Well, don't just stand there. I ain't getting any younger.

Maude is an elderly female prostitute living in the Mojave Wasteland in 2281.


Maude works as a prostitute for Pretty Sarah at the Casa Madrid Apartments. She works alongside Jimmy and Sweetie, and is by far the oldest of the three. Although seemingly too old to be a prostitute, she is kept around for her experience and good rates.

Interactions with the player characterEdit

Interactions overviewEdit

This character offers sex.

Cost: 75 caps, requires male character

Perk empathy synthesizer
This character is involved in quests.


A Bit of Slap and Tickle: If the Courier is male, she can be hired as a prostitute for 75 caps.

Other interactionsEdit

When asked what she thinks of Jimmy, she comments that he is okay, considering "he is one of those," demonstrating a distaste for Jimmy's homosexuality and suggesting that she is homophobic.[1]


Notable quotesEdit

  • "Best prices around so long as you don't try putting anything someplace it was never intended. How's that sound?"
  • "Old but spry, honey. So long as my back don't give out, I can make a living lying on it. May not be as fresh as Sweetie or Jimmy, but Pretty Sarah keeps me around for a good reason - experience!"
  • "Well, don't just stand there. I ain't getting any younger."


Maude appears only in Fallout: New Vegas.


  1. WestsideMaude.txt - line 19: "I suppose he's okay, for one of {disapproving of his homosexuality} those. I suppose Pretty Sarah's got to cover every sort of customer."
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