The quest takes place in a randomized office building with a randomized layout. The player's dwellers will have to fight three raider bosses - The Embalmer, Hatchet O'Houlihan, and Beef Slam Bednarski. They will appear in this order and must be fought regardless of dialogue choices, and one of the raider bosses always drops a rare weapon. While the first two are accompanied by a gang of fellow raiders, Beef Slam will fight alone. There will be several more raider gangs as well as some minor critters filling the other rooms. The final fight will yield a lunch box.
|What the hell are you supposed to be?
||We're the punishment you've had coming for a long time, Embalmer!
||Oh yeah? We'll see about that.
|I came here to drink Nuka-Cola and kill chumps like you. And I'm all out of Nuka-Cola.
||This is ridiculous...
|If we had a bottle cap for everytime we lost to chumps like you, we'd have ZERO CAPS!
||Get ready to make your first cap, then!
|I didn't realize the circus was in town.
||The only clown I see here is you, Hatchet!
||Nice retort. Get them!
|Yeah, I'm the circus magician. My first trick is making all your teeth disappear.
||Is that so, tough guy?
|Meet the Human Cannonball. And I'm gonna blast right through you if you don't get out of my way!
||Big words. Let's see if you can back them up.
|I've had just about enough of you stupid idiots tearing through my gang!
||I'm not only going to embarrass you, I'm gonna take you out for good!
||Hold still and this beating will be over faster.
|I hope you've made your peace, Bednarski, because you're not walking away from this one.
||Get ready to get hurt real bad, Vault Dweller!
|And I've had enough of you, Bednarski! Time to take you out like the trash.
||You ever pick up your teeth with broken fingers?