Mick & Ralph's crier

{{Infobox character
|games       =FNV
|image       =Mick & Ralph's Crier.jpg
|race        =[[Human]], Caucasian
|sex         =Male
|affiliation =[[Mick & Ralph's]]
|role        =Crier
|actor       =[[Anthony Crehan]]
|dialogue    =[[VFSMickAndRalphsCrier.txt]]
|location    =Entrance gate [[Freeside]]
|alignment   =Neutral
|special     ={{SPECIAL|5,5,5,2,5,5,5}}
|modspecial  ={{SPECIAL|5,5,5,2,5,5,5|enmod=1|agmod=1}}
|level       =1
|derived     ={{derived stats|hp=70|enmod=1}}
|baseid      ={{ID|0013ec2e}}
|refid       ={{ID|0013ef0a}}
}}{{Games|FNV}}

{{Rotating content
|content1={{Quotation|We've got stuff we're not even allowed to sell, people. Only at Mick and Ralph's!|sound=FNV_MRCrier_AllowedToSell.ogg}}
|content2={{Quotation|Stop by Mick & Ralph's for all your shopping needs, ma'am.|sound=FNV_MRCrier_StopByMam.ogg}}
|content3={{Quotation|If it can be bought, it can be found at Mick & Ralph's!|sound=FNV_MRCrier_IfItCanBeBought.ogg}}
|content4={{Quotation|Mick & Ralph's is located just before the east gate!|sound=FNV_MRCrier_JustBeforeTheEastgate.ogg}}
|content5={{Quotation|Stop by Mick & Ralph's for all your shopping needs, sir.|sound=FNV_MRCrier_StopBy.ogg}}
}}

'''Mick & Ralph's crier''' is a crier who shouts advertisements for [[Mick & Ralph's]] at the inner gate to [[Freeside]] in [[Timeline#2281|2281]].
==Background==
The young boy is employed by [[Mick (Fallout: New Vegas)|Mick]] and [[Ralph (Fallout: New Vegas)|Ralph]], who pay him to boost the public's awareness of Mick & Ralph's establishment and help bring in customers. He can be seen at the gate connecting Freeside's west and east sections together.

==Interactions with the player character==
===Interactions overview===
{{Interactions FNV
|essential       =yes
|temp companion  =
|perm companion  =
|perk            =
|caravan player  =
|wares           =
|caps            =
|max condition   =
|heal            =
|cure addiction  =
|cure radiation  =
|rent            =
|items modified  =
|quests started  =
|quests involved =
}}

==Inventory==
{{Inventory
|apparel   =[[Wasteland outfit (Fallout: New Vegas)|Wasteland settler outfit]]
|weapon    =[[Knife (Fallout: New Vegas)|Knife]]
|otheritem =
|ondeath   =empty
}}

==Notes==
* If the [[Courier]] aims a firearm at him, he will say "Hey, I can almost see it down the barrel!" or "You look funny."
* If the Courier attacks him then he will only run a short distance away. After a few seconds he no longer flees and returns to his normal post.
* He carries a holstered [[Knife (Fallout: New Vegas)|knife]], but as [[child]]ren are set to be always passive, he will never use it.
* Even if the Courier kills Mick and Ralph, he will still continue his work.

==Notable quotes==
{{Notable content
|{{Inline quote|We've got stuff we're not even allowed to sell, people. Only at Mick and Ralph's!|sound=FNV_MRCrier_AllowedToSell.ogg}}
|{{Inline quote|Stop by Mick & Ralph's for all your shopping needs, ma'am.|sound=FNV MRCrier_StopByMam.ogg}}
|{{Inline quote|If it can be bought, it can be found at Mick & Ralph's!|sound=FNV MRCrier_IfItCanBeBought.ogg}}
|{{Inline quote|Mick & Ralph's is located just before the east gate!|sound=FNV MRCrier_JustBeforeTheEastgate.ogg}}
|{{Inline quote|Stop by Mick & Ralph's for all your shopping needs, sir.|sound=FNV MRCrier_StopBy.ogg}}
}}

==Appearances==
Mick & Ralph's crier appears only in ''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]''.

==Bugs==
{{Platforms|ps3}} Mick & Ralph's crier may not appear at all in the game {{Verify|verified}}

{{Navbox Freeside}}

[[Category:Freeside characters]]
[[Category:Fallout: New Vegas human characters]]

[[ru:Зазывала «Мика и Ральфа»]]
[[uk:Зазивала «Міка і Ральфа»]]