Mort: Son of a-- what tiny-fisted rat built this... oh. It's on. He-hello. This is Mort McCoy. And welcome to the first of Headmaster Mort's Edu-tapes! Today we're talking about your C.A.M.P. Now, former vault resident or someone who killed a vault resident, let's start off with the basics - placing your C.A.M.P.
When plunking down your C.A.M.P. for the first time, remember to... crap. Where'd that note... ah ha. Remember to take the lay-the lay of the land. Consider the grade of the terrain, general defensibility, and proximity to your surroundings. Could that cliff edge be used to protect your flank? You bet your chops it could! Once you've found the perfect spot, it's time to move on to the best part of working with your C.A.M.P. - construction!
Construction can be an intricate process, so a steady hand and an eye for detainment... details... Had to get that one wrong. An eye for details are a must! You should take a moment to familiarize yourself with the C.A.M.P.'s patented intuitive construction interface. But don't worry. We'll cover construction in gory detail in the next of Headmaster Mort's Edu-tapes! So long... "Bet your chops." Come on, Mort. What was th--