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M01C_Roboticist_Start_Scene
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Welcome to the RobCo Research Center, where we do things little children definitely don't need to know about! I, the eminent Dr. Clara Song, PhD, will be your guide.
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| 2
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Dr. Song? You mean the award-winning researcher? The author of The Robotics of Then and Now? She's our tour guide?
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| 3
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That's right! And since you Scouts are such trustworthy young citizens, I can show you all kinds of interesting things the public doesn't know about.
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Sinister. She's trying to get her boss fired here by showing the Scouts things they shouldn't see.
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| 4
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Now off we go! Meet me at the first tour stop and maybe try to learn something for once.
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| 5
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M01C_Roboticist_ManagementOffices_Scene
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Alright, kids, now we get to learn about another harsh reality of the working world. When all you children grow up big and strong, you get to have a boss!
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| 6
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Bosses are smarter, better-paid individuals who tell you how to do your job. Even when they've never done it themselves.
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Smarter is in airquotes
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| 7
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And you have to do what they say. Even when it's something that doesn't make sense, like showing off your secret research lab to cute little Pioneer Scouts.
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| 8
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But when you pay the bills, you make the rules. That's the lesson.
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| 9
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Alright, this concludes our tour! I'm so glad I got to show you all this secret technology we have!
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| 10
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Make sure you, your parents, and any next of kin sign the nondisclosure agreements we distribute on the way out.
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| 11
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Have a great day! And remember: loose lips sink ships!
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| 12
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M01C_Roboticist_RoboticsAssembly_Scene
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Look, this is exciting! Here's where we build the robots that we design!
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| 13
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We build all our robots with interchangeable parts. That means we can switch out all kinds of things on them to give them different roles.
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| 14
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That's why your household Mr. Handy can flip your pancakes, while the Army's can fire laser beams and machine guns. And flamethrowers and rockets.
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| 15
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Just imagine all the cool things your robot could do for you if you could pay as much as the military!
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| 16
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M01C_Roboticist_EyebotStatue_Scene
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Look at this, children! It's an Eyebot! Here's a robot we actually did invent!
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Emphasis on "did"
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| 17
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These little guys broadcast propaganda. Have you heard propaganda before? I bet you have, even if you didn't know it!
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| 18
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Propaganda teaches us about how very evil certain ideas are. Never mind if you've heard about a few and they don't seem that bad.
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| 19
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No, all foreign ideologies are baseless and inferior. And don't let anyone tell you different.
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| 20
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M01C_Roboticist_RobobrainAssembly_Scene
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And here we have something highly, highly classified. Do you know what classified means?
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| 21
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It means you should never, ever talk about it. In fact, it means we shouldn't have this posted on a sign in plain sight for all you lovely Pioneer Scouts.
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| 22
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Luckily, you kids aren't old enough to read! Right?
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| 23
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M01C_Roboticist_QualityControl_Scene
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This is our quality control center. As you can see, it's a tiny, smoke-filled room where our quality control specialists examine parts by hand.
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| 24
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Inefficient, you say? Hardly. It's not like you can trust a robot to do this kind of work!
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| 25
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And that's the lesson here, kids. Sometimes the real, tedious work needs a human touch. Even when it doesn't.
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| 26
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M01C_Roboticist_RoboticsResearchLab_Scene
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Here's where we conduct research on robots. I bet this is what all you little roboticists were hoping to see on this tour.
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| 27
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Robots really are amazing. We can program them to do just about anything! But that takes experimentation.
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| 28
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In an experiment, we test an idea - called a hypothesis - to see if it works. This tour is kind of an experiment, too!
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| 29
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We're testing to see if little kids can truly appreciate the wonders of highly classified science.
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| 33
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Can you guess where I stand on this? No? Well I wouldn't expect you to. Moving on.
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| 30
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M01C_Roboticist_TortureRoom_Scene
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Well, kids, I sure didn't expect to have to tell you about this dimly lit basement. But here we are!
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| 31
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I should begin by saying that hurting people is a very bad thing, and you should never do it.
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| 32
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And we certainly never do it, even though it may sound like we're doing it down here.
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Emphasis on we. Muffled sounds of electric shocks in the background.
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| 33
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But sometimes a company needs to take drastic measures to innovate. And keep lucrative government contracts.
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| 34
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And really, what's more important in life than funding your livelihood?
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| 35
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Certainly not a squeamish thing like morals.
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| 36
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M01C_Roboticist_MrHandyStatue_Scene
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Here we have the lobby, reception desk, and everybody's favorite robot: Mr. Handy!
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| 37
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I bet you didn't know that RobCo developed the Mr. Handy. That's because we didn't! General Atomics did!
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| 38
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But we have added some very unique and morally questionable features to this guy over the years. So I guess that's why he's in our lobby now!
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| 39
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M01C_Roboticist_Monorail_Scene
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Here's something kids like: a monorail!
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| 40
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This monorail goes all the way to Watoga, our city of the future. Some of us - who can't afford cars - cram into this baby and ride it to work every single day.
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Laborious emphasis on every. single. day.
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| 41
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Hey, did you know that the word monorail means that it only uses a single rail?
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| 42
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That's right! This train hangs perilously above the ground on a single, very thin rail line!
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It's super cool! As long as you aren't afraid of heights.
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M01C_Roboticist_CoffeeStand_Scene
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Hey, it's the coffee stand! This is where all we hardworking researchers catch a break, get some caffeine, and vent about our long, unpaid overtime hours.
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| 45
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But sometimes you just have to buckle down and work, work, work! Growing up sure sounds fun, doesn't it?
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| 46
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M01C_Roboticist_End_Scene
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Alright, this concludes our tour! I'm so glad I got to show you all this secret technology we have!
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| 47
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Make sure you, your parents, and any next of kin sign the nondisclosure agreements we distribute on the way out.
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| 48
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Have a great day! And remember: loose lips sink ships!
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