Mayor Thomas H. Molly
I'm serious. This is for real. You remember that day all the chef-bots in the city were destroying all the food? That was ME! The last mayor was about to issue an executive order to vacate the city.
Why won't you believe me? Surely she wrote something down, a draft of the law perhaps? A journal or something?
This whole random mayors thing is really stupid. Did no one run any experiments or simulations on how terrible that idea was?
I'll be at the place on Monday. Just be there.
Scott W. Turner