We've got stuff we're not even allowed to sell, people. Only at Mick and Ralph's!

Mick & Ralph's crier is a crier who shouts advertisements for Mick & Ralph's at the inner gate to Freeside in 2281.


The young boy is employed by Mick and Ralph, who pay him to boost the public's awareness of Mick & Ralph's establishment and help bring in customers. He can be seen at the gate connecting Freeside's west and east sections together.

Interactions with the player character

Interactions overview

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This character is essential. Essential characters cannot be killed.


Apparel Weapon Other items
Wasteland settler outfit Knife


  • If the Courier aims a firearm at him, he will say "Hey, I can almost see it down the barrel!" or "You look funny."
  • If the Courier attacks him then he will only run a short distance away. After a few seconds he no longer flees and returns to his normal post.
  • He carries a holstered knife, but as children are set to be always passive, he will never use it.
  • Even if the Courier kills Mick and Ralph, he will still continue his work.

Notable quotes


Mick & Ralph's crier appears only in Fallout: New Vegas.


Playstation 3Icon ps3 Mick & Ralph's crier may not appear at all in the game [verified]

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