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This is a transcript for dialogue with Andy in Vault 101 during Trouble on the Homefront.

Topics[edit | edit source]

GREETING GREETING Neutral 50 Ah, another patient! What's it to be, eh? Appendectomy? Tonsillectomy? 1
Neutral 50 Hysterectomy? 2
GREETING Neutral 50 Back again, hmm? Here to watch the master work? 3
GREETING Neutral 50 What is it now? Sir. {exasperated} 4
GREETING Neutral 50 What is it now? Ma'am. {exasperated} 5
TLMS16Andy1 Andy, what happened? All this blood... Neutral 50 Ah, yes. A rather unfortunate incident. In all the commotion, Miss Beatrice suffered from a rather bad sprain in her left toe. The big one. 6
Neutral 50 Obviously, I had no choice but to amputate. The leg. I'm sorry to say the operation was not a success. 7
TLMS16Andy2 Wait... they made you the doctor? Neutral 50 But of course! With your father's departure from the vault, and Jonas's untimely demise, the Overseer had to take swift action! 8
Neutral 50 And so he named me the new vault medical practitioner! A marvelous decision, if I do say so myself! I am fully equipped, after all. 9
TLMS16Andy3 If you're the new doctor, can you heal me? Neutral 50 Um, actually... no. I'm afraid I've been... What's the human term? Ah yes. "Fired." 10
Neutral 50 I've been reassigned to cleaning detail. My first duty is, somewhat ironically, cleaning the clinic! Ah, but surgery was fun while it lasted... 11
TLMS16Andy4 So what's your take on this whole situation? Neutral 50 Ah, human problems for human hearts. I don't trouble myself with such petty affairs. My work is my life! And as you can see, I've been quite busy... 12

Conversation[edit | edit source]

GOODBYE I have to go now. Neutral 50 Of course, of course! Don't let me keep you! 13
HELLO HELLO Neutral 50 How may I serve you, master? {sarcastically obsequious} 14
HELLO Neutral 50 How may I serve you, mistress? {sarcastically obsequious} 15

Combat[edit | edit source]

AcceptYield AcceptYield Neutral 50 Cheerio. Water under the bridge. 16
Assault Assault Neutral 50 Not very sporting of you. 17
Assault Neutral 50 That's hardly Marquess of Queensberry rules, now is it? 18
Assault Neutral 50 You'll pay for that, you cheeky bastard! 19
Attack Attack Neutral 50 *Sigh.* Why must you humans always resort to violence? 20
Attack Neutral 50 Do stand still! 21
Attack Neutral 50 And who gets to clean up all this blood? Me, that's who... 22
Attack Neutral 50 Oohh. Yesss... Let's all beat up on the robot... {Sarcastic and annoyed} 23
Attack Neutral 50 By God, if I had hands I would strangle the life out of you! { } 24
Attack Neutral 50 Have at thee! { } 25
Attack Neutral 50 For Queen and country! { } 26
Attack Neutral 50 You have insulted my honor, and for that, you must die! { } 27
Death Death Neutral 50 Oh, I say. 28
Death Neutral 50 It's all going dark... 29
Death Neutral 50 So that's it then? 30
Murder Murder Neutral 50 Dear me, how unsporting of you. 31
Murder Neutral 50 *Gasp!* Murder! 32
Murder Disgust 50 I suppose I'm going to have to do something about that. {heavy sigh at the beginning of the sentence} 33
Pickpocket Pickpocket Disgust 50 The class of people I'm forced to associate with these days just keeps falling. 34
Steal Steal Disgust 50 The class of people I'm forced to associate with these days just keeps falling. 35
Steal Disgust 50 Did you really need that? 36
Steal Disgust 50 Why do I get all the hoodlums? 37

Detection[edit | edit source]

AlertIdle AlertIdle Happy 50 It's just little old me. Nothing to be afraid of. {loudly and fake cheerfully} 38
AlertIdle Disgust 50 Someone dirty and disreputable, I shouldn't wonder. {under his breath} 39
AlertIdle Happy 50 Here kitty-kitty-kitty! {pretending to call a cat} 40
AlertIdle Disgust 50 As if I'd know what to do if I found something. {under his breath} 41
AlertIdle Disgust 50 Why not let the robot deal with it? {under his breath} 42
AlertIdle Disgust 50 I'm going to look over here now. {loudly, hoping that whoever is there will go away} 43
AlertToCombat AlertToCombat Disgust 50 Didn't you hear me coming? Now I have to fight you. Bloody fantastic. {sarcastically} 44
AlertToCombat Disgust 50 Here we go again. {wearily} 45
AlertToCombat Disgust 50 Oh good. I found you. {sarcastically} 46
AlertToCombat Disgust 50 You must be bloody stupid if you can't hide from me. {sarcastically} 47
AlertToNormal AlertToNormal Disgust 50 Back to the usual daily tedium. 48
AlertToNormal Disgust 50 Thought as much. Nothing there after all. 49
AlertToNormal Disgust 50 Beastly nuisance. Glad that's done with. 50
CombatToLost CombatToLost Disgust 50 Just what I was hoping for. Trundling around looking for something that wants to blow me to flinders. 51
CombatToLost Disgust 50 Must we play hide and seek now? 52
CombatToLost Disgust 50 Ready or not, here I come! {sarcastically hoping not to have to find anybody} 53
CombatToLost Disgust 50 That's a good start. Now just keep running and we'll call it even. 54
CombatToNormal CombatToNormal Disgust 50 A little peace and quiet, at last. {sarcastically hoping not to have to find anybody} 55
CombatToNormal Disgust 50 Well, that's it then. 56
CombatToNormal Disgust 50 That's enough excitement for one day. 57

Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]

ObserveCombat ObserveCombat Neutral 50 This should be interesting. 58
ObserveCombat Disgust 50 Barbarians. {with a superior sniff} 59
ObserveCombat Disgust 50 So much violence in the world these days. {with a superior sniff} 60
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