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|Opening message||Dweller response||Character response|
|...and it looks as if we have one more contestant walking in.
Welcome to the 16th Miss Wasteland competition, sponsored by Vault-Tec!
|I always wear this when roaming the Wasteland.||Okay then! Just go through the door to begin.|
|This isn't a swimsuit, it's, uh... Camouflage!||Of course it is! Just go through the door to begin.|
|When this is over, I'm going to kill you.||Take a number! Until then, proceed through the door.|
|Welcome to the Quiz portion of the show!
We'll ask you a few questions to ensure you possess higher brain functions.
|Was that the first question?||No, it wasn't. Just go through there.|
|Can I phone a friend?||Yeah, that's not a thing. Just go through the door.|
|Arf!||Aww, who's a good b... I mean, go through the door to begin.|
|Welcome to the first question, sponsored by Vault-Tec.
Vault-Tec, for all your Vault needs! Here is the question:
|Uh... It was... Um... Vault-Tec?||That took way too much time, but correct! Proceed to the next room.|
|Nuka-Cola. Final answer.||I'm so sorry, but that's incorrect. I'm sure you'll get the next one...|
|Can you repeat the question?||I'm sorry, there's no time. Please proceed to the next room!|
|I'm going to use my wildcard on this one.||There's no wildcard. Please proceed to the next room for a new question.|
|Okay, it seems that first question was a bit tough, even if we practically gave you the answer...
We'll go for an easier one this time around.
|Makes my grandma feel warm and tingly, so I'm gonna say “good.”||Let me guess, your grandma is a Ghoul, right? (sigh) Proceed to the next room...|
|Can it be both?||That's not how this works. Just... go on through that door.|
|Uh...Vault-Tec?||Ugh, I can't even... Just go through the door.|
|All right, well, it seems answering questions isn't your forte...
No worries, we'll just go straight to the Shooting competition.
|Vault-Tec! The answer is Vault-Tec!||Riiight... Just go through there, and everything will be fine.|
|That was... something. And now, it's time to crown the winner!
The fact you're the only one to survive the Shooting competition might help.
|Well, the better candidate won. Can I keep the dog?||Sure, as long as you promise never to enter a pageant again.|