand within 10 feet of a strawberry. Joking.
78 Heh, come on man, that's a joke. Truth is, I was outside on doomsday. Friendly, but the person you're talking to just asked a pretty dumb question.
79 Now you see, I drove security and I was coming back from a pick-up in the truck, when I feel this rumble, quiet... then a whole lot less quiet. The truck is hit with this wind. Telling a story.
80 And there was like someone dropped a hurricane on it. I can hear it, battering the truck. Bang! Bang! Bang! Like it's got a grudge against it. And then I unlock the door into the back and then... Telling a story.
81 Bang, I wake up, man, and it's crazy. Somehow in the back of the truck. Alive and kicking. The big conclusion to your story.
82 All it cost me was my skin and any opportunity for someone liking me for anything other than my lovely personality.
83 That was the day I became, well, they call us Ghouls. Not the most flattering name but still, beats being vaporized.
84 0040F5CB 0040F639 Listen, friend, you happen to be talking to the exact right person to fix your predicament. But if I'm going to help you, I want something in return.
85 0040F5CD 0040F657 I did. And your eyes still work, in case that's the reason you're bringing up the obvious. Look, the world's hard now.
86 Better you learn that lesson real fast.
87 0040F5CF 0040F630 Don't have one. I'm an independent operator. When these folks need a hand or got an errand that involves running into radiation, they come to me.
88 Rads... they don't bother me anymore.
89 In exchange, Duchess lets me drink, doesn't bother me too much about my tab.
90 Really about the best sort of set up a guy in my situation could ever ask for.
91 Course, sitting around looking like hamburger ain't all I do. Plan's work out, I'll have all the drinking money I could ever need.
92 But that ain't what you came here to talk about. Was there something else?
93 0042A217 Don't have one. I'm an independent operator. When these folks need a hand or got an errand that involves running into radiation, they come to me.
94 Rads... they don't bother me anymore.
95 In exchange, Duchess lets me drink, doesn't bother me too much about my tab.
96 Really about the best sort of set up a guy in my situation could ever ask for.
97 Least until the tapes take off.
172 0042A1E8 0042A215 Now, what can I do for ya?
173 0042A1EA 0042A231 I got this plan.
174 0042A1EC 0042A21A Woah, woah. Not even remotely what I meant. Nah... Surprised. This person just offered sexual favors to you in exchange for your help.
175 0042A1EE 0042A237 Suit yourself. Now was there something else you wanted?
176 0042A1EF 0042A220 You're going to help me get rich.
177 0042A1F0 0042A23D See, the folks who made it big off the gold rush, they weren't the prospectors. They were the folks that sold them their shovels.
178 0042A1F1 0042A226 Now, I don't do shovels. What I collect is knowledge. I can go all sorts of places you folks with your rad-sucking skin can't.
179 0042A1F2 0042A21F So, I'm selling what I've got between my ear holes. And you're going to test it for me.
180 0042A1F3 0042A23C I've made these holotapes. Now this set's all the info I dug up about that C.A.M.P. doohickey you vaulters got.
181 0042A1F4 0042A225 All I'm asking is you give them a listen, and let me know what you think.
182 0042A1F6 0042A20E You will? Oh thank y-- RERECORD. Please cut yourself off. A little giddy. You've been trying to get someone to listen to these things for a while.
183 I mean, uh, thanks. Just come back once you've taken them out for a test drive. RERECORD. Play up catching yourself about getting too excited. Now back to playing it cool.
184 0042A1F8 0042A22A Only voice I got, so yeah, that's what you're going to hear. Now, you want 'em or not? RERECORD. Too harsh a performance. We only want Mort a little insulted. Avoid profanity, please.
185 0042A1FA 0042A213 Hmm. Whatever floats your boat. Look, if you change your mind, you're welcome to 'em.
186 Now, there something else you wanted?
187 0042A1FB 0042A22F Oh, and if you're looking for a living example of a C.A.M.P., someone left one set up right across the street.
188 Left a bunch of materials too. Should give it a once over before you start.
189 0042A1FC 0042A218 Now, there anything else you wanted to chat about?
190 0042A1FE 0042A235 You ready to give them a go and do this? You got my word, I'm not going to charge you for them.
191 0042A200 0042A21D Did you now? What'd you think? A little excited to hear this person's feedback.
192 0042A202 0042A23A Ha. If I needed smoke blown up my ass, I'd sit on a campfire. Seriously. What'd you think?
193 0042A204 0042A223 Yeah, that's what I thought too. I figure I do a couple more batches, I'll have this thing down.
194 Headmaster Mort'll be a household name before ya know it. Thanks for being honest. Genuine. You're proud that your work's improving.
195 0042A206 0042A20C Damn. Really? Well, you were at least nicer than Duchess about it. Said she'd rather have had sandpaper dragged through her... ears. A little disappointed. Someone said your tapes sucked. Long pause before "ears". She didn't say "ears."
196 Well, thanks for suffering through them. Hope they at least answered some questions for you.
197 0042A208 0042A228 That bad, huh? Hmm. Well, thanks for listening to them, I suppose. Hopefully you got something out of them. A little sheepish. This person disliked your tapes.
198 0042A209 0042A211 Now was there something else I could do for ya?
199 0042A20B 0042A22E Some other time, then.
257 0042D23B 005852B4 Here. I just wrapped one last tape on a topic near and dear to my heart, but, don't feel like you have to listen to it. Up to you.
258 00585646 Consider it taken care of.
259 Just a suggestion, maybe don't piss them off any more?
260 Or, you know what - go for it. More caps for me down the line.
266 0058564D My favorite customer. Here you go.
325 0042ECDC 0042ED3F Ain't got all day. Yelling at someone in the heat of battle.
326 0042ED40 And here I thought we were going to be pals. Sarcastic. Taunting someone in the heat of battle.
327 0042ED41 Got a nice spot under the floorboards with your name on it. Taunting someone in the heat of battle.
337 0042ECDD 0042ED5F Ah ah! You were just hit in battle.
338 0042ED60 Son of a ... you are done. Angry. You were just hit in battle.
339 0042ED61 Holy hell! Angry. You were just hit in battle.
349 0055CC59 0042ED4F Wanna see how tough you are? Entering combat.
350 0042ED50 Suppose I could use some target practice. Entering combat.
351 0042ED51 Got a fistful of lead with your name on it. Entering combat.
359 00572C7B 00572C90 Well, don't you worry that smooth little face of yours. You're in good company now. Cause around here, we look after one another.
365 005851DE 00585280 I mean, it's got it's advantages.
366 Main one is that radiation rolls off me like water off a duck's ass. Can stride through a blast zone like it's a spring breeze.
367 Also means I can survive in situations that'd turn a normal person into a TV dinner.
368 The major downside... well, shit, you're looking at it, right? Head-to-toe disfiguration.
369 There's also... well, you've might've seen them. Not all Ghouls are... sane. Not sure how it happens -- why some Ghouls lose their minds and others don't.
370 But ever since I turned, there's always this nagging feeling, just at the back of my mind... Trying to build suspense.
371 ...that I have to feast on humans! The punchline of the joke. Go big.
372 ... seriously? Nothing? Disappointed your joke didn't land.
373 Shit. I thought it was funny. Laughingly shrugging off your bad joke.
374 Overall, though, being a Ghoul, mixed bag. Can't say I'd recommend it as a lifestyle choice.

W05_MQ_001P_Wayward

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
50 0040BCCA 0040BCFF Course, Duchess. As in "of course." Non-chalant. You just killed someone. It doesn't phase you.
68 0058CE92 Called me a monster... what? He was going to kill us. Rather non-chalantly.
69 0058CE93 Oh... safer this way, anyway. Realizing you messed up, then covering your ass.
88 0040BCCB 0042A234 Back off. Now ain't the time. Someone's trying to talk to you in the middle of a fire fight.
91 0053B780 Don't look at me like that. You would've hid, too.
92 0053B781 Check in with Duchess first. Then we can chat.
93 0053B782 I would've got him... thanks though. Reluctantly grateful for this person intervening.
94 0053B783 Lugnut needs to check the room before he pulls a gun. Guess he'll never learn now. You just killed someone and are disappointed in how dumb they were.
101 00586386 You lost? Talk to Duchess.
134 00538D75 00538DEF Yeah. Yeah, sure. We're at the West Virginia Lumber Company. Password to get in is "Blue Danube." Nervous. You're being bilked for information at gun point.
137 00538D79 00538DC7 Yeah, Duchess?
167 0053C84A 0053C87B Duchess. Plan's fine. I can walk them through how to build it. "Duchess" is said in a "please chill out" tone.
169 0053C84D 0053C872 Hey, I'm not bragging or anything, but I've got some tapes that cover that very subject. Projecting a little bit into a conversation you're not a part of.
171 0053C84F 0053C888 Hey, if you need a refresher, good ol' Morty-Mort can help you out. Projecting a little bit into a conversation you're not a part of.
172 0053C850 0053C876 Do you have a better option? A little insulted. This person suggested your plan isn't a good one.
173 0053C851 0053C886 I was hunkering down for quite some time, waiting for this headless monster thing to clear off on my last ammo hunt.
174 Ended up reading some old training materials to pass the time, and guess what? I made some tapes on it.
238 005904AB 005904C0 Primarily because your security other than me right now are one former contractor and a robot that has no guns and thinks it's a cow. Cracking a joke. Billboard "primarily." You're cutting someone else off who just said that word.

W05_MQ_002P_Radical

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
14 0040F5D0 00585299 Anything else you wanted to know about this family and this scrapper?
180 00585237 005852AF If you haven't already explored up that way, fastest route back would be via Vault 76 and trekking north from there. Get a little sentimental to ham up the end for the joke.
181 And take care of yourself, all right? You're doing us a big one here.
182 0058523A 0058527C No skin off my cheeks. You change you're mind, I'll be here.
183 0058523C 005852C5 Found him living in the stalls at Tyler County Fairground.
184 Guy kept claiming he knew the best way to run the Mutants out of the mill.
185 But, listen, I couldn't get him to spill how.
186 Probably have a better chance he'll share what he learned with someone who still has an entire face.
187 005852C6 Found him living in the stalls at Tyler County Fairground of all places.
188 Guy kept claiming he could wipe out everything at the mill by himself. I said no way.
189 But I couldn't get him to spill how.
190 Probably a better chance he'll share what he learned with someone who still has an entire face.
191 0058523E 0058525C You'll find them at Anchor Farm... if these thugs haven't already run them off.
192 But if they are still there... well, they've probably managed to work something out with 'em. Hey, it couldn't hurt to find out what it was. Emphasis on "are"
193 00585240 00585292 Well, that's a good thing, cause that's all I've got.
194 00585242 00585268 Wouldn't be a bad idea to check-in with either of them.
195 00585243 005852A2 There was also this, let's say, uh, special scrapper, who was making some pretty bold claims about his knowledge of the mill.
196 00585244 005852DC ... but there was this family I ran into up that way that I'm sure has had to deal with 'em already.
197 00585245 0058528C Well I wouldn't go in guns blazing... unless you've got some big guns.
198 00585247 00585261 Could try and luck your way inside, maybe see if they want to talk to you...
199 00585248 00585297 Hmm. You got any recommendations on how you'd proceed?
200 00585249 0058526C You've seen those frankensteins. If this gang was able to clean those things out of the mill... Duchess, these guys might be tougher than advertised. You're genuinely concerned here - Super Mutants are no joke.
201 0058524A 005852A6 Was wandering up that way not too far back. The lumber company, that place was overrun with a bunch of those big green bastards. Mutants. You're genuinely concerned here - Super Mutants are no joke.
202 0058524C 00585274 And that's of concern... why exactly?
203 0058524E 005852AE W-w-wait, West Virginia Lumber? That is not right. You misheard them, for sure. You're a bit nervous and a bit adamant.

W05_MQ_003P_Muscle

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
222 005537EC 00553802 Ha! I don't work for you, Duchess. You can't tell me what to do. Besides, I think Polly's perfect just the way she is. You're cracking a joke. Someone's asking for money and you'd blowing them off.
232 005537F7 005537FB Watch it, Duchess. You wouldn't want me telling everyone your real age is-- Someone just hurled an insult at you. You're threatening in return.

W05_MQ_004P_Crane

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
93 00425CC8 0055CC5F Poor kid. You were just involved in a robbery and one of your friend was killed.
94 0055CC60 Sol. You were just involved in a robbery and one of your friend was killed.
95 0055CC62 Not the first time I had a gun to my gourd. Sure as hell won't be the last. You were just involved in a robbery. You're cracking a joke, but you're not in a great mood about it.
96 0055CC63 I've had lousier nights. Not a lot, though. You were just involved in a robbery. You're cracking a joke, but you're not in a great mood about it.
97 0055CC64 Anyone you walk away from, I guess. You were just involved in a robbery. You're cracking a joke, but you're not in a great mood about it.
195 0055AD00 0055AD8D Duchess, I know this hurts, but you're taking this out on the wrong person. He's not the one who killed Sol. Trying to convince a friend who is furious with another friends' actions that they're off base. Stern, but delicate.
196 0055AD8E Duchess, I know this hurts, but you're taking this out on the wrong person. She's not the one who killed Sol. Trying to convince a friend who is furious with another friends' actions that they're off base. Stern, but delicate.
197 0055AD01 0055AD4B Regardless of some obviously piss-poor decision making, he's not the villain. That's Roper and his goons. Trying to convince a friend who is furious with another friends' actions that they're off base. Stern, but delicate.
198 0055AD4C Regardless of some obviously piss-poor decision making, she's not the villain. That's Roper and his goons. Trying to convince a friend who is furious with another friends' actions that they're off base. Stern, but delicate.
199 0055AD02 0055AD57 Without our friend here, we'd all be on the ground right now next to Sol. Trying to convince a friend who is furious with another friends' actions that they're off base. Stern, but delicate.
219 0055CC56 005566BA So, you flush with caps now? I'm sure Duchess'll be happy to take them off your hands.

W05 DialogueWaywardRC DuchessMort MortsClues

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
11 0042B0E2 0042B119 Gilman Lumber up near the vault's a good place to start. Was full of hubcap-sized ticks last time I went, but nothing they shouldn't be able to handle.
12 0042B11A There's Mama Dolce's up in Morgantown, but it's not easy to do without attracting attention.
13 Probably have better luck sending Sol over to Sunshine Meadows, get the processor over there online.
14 0042B11B You need doo-dads, best place this side of the mountains is Charleston Landfill. You search long enough, you'll come up with something.
15 0042B11C I mean, if someone's pissed you off, you could send them up to the munitions plant up north.
16 But that's a risky trip, Duchess.
17 0042D263 Saw it from a distance a ways back. There was steam coming out the top, so someone's manning it. Can't guarantee they're friendly, though.
18 Probably not worth flaying a relative over.

W05 DialogueWaywardRC MortSol CircuitBoard

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
1 0042A945 0042A954 Okay. I'll keep an eye out. Matter of fact.
2 0042A946 0042A95B Seems to be what he was getting at.
3 0042A947 0042A94F All right. So let me get this straight - find this circuit board or release a walking tank into the center of my favorite drinking establishment? Matter of fact.
5 0042A949 0042A94E The hell's Jide need with a military circuit board? "Jee-day."

W05 DialogueWaywardRC MortSol NurseDuchess

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
3 0042A93E 0042A950 For real, Duchess? A nurse? Like little white hat and candy stripes? A bit of a smirk. You're cracking a joke at a friends expense.
4 0042A93F 0042A957 No shit.
6 0042A941 0042A958 Duchess? Our Duchess?
8 0042A943 0042A955 How's the leg, Sol?

W05_DialogueWaywardRC MortPolly NewBody

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
1 0042A970 0042A99D Any time. Trying to console a co-worker going through a rough time.
4 0042A972 0042A984 That's a good take. From experience - you can get used to anything. Trying to console a co-worker going through a rough time.
6 0042A974 0042A995 Huh. Doesn't sound so bad.
7 0042A996 Okay. Sorry I asked. A co-worker just snapped at you for asking a question. It's a sore subject.
12 0042A976 0042A98B How's the new body?
13 0042A978 0042A98A So, Polly...

W05 DialogueWaywardRC MortPolly Battlecry

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
1 0042A964 0042A98E Message seems clear to me. Some serious smirk to this line. You're entertained to learn your co-worker is afraid of opossums and hiding it.
3 0042A966 0042A991 Never heard you do a battle cry before. Approaching your co-worker, who you thought you heard shouting. You're growing amused as you find out they have an irrational fear.
5 0042A968 0042A994 You're afraid of opossums? Approaching your co-worker, who you thought you heard shouting. You're growing amused as you find out they have an irrational fear.
7 0042A96A 0042A998 The one where you screamed like a nine-year-old that wandered into a morgue. Approaching your co-worker, who you thought you heard shouting.
9 0042A96D 0042A99B What was that ruckus earlier? Approaching your co-worker, who you thought you heard shouting.
10 0042A96E 0042A98C Hey... Approaching your co-worker, who you thought you heard shouting.

W05 DialogueWaywardRC MortPolly Wrinkles

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
1 0042A97A 0042A99C Polly, I swear to god. Just stop. A co-worker pranked you. You're not thrilled.
3 0042A97C 0042A99E If I find one more can of wrinkle cream in my chair, I'm deactivating you permanently. A co-worker pranked you. You're not thrilled.
5 0042A97E 0042A985 You're a robot. You don't even know what funny is. A co-worker pranked you. You're not thrilled.
7 0042A981 0042A987 These pranks need to stop. They're not funny. A co-worker pranked you. You're not thrilled.
8 0042A982 0042A997 Hey, circuits for brains! A co-worker pranked you. You're not thrilled.

W05 HolotapeQuest LVC

(Mordecai McCoy#Related holotapes)

# Dialog Topic Form ID Response Text Script Notes
1 0042A1CE 0042A22D Son of a-- what tiny-fisted rat built this... oh. It's on. He-hello. This is Mort McCoy. Grumbling angrily to yourself initially, then realizing you're being recorded.
2 0042A1CF 0042A216 And welcome to the first of Headmaster Mort's Edu-tapes! Today we're talking about your C.A.M.P. In full presentation mode.
3 0042A1D0 0042A232 Now, former vault resident or someone who killed a vault resident, let's start off with the basics - placing your C.A.M.P. In full presentation mode.
4 0042A1D1 0042A21B When plunking down your C.A.M.P. for the first time, remember to... crap. Where'd that note... ah ha. Remember to take the lay-the lay of the land. At the first ellipsis, one of your notes has gone missing. Stutter, then recover after the "ha." Getting back in the groove after second "the lay".
5 0042A1D2 0042A238 Consider the grade of the terrain, general defensibility, and proximity to your surroundings. Could that cliff edge be used to protect your flank? Back in full presentation mode.
6 0042A1D3 0042A221 But don't worry. We'll cover construction in gory detail in the next of Headmaster Mort's Edu-tapes! So long... "Bet your chops." Come on, Mort. What was th-- In full presentation mode, then chastizing yourself before finally managing to turn it off (cut yourself off at that point).
7 0042A1D4 0042A233 Hello dedicated listener! In full presentation mode.
8 0042A1D6 0042A239 Welcome to back to Headmaster Mort's Edu-tapes. Today, in this second tape, we're talking construction. In full presentation mode.
9 0042A1D7 0042A222 Now, the first step of construction is-- What? Is that soda? ...soda's red, right? Oh! Electing! First electing what you're going to build. Having trouble reading your notes. They're stained. Figuring it out in the end.
10 0042A1D9 0042A227 Once you've made that election, it's just three easy questions to construction success: Back to full presentation mode.
11 0042A1DA 0042A20F One: is the location I've selected going to work for an object of the size and shape I'm building? Two: have I read the schematic thoroughly? In full presentation mode.
12 0042A1DB 0042A22B Short on materials? Loot the local junkyards, mills, and warehouses for parts. Getting back into your sway. In full presentation mode.
13 0042A1DC 0042A214 And on that note, this has been Headmaster Mort's Edu-Tapes. See you again soon... Solomon, so help me, this better be jam... In full presentation mode, before giving a good pause and then, walking away from the mic, yelling at your friend.
14 0042A1DD 0042A230 Welcome back lovely listeners to Headmaster Mort's final tape in the C.A.M.P. series - powering your C.A.M.P. In full presentation mode.
15 0042A1DE 0042A219 After listening to the second tape, you should already be well-trained enough to build a generator. If you haven't yet done so, I'll wait ... In full presentation mode.
16 ... ha doot doot doot doot doo, da doot doot doo .... Humming to yourself.
17 0042A1DF 0042A236 Good. I'll assume you nailed it. Now, generators are the heart of your C.A.M.P. power system. In full presentation mode.
18 0042A1E0 0042A21E Once your generator is built, all you need to do is connect it to the object that needs power with a wire. In full presentation mode.
19 0042A1E1 0042A23B Though be aware your wire will need a clear, unobstructed path to establish and maintain a direct connection. In full presentation mode.
20 0042A1E2 0042A224 Some objects, however, like simple light bulbs, don't require a direct connection. In full presentation mode.
21 0042A1E3 0042A20D All you need to do is run a wire from your generator to a power pylon, place the power pylon near your lights. Then, voila! Let there be light. In full presentation mode.
22 0042A1E4 0042A229 Well, this has been Headmaster Mort's C.A.M.P. construction holotapes. In full presentation mode.
23 0042A1E5 0042A212 Please check back with Headmaster Mort himself at The Wayward to learn more about his other exciting courses including ... In full presentation mode.
24 ... "Mort, Can I Still Eat This?" and "Mutations: Am I a Monster Now?" In full presentation mode.
25 0042A1E6 0042A210 And thanks again for listening... heh. Nailed it. In full presentation mode... until after a long pause, you congratulate yourself on a job well done.
26 00564975 00564978 You bet your chops it could! Once you've found the perfect spot, it's time to move on to the best part of working with your C.A.M.P. - construction! In full presentation mode.
27 00564976 00564977 Missing a critical schematic? Your local vendors might have just what you're looking for! In full presentation mode.
28 00572DB0 00572DB2 And three: do I have all the required materials-- who the hell bled on my notes! Sol? I find out this was you, you're going to bleed on... whatever. Just finish, Mort. In full presentation mode. At the end, you're having trouble reading your own writing again. You go to say "castrate" and then stop and correct.
29 005851E0 00585289 Now, there's a question that may cross your mind once you've acquired a mutation: Mort, does this make me a monster? Getting real for a moment.
30 And let me be definitive here: no, you're not a monster because of your mutation. We're all so much more than what's inflicted on us, mutant or otherwise. Forcefully, but kind.
31 All of us have experienced loss, desperation, regret just to be alive today. Those things can change us as much as hugging an open reactor core can. Consoling. Very small smirk on the second line.
32 But what we do with those challenges, with the lives we've all had thrust upon us... that's where humanity lies. Forcefully, but kind.
33 You only become a monster if you let the world make you one... Forcefully, but kind.
73 0058520C 00585295 Consuming a Rad-Away or two will usually clear up any mutation symptoms, allowing you to return to your previous, dull, unmutated self. In full presentation mode.
74 0058520D 0058525F Well, luckily, there's a clear solution: good, old-fashioned Rad-Away. In full presentation mode.
75 0058520E 0058528A Whatever. Now, I know what you're thinking. Getting back into full presentation mode.
76 Headmaster, having my own pair of razor sharp talons is great, but what if I just want to live like a normal human being again? In full presentation mode, but posing as a theoretical student.
77 0058520F 005852CF We at the Mort Institute have also heard reports of increased mental cognition and empathy, heighted strength... In full presentation mode.
78 ... and even the development of defensive electrical discharge? What? Seriously, Duchess? I think someone was pulling your leg. You're kind of shocked by this revelation. You speak off mic to Duchess nearby.
79 00585210 0058527E Your very own Headmaster Mort is now completely immune to further radiation exposure thanks to his mutation. In full presentation mode.
80 00585211 005852B1 Occasionally, however, these mutations will also unlock previously unknown potential inside their recipients. Getting back into full presentation mode. Emphasis on "mutations".
81 00585212 005852A1 Skeletal degeneration, growths where you didn't have growths before... In full presentation mode. Listing off items.
82 ... your outer layer of skin leaving you like it's some kind of scumbag ex, Jessica. *clears throat* Start in presentation mode, but get more personal as you go. You lost your skin and Jessica was a nasty ex of your. You catch yourself at the end.
83 Sorry. Apologizing for going off the rails.
84 00585213 00585266 Prolonged or extreme exposure to radiation can affect the human body in a plethora of different ways: In full presentation mode.
85 00585214 00585290 Welcome back, faithful students to the latest of Headmaster Mort's Edu-Tapes! In this segment, the item actively festering in so many of us: mutations. In full presentation mode.
101 00589534 00589553 Good. Password to get inside is Blue Danube. Pleasure doing business with you. You just watched someone get their throat slit in front of you. You're unphased by this and continue doing business.
109 0058BEC0 0058BEDE You should take a moment to familiarize yourself with the C.A.M.P.'s patented intuitive construction interface. In full presentation mode.
110 0058BEC1 0058BEF7 Construction can be an intricate process, so a steady hand and an eye for detainment... details... Had to get that one wrong. An eye for details are a must! In full presentation mode.
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