"Meet Me in Coswald!" is the fourth episode of the Vault Seller's Survival Guide, a series of short promotional videos for the Fallout TV series, consisting of training videos for prospective Vault-Tec sales employees narrated by Bud Askins (Michael Esper).
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Summary[]
The newly promoted Vault-Tec regional manager portrayed by Vault Boy heads for the 2077 Vault-Tec Corporate Convention in Coswald. There he meets other corporate mascots: Poseidon's Petró-Chico, Slocum's Joe's Dough-Boy, RobCo's Pip-Boy, and Nuka-Cola's Bottle, Cappy and Nuka-Girl.
The tree showing the "family" of interconnected corporations shows Petró-Chico, RobCo, Pulowski Preservation Services, Super-Duper Mart, Slocum's Joe, West Tek, Big MT, Poseidon Energy, and Nuka-Cola.
Employees are encouraged to make close connections with the other big corporations, depicted as Vault-Boy sharing drinks at a bar with Bottle, who is disinterested in conversation but then escalates into a romantic rendezvous with the soda mascot.
Transcript[]
Bud: Greetings! You're now a Vault-Tec Regional Manager. You're making your mark in the Vault-Tec family.
From now on, there will be no secrets between us. You'll be given trust and responsibility in equal measure, and rewarded with lavish corporate retreats.
That's right. You're headed for the Vault-Tec corporate convention in the beautiful resource rich Coswald Shoulder. Think of it as a family reunion.
Come on in, the brinde is fine. It's four days of temporary housing and mandatory drinking.
Here, you'll meet your extended family. Your government uncles... and your corporate cousins.
In the past, you may have mistaken them for our rivals and enemies, but we've got common roots. We don't acknowledge them in public. This is normal. Everyone has a role to play in the corporate masquerade.
You'll be responsible for maintaining these relationships.
Bottle: People think Cappy and I are joined at the hip, but we actually live strong, independent lives.
Bud: Learn to cooperate and pursue common goals for future prosperity. Because there's lots to share at the family reunion. Like old family recipes. And lots to be gained through corporate consolidation. Serve their needs with love. The value you are most mandated to transmit to your subsidiaries.
Bottle: Oh, boy!
Bud: Love is the inexhaustible fusion reaction that powers every profitable family.
You'll return to Vault-Tec HQ refreshed and ready to write the next chapter of our family history. To Vault-Tec! Today, the world's biggest company; tomorrow, its only one.
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- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Fallout - The Vault Seller's Survival Guide - Studio Showoff
