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Dear sir and/or madam,
Do you find yourself with an absence of moral fortitude? Is the notion of having a moral quandary alien to you? In your opinion, is a conscience inconceivable? Then you are the sort of person we're looking for at Littlehorn and Associates!
Stop by our offices in the eastern side of the large scrapyard in the wasteland for details.