TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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Look, I don't let just any son of a bitch into my town. I'm taking a risk making an exception for you.
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1
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Anger 10
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So you're welcome in my town, at least until you start screwing up. Once that bullshit starts, you're out on your own again!
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2
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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Look, I don't let just any bitch into my town, and I'm taking a risk making an exception for you.
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3
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Anger 50
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So you're welcome in my town, at least until you start screwing up. Once that bullshit starts, you're out on your own again!
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4
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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Okay, so you get in, but I got my eye on you.
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5
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Anger 50
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You don't make trouble in here, got it? I ain't having no shit-butts making trouble.
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6
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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Yeah? You got something to say? {more good natured and teasing than actually angry}
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7
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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How do I have to solve your bullshit problem, today? {Sigh in exaggerated frustration at first more good natured and teasing than actually angry}
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8
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GREETING
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Happy 25
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Like my town so much you had to come congratulate me personally, right? Happens all the time - caps and ammo are the preferred way to show your love. {Playfully full of himself.}
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9
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GREETING
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Anger 10
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So, what sort of trouble are you getting yourself into, now? {Good-natured teasing}
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10
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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What do you want, mungo? {more good natured and teasing than actually angry}
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11
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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What now, mungo? {more good natured and teasing than actually angry}
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12
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GREETING
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Anger 50
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Why are you still pestering me, you moron? {actually getting irritated now}
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13
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GREETING
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Anger 50
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Okay, what the hell is wrong with you, mungo? This had better be important! {actually getting irritated now}
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14
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GREETING
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Anger 75
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Did you get hit in the head? You have to pester me every time a stray thought happens to wander into that hollowed out melon you call a skull? {Increasingly furious}
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15
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GREETING
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Anger 75
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Oh, what now? You come to me to talk about how nice my damned cave is? Maybe a little small talk about local soil erosion or some bullshit? {Increasingly furious}
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16
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GREETING
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Anger 100
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No, you know what? You can go take a hike, you insane mutant-fucker. Get out of my town!
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17
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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What in the HELL do you think you're doing, mungo?
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18
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Hold it right there, mister!
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19
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Anger 50
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Don't take another step, or we'll blow your fucking head off!
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20
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Hold it right there, lady!
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21
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Anger 50
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Don't take another step, or we'll blow your fucking head off!
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22
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GREETING
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Anger 50
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Unless you've got Sammy and the others with you, then get lost!
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23
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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You again? I told you to get lost!
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24
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LamplightGreetingChoice1
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Whoa, hold on there. I'm a friend.
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Neutral 50
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You're big, and I don't have any big friends. You better just go out the way you came in.
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25
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LamplightGreetingChoice2
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You're kidding me, right?
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Neutral 50
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I ain't kidding. You're not supposed to be here, so you better leave.
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26
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LLAboutLamplight
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How do you keep this place organized?
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Happy 50
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Organized?! Have you walked around this place? It's pure anarchy! And I wouldn't have it any other fucking way.
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27
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Anger 50
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We can't all stay here forever, so we've all got to leave eventually. And there's not much to look forward to out there.
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28
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Neutral 50
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So we have a good time while we're here, and the occasional ruthless little bastard like me makes sure it doesn't fall apart for the other kids.
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29
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LLAboutLamplight2A
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How did you get to be in charge of this place?
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Happy 25
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It's not that complex. Any kid can say they want to be mayor here. It's just that most don't want to bother with the responsibility of leading.
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30
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Happy 50
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Most of the time, they last until the kids get tired of them, then they get kicked out on their ass by the new mayor. One only lasted 5 minutes. {Said with a bit of glee, since he was the one who kicked out the 5-minute mayor (Princess)}
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31
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Happy 75
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Of course, I've kept this place going strong for three years. To most of these kids, that makes me Mayor For Fucking Life. Fine by me, I say.
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32
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LLAboutLamplight2B
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You said everyone has to leave eventually?
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Anger 15
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People change when they grow up, and we don't trust mungos living down here. So we leave for a place called Big Town before we get too old.
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33
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Happy 15
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At least, that's the line Joseph teaches. But, really, we simply don't have enough space or food for everyone to stay here forever.
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34
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Anger 50
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So I've got to exile some to avoid ruining the whole town. It's a fucking hard brutal choice to make, but that's the way we stay alive.
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35
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You said everyone has to leave eventually?
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Anger 15
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People change when they grow up, and we don't trust mungos living down here. So we leave for a place called Big Town before we get too old.
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36
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Anger 50
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Kids who grow up fighting and surviving in Lamplight are better trained for the world out there than idiots who were pampered by grown-ups outside.
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37
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LLAboutLamplight2C
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That's all I need to know for now.
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Anger 25
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About time.
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38
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LLDirections
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Can you give me directions?
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Disgust 50
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What do I look like, your tour guide?
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39
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LLFirstMeetingResponseA
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I'm not planning on starting any trouble.
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Neutral 50
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Good. Better stay that way, mungo.
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40
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LLFirstMeetingResponseB
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Gee, what a great reception for a returning hero.
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Neutral 50
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Boo-hoo. You big baby.
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41
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Neutral 50
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You're still a mungo, and I still don't like mungos.
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42
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Anger 50
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You want a party or something, you go pay some mungos to be your friends and they can all talk about how great you are. How's that?
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43
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Sure, if you've got the adult-sized stones to stop me.
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Anger 50
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Just give it a shot, mungo. You'll see plenty of my adult-sized stones when I'm pissing on your grave.
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44
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LLFungusDeal1
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I've heard a lot about the fungus in your cavern, and I'd like to make a deal.
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Disgust 50
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Yeah, I'll bet you've heard all about the "fungus in my cavern." {Deliberately being crude and loving it. A bit of dirty chuckling at the end of the line.}
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45
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Neutral 50
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But yeah, the cave's fungus, sure. It's good for food and medicine, and it's the main fucking reason we've stayed alive down here.
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46
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Neutral 50
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So, you want a slice of that gray-green gold, huh? I think maybe we could come to an arrangement. What're you offering?
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47
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LLFungusDeal2A
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I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return.
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Happy 25
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Well, it lighten the load for our scav team out a lot. And since you're pretty much one of us, here's the deal...
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48
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Anger 50
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For every piece of strange meat or Buffout you bring in, you'll be repaid with one cube of fungus. You couldn't ask for a better deal.
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49
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Neutral 50
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Talk with Eclair for the strange meat, or to Lucy about the Buffout. They've got uses for them.
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50
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I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return.
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Anger 10
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That's not a terrible deal. And it'd mean more of those dumbasses can stay safely down here, instead of scavving all the time. {Mulling the idea over.}
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51
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Neutral 50
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Okay, for every two bits of strange meat or Buffout, I'll make sure you get a piece of fungus. Not too bad, huh?
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52
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Neutral 50
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I'll spread the word to and Lucy and Eclair. They've got uses for them, so they'll make the trade, and we'll all be happy, okay?
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53
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I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return.
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Anger 50
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More stuff for us, and more chance of you getting shot, stumbling back here, choking on your own blood while we point and laugh? Sounds good. {More nastily teasing than actually wishing harm on the player}
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54
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Neutral 50
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How about this: for every three pieces of strange meat or Buffout doses you bring in, you'll get one piece of fungus. Take it or leave it.
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55
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Anger 50
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Just talk to Lucy or Eclair about what they need, and stop bothering me about it.
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56
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I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return.
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Neutral 50
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Sure, right. And we'll just trust you to bring us plenty of clean food and medicine, and not to try to poison us and move in on your own.
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57
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Neutral 50
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No, no deal, mungo. This is our fungus, and we haven't got enough to share with freaks like you.
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58
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LLFungusDeal2B
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Give me the fungus, or I'll seal this place underground. And you with it.
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Anger 50
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Oh, is that how it's going to be, then? Well then, how's this deal? {Carefully handling a delicate situation, a little tense}
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59
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Anger 25
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Rather than you wasting the explosives to try to close all of our exits, just for us to burrow out again, you get my private stash of fungus. Here.
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60
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Anger 75
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But I wouldn't expect much goodwill in town after this, you shit-sucking mungo bastard.
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61
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LLFungusDeal2C
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Let me think about it and get back to you on that.
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Neutral 50
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Oh, what-the-fuck-ever. Come back when you can make a decision.
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62
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LLFungusTrade1
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Can we work out a better deal for the fungus? This one is pretty unfair.
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Happy 15
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Well, since you're practically one of us, okay. I'll tell the folks to trade with you on a one-for-one basis. Deal?
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63
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I want to re-negotiate our fungus deal.
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Anger 5
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I guess we can afford it. After all, the stuff you bring has been a help, all right.
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64
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Happy 50
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How about a two-for-one deal? Every two chems, or meats, or whatever you bring them, they'll give you a bit of fungus. That should be plenty fair.
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65
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LLLMacCreadyTellMeAboutLLL
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Tell me more about Little Lamplight.
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Neutral 50
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Why would I tell you anything? God, you're dumb.
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66
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LLLMQ06MurderPassNo
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On second thought, never mind.
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Neutral 50
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Okay. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else you chickened out. {slightly mocking}
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67
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LLLMQ06MurderPassYes
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Neutral 50
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Okay, if you say so... {in a "it's your funeral" tone}
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68
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Neutral 50
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Come on. Let's go get the gate open for you, mungo.
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69
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LLLMQ06NeedtoGettoVault
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I really need to get to Vault 87. Do you know the way?
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Neutral 50
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It's not safe, even for someone as brave as you. There's monsters back there. {slightly hushed}
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70
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I really need to get to Vault 87. Do you know the way?
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Neutral 50
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You don't want to go there. That's where the monsters are. {surprised}
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71
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Neutral 50
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We got pretty good at keeping them out. Probably better than you could do. {bragging}
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72
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LLLMQ06SoYouKnowTheWay
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So you know the way to get there?
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Neutral 50
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Yeah, I do. It's through Murder Pass. Not a real safe way to go, but it's the only door that works.
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73
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So you know the way to get there?
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Neutral 50
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Yeah, I do. But it's through Little Lamplight, and you're not getting into Little Lamplight. Guess you better find some other way, mungo. {mocking}
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74
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LLLMQ06ThanksforInfoDoor
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Thanks.
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Neutral 50
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If you're going to go through Murder Pass, let me know and I'll have the door opened for you.
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75
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Neutral 50
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But I still say it's a bad idea.
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76
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LLLMQ06ThatsTheOnlyWay
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That's the only way?
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Neutral 50
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It's the only way that works, yeah.
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77
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Neutral 50
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The other door hasn't worked since before I was here. Computer's busted, and not even Joseph can make it work.
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78
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LLLMQ06UseMurderPass
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I want to use Murder Pass to reach Vault 87.
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Neutral 50
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You sure about that? It's scary in there. Even I don't like going there, and I'm really brave.
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79
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I want to use Murder Pass to reach Vault 87.
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Neutral 50
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Okay, it's your funeral.
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80
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Neutral 50
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Come on. We'll open the gate for you.
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81
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LLLMQ06WhatMonsters
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Monsters? What monsters?
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Neutral 50
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The big ones. You know, the ones that sort of look like people except they're all wrong. {matter-of-fact}
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82
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LLLMQ06WheresJoseph
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Where can I find Joseph?
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Neutral 50
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I'm the Mayor, not a babysitter, mungo. Beats me.
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83
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Neutral 50
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Maybe he's back there by the door. Fuck if I know.
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84
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LLMacCreadyButtLooker
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I bet you like to look at butts, don't you?
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Happy 50
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Ha ha ha!
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85
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Neutral 50
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You're all right for a mungo, you know that?
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86
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Neutral 50
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Why don't you come in. I think we can trust you.
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87
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LLMacCreadyButtMom
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Yeah, well at least it doesn't smell as bad as you do.
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Happy 50
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Ha ha ha!
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88
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Happy 50
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You're pretty funny for a mungo.
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89
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Neutral 50
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Why don't you come on in?
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90
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Yeah, your mom sure likes it.
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Happy 50
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Ha ha ha!
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91
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Happy 50
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You're pretty funny for a mungo.
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92
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Neutral 50
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Why don't you come on in?
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93
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LLMacCreadyCanIComeIn
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Can I come in?
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Neutral 50
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Hell no! No mungos allowed!
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94
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Can I come in?
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Anger 50
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I already told you no. Stop asking!
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95
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LLMacCreadyChildAtHeartAccess
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You know what? Your face looks like my butt.
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Surprise 100
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Oh yeah?
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96
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Happy 50
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You must like having such a good looking butt.
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97
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LLMacCreadyComeInSpeechChallenge
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Oh, come on. I'm a nice guy, really. May I please come in?
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Neutral 50
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Well, okay. But you better not be lying, or else we'll shoot you.
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98
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Oh, come on. I'm a nice gal, really. May I please come in?
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Neutral 50
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Well, okay. But you better not be lying, or else we'll shoot you.
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99
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LLMacCreadyForgetIt
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Forget it.
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Neutral 50
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Yeah, whatever.
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100
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LLMacCreadyGetYouToTrustMe
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How can I get you to trust me?
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Neutral 50
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Why should I trust you? I got no reason to.
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101
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Neutral 50
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You mungos are nothing but trouble. I ain't gonna let what happened to Sammy and Squirrel happen to anyone else.
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102
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What if I go and help Sammy and the others? Then will you trust me?
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Surprise 50
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You'd do that?
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103
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Neutral 50
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Maybe... If you can bring them back, I might let you in.
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104
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LLMacCreadyISavedPFallsKids
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I'm the one who saved the kids from Paradise Falls.
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Neutral 50
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Oh yeah? Well why didn't you say so, you stupid mungo?
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105
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LLMacCreadyKidsRescued
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I got your friends back. Can I come in now?
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Neutral 50
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I guess you're okay after all, mungo.
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106
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Neutral 50
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You can come in, but you better not piss me off.
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107
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LLMacCreadyWhatHappenedSammy
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Why, what happened to Sammy and Squirrel?
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Neutral 50
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Them and Penny got themselves caught... By mungos, just like you. Slavers from Paradise Falls.
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108
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Neutral 50
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I told them to watch out, but the stupid kids didn't listen.
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109
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LLMacCreadyWhatIsThisPlace
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What is this place?
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Neutral 50
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This is Little Lamplight. We live here, and we don't need no mungos messing it up. So just take a hike.
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110
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LLMacCreadyWhatsAMungo
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What's a mungo?
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Anger 50
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You are, mungo!
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111
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Neutral 50
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You big people. You're all tall and clumsy. Bunch of mungos, and we don't need nothing to do with any of you!
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112
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LLMungo
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LLMungo
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Neutral 50
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Well, I could call you a shithead, but then all these other shitheads wouldn't know which shithead I was talking to. Shithead. {Increasingly stress the word "shithead" with each repetition.}
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113
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Neutral 50
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So it looks like you're stuck with mungo, mungo.
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114
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MQ00WhoAreYou
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Who are you?
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Neutral 50
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I'm MacCready. I run Little Lamplight, because they made me the mayor. And I don't like strangers. Or mungos.
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115
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MS04AdoptionTL
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I found an orphaned kid looking for a home. Would you take him in?
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Disgust 90
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This ain't a hotel, mungo. We don't let stupid farts in here for the hell of it.
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116
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I found an orphaned kid looking for a home. Would you take him in?
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Disgust 70
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Haven't we gone through this?
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117
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MS04AdoptionTLMcReady01
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Look, this kid's just like you. On his own, no parents... Give him a chance!
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Disgust 60
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You're killin' me here, mungo.
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118
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Neutral 50
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Fine. You can send him here, but I'm not gonna do any special favors for him or anything. He's gotta pull his weight.
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119
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MS04AdoptionTLMcReady02
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Look, this kid needs to be with people his own age. Give him a chance.
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Disgust 70
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This is a bad idea...
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120
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Neutral 50
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Fine, send him here. But if he smells bad, or makes dumb jokes, I'm sticking him right back outside.
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121
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Neutral 50
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We got enough of those here already.
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122
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MS04AdoptionTLMcReady03
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All right. How many caps is it going to take to change your mind?
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Disgust 70
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Like I care about your stupid caps. I'm not some big, dumb mungo.
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123
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Neutral 50
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We don't let people just come in here when they feel like it. That ain't how it works, and it ain't gonna change.
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124
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Disgust 70
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Guess you gotta find another home for Little Orphan Asshole.
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125
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MS04AdoptionTLMcReady04
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Forget it.
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Disgust 70
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Already have.
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126
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MS04AdoptionTLMcReady05
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For God's sake... Stop acting like an asshole and let the kid in!
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Surprise 80
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Ha ha, tough guy.
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127
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Neutral 50
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Nice try, but we ain't got the room.
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128
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For God's sake... Stop acting like an asshole and let the kid in!
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Surprise 80
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Ha ha. Tryin' to act like you're all tough, mungo?
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129
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Neutral 50
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Nice try, but we ain't got the room.
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130
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SpeechChallengeFailure
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Give me the fungus, or I'll seal this place underground. And you with it.
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Anger 25
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Yeah, like you could manage that. You really don't know shit about how we work, do you? But if you're that serious... {Carefully handling a delicate situation, a little dismissive}
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131
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Anger 50
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I've got some I keep for myself in case there's an accident or something. Will you shut up about this if I give some to you?
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132
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Anger 75
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This kind of crap gets around, you know. You try bullying too many people, and it's going to cost you.
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133
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