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| AndaleJackSmithGreeting1
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Virginia? Virginia's been gone for 200 years.
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Happy 50
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Not here. Not in Andale, no sir. The great Commonwealth of Virginia is alive and well. In fact, we just voted ourselves a new governor! {Far too cheery. Suburban.}
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| Virginia? Virginia's been gone for 200 years.
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Happy 50
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Not here. Not in Andale, no ma'am. The great Commonwealth of Virginia is alive and well. In fact, we just voted ourselves a new governor! {Far too cheery. Suburban.}
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| You voted for governor? How does that work?
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Happy 50
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The adults walked right on down to the polling location and dropped ballots into the box. How do you think it works? {Far too cheery. Suburban.}
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| Happy 50
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Yessir, it's every American's civic duty to cast his vote for his favorite Republican candidate. Am I right? {Far too cheery. Suburban.}
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| So who did you vote for?
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Happy 50
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Now, now, my vote is my business and no one else's. But I'll tell you one thing: we didn't vote for any beatnik liberal commies, that's for sure.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreeting2
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Well, it's good to meet you, Jack.
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Happy 50
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And it's good to meet you too! Feel free to stay in Andale as long as you'd like. Heck, stop by the house for dinner sometime if you'd like. {Way too happy for his own good.}
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| Neutral 50
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Just let Linda know beforehand, so that she can make enough for four!
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| AndaleJackSmithGreeting2a
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Thanks, Jack. Maybe I'll do that.
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Neutral 50
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I hope to see you there! So, did you need anything else?
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| AndaleJackSmithGreeting2b
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Yeah... maybe not. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
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Neutral 50
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Suit yourself, but you don't know what you're missing.
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| Happy 50
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Linda's meatloaf is the best in the county. And her mince meat pie has won first prize at the town fair three years running.
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| Neutral 50
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But the invitation still stands, if you ever change your mind. But listen to me go on, did you need something else?
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| AndaleJackSmithGreeting3
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Yeah... you're a little too chipper for my tastes. I'm out of here.
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Neutral 50
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Well, that's a shame. But feel free to stop by and see us anytime!
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement1
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I really don't know what you're talking about, Jack...
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Anger 50
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Look, stranger, I'm not angry I just want you to tell me the truth. If you can't do that, then I think you'd best head on out of town.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2
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Yes, and I saw what you're hiding in there, you sick bastard!
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Anger 50
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I'm disappointed in you stranger so quick to judge us. Did you ever stop to think that I have a family to support here?
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| Neutral 50
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"Judge not, lest ye be judged" as the good book says. Honestly, how many people have you killed?
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| Neutral 50
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The only difference between us is that that I'm bringing home the bacon for my family.
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| Yes, and I saw what you're hiding down there, you sick bastard!
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Anger 50
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I'm disappointed in you stranger so quick to judge us. Did you ever stop to think that I have a family to support here?
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| Neutral 50
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"Judge not, lest ye be judged" as the good book says. Honestly, how many people have you killed?
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| Neutral 50
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The only difference between us is that that I'm bringing home the bacon for my family.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2a
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Bring home the bacon? Those are people, not bacon! What the fuck?
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Disgust 75
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Hey! I'll have none of that language in this house!
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2a1
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I can't believe I'm being called a potty mouth by a cannibal...
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Anger 50
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Okay, that's it. I warned you. Now I'm going to sock your jaw, mister.
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| I can't believe I'm being called a potty mouth by a cannibal...
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Anger 50
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Okay, that's it. I warned you. Normally, I wouldn't hit a lady, but you're over the line, missy.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2a2
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Seriously, you're talking about eating people, here. What's wrong with you?
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Neutral 50
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I don't think I like your tone. There's nothing wrong with me, we've lived this way for decades
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| Neutral 50
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After the war, four families survived. They continued on just like we have. But when their shelters ran out of food, they need to eat something.
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| Neutral 50
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Family is everything, my friend. I wouldn't expect a wasteland wanderer like you to understand.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b
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Wait... are you saying you eat those people?
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Neutral 50
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I don't think I like your tone. There's nothing wrong with me, we've lived this way for decades
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| Neutral 50
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After the war, four families survived. They continued on just like we have. But when their shelters ran out of food, they need to eat something.
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| Sad 50
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Family is everything, my friend. I wouldn't expect a wasteland wanderer like you to understand.
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| Neutral 50
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Now, let's just forget that this happened and we'll have no problem, right?
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b1
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Sure, Jack. No problem at all. I saw nothing.
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Happy 50
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Well, that's good to hear, friend! Very good to hear, indeed.
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| Neutral 50
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You wouldn't believe how judgmental some people can be. Honestly. All I'm trying to do is keep my family happy and fed.
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| Neutral 50
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Tell you what, talk to Linda. She'll give you some of her special meat pie. It's to die for! Ha! Hahaha... but not you. You're good people.
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| Sure, Jack. No problem at all. I saw nothing.
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Happy 50
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Well, that's good to hear, friend! Very good to hear, indeed.
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| Neutral 50
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You wouldn't believe how judgmental some people can be. Honestly. All I'm trying to do is keep my family happy and fed.
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| Neutral 50
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Tell you what, talk to Linda. She'll give you some of her special meat pie. It's to die for! Ha! Hahaha... but not you. You're good people.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2b2
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No, Jack. You have to die. You and your sick little town.
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Anger 50
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Well, I guess we know where our next meal is coming from then, don't we?
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c
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Huh. Well, everyone's got to survive in their own way, I guess.
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Happy 50
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You see, now that's nice to hear. Every time someone discovers our little secret, it's always "oh, you're terrible people", or "how can you do this?"
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| Neutral 50
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I mean, I've got a family to take care of here. I've lived in Andale my whole life. And my father before me, and his father, and his father's father.
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| Neutral 50
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This town started out with just four families, and that's the way we've stayed. Small town and proud, eh?
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c1
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That's the way to be, together to the end.
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Neutral 50
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Indeed. To each their own, personal choice, it's the American way!
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| Happy 50
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I tell you what, stranger. I like you. Stop by here anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies.
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| Neutral 50
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There's nothing better after a hard day of work than one of those pies, I tell you what!
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement2c2
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Well, whatever works you you.
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Neutral 50
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Indeed. To each their own, personal choice, it's the American way!
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| Happy 50
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I tell you what, stranger. I like you. Stop by here anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies.
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| Neutral 50
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There's nothing better after a hard day of work than one of those pies, I tell you what!
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement3
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I would have grabbed myself a snack while I was in there, but that'd be rude.
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Surprise 50
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You're right, it sure would have. You know, you're a breath of fresh air. Every time someone discovers our little secret, we have to hear about it.
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| Happy 50
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It's always "oh, how can you do this", or "you're such terrible people", or "please, not me, I have a kid in Rivet City". Well, I have kids too!
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| Neutral 50
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Family first, that's the way it works in Andale from the day that the first four families decided to stay here.
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| Neutral 50
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You're not bad, stranger. Stop on by anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies.
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| I almost grabbed a snack while I was there, but that would have been rude.
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Surprise 50
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You're right, it sure would have. You know, you're a breath of fresh air. Every time someone discovers our little secret, we have to hear about it.
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| Happy 50
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It's always "oh, how can you do this", or "you're such terrible people", or "please, not me, I have a kid in Rivet City". Well, I have kids too!
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| Neutral 50
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Family first, that's the way it works in Andale from the day that the first four families decided to stay here.
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| Neutral 50
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You're not bad, stranger. Stop on by anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies.
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| I would have grabbed myself a snack while I was in there, but that'd be rude.
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Surprise 50
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You're right, it sure would have. You know, you're a breath of fresh air. Every time someone discovers our little secret, we have to hear about it.
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| Happy 50
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It's always "oh, how can you do this", or "you're such terrible people", or "please, not me, I have a kid in Rivet City". Well, I have kids too!
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| Neutral 50
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Family first, that's the way it works in Andale from the day that the first four families decided to stay here.
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| Neutral 50
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You're not bad, stranger. Stop on by anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies.
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| I almost grabbed a snack while I was there, but that would have been rude.
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Surprise 50
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You're right, it sure would have. You know, you're a breath of fresh air. Every time someone discovers our little secret, we have to hear about it.
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| Happy 50
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It's always "oh, how can you do this", or "you're such terrible people", or "please, not me, I have a kid in Rivet City". Well, I have kids too!
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| Neutral 50
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Family first, that's the way it works in Andale from the day that the first four families decided to stay here.
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| Neutral 50
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You're not bad, stranger. Stop on by anytime and ask Linda for one of her special meat pies.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4
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Yes. I was in the shed.
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Neutral 50
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And did you see anything... unexpected there?
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| Yes, I was in the basement.
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Neutral 50
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And did you see anything... unexpected there?
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a
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You know, now that you mention it, there were a bunch of bodies in there.
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Neutral 50
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And do you have any thoughts on that?
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| You know, now that you mention it, there were a bunch of bodies down there.
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Neutral 50
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And do you have any thoughts on that?
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a1
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No, not really. Everyone does what they have to.
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Surprise 50
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Well, that's good to hear, friend! Very good to hear, indeed.
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| Happy 50
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You wouldn't believe how judgmental some people can be. Honestly. All I'm trying to do is keep my family happy and fed.
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| Neutral 50
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Tell you what, talk to Linda. She'll give you some of her special meat pie. It's to die for! Ha! Hahaha... but not you. You're good people.
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| No, not really. Everyone does what they have to.
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Surprise 50
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Well, that's good to hear, friend! Very good to hear, indeed.
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| Happy 50
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You wouldn't believe how judgmental some people can be. Honestly. All I'm trying to do is keep my family happy and fed.
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| Neutral 50
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Tell you what, talk to Linda. She'll give you some of her special meat pie. It's to die for! Ha! Hahaha... but not you. You're good people.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a2
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I think that you're a bunch of sick fucks and I'm getting out of here.
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Neutral 50
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I'm disappointed, friend. But that's your prerogative.
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| Neutral 50
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If you don't want to enjoy our town, we certainly don't want you here.
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| Neutral 50
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I'm sorry that you didn't enjoy your stay... but, a man does need to feed his family. Nothing personal.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4a3
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Yes. You're going to die for what you've done, Jack.
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Neutral 50
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Too bad, stranger. I guess you'll just have to be our new meal!
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4c
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Yes, I did. And you're going to die for it.
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Neutral 50
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Well that's a bit presumptuous, don't you think? To kill a man just for providing for his family? Everyone has to eat.
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4c1
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Nah. It's not presumptuous at all. You have to go.
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Neutral 50
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Well then. I guess we can always stand to have some leftovers, can't we?
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| AndaleJackSmithGreetingBasement4c2
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Actually, I'll just leave you alone.
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Neutral 50
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Unfortunately, that's not an option. You see, you leave here and start warning people about the "crazies" in Andale.
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| Neutral 50
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And then food get a lot more scarce, doesn't it?
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| Neutral 50
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No, no, friend. I'm afraid that we can't let you leave. Get the ketchup, Linda!
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| AndaleOldManHarrisTopic
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What's wrong with that Harris guy?
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Neutral 50
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Oh, Old Man Harris? Don't mind him. He's gone, you know... a little soft in his later years. Ever since Gladys died, he just hasn't been the same.
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| AndaleOldManHarrisTopicJack1
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He said you were all crazy killers.
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Neutral 50
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Did he, now? I've talked to him before about spreading rumors. I guess I'll just have to have another little chat with him.
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| Neutral 50
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Every time he does this, he scares our new friends off, and we love people! It's a shame when they slip out of our grubby little paws! Ha!
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| AndaleOldManHarrisTopicJack2
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Well, okay then. Nothing to worry about.
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Neutral 50
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Poor guy, it's so sad when senility sets in.
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| AndaleSuspicousRelations
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The families around here seem... umm... closer than most.
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Neutral 50
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Oh, we are. Absolutely. Family first, here in Andale.
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| The families around here seem very close.
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Neutral 50
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Oh, we are. Absolutely. Family first, here in Andale.
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| AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1
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No, I mean, really close.
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Neutral 50
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Oh, someone spilled our beans, didn't they? Well, Andale has been four families and only four families for a very long time.
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| Neutral 50
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Two families marry into one another, take a new name, and start a new life. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
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| AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1a
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Doesn't that make you all cousins?
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Neutral 50
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I can't say that I know what you're talking about, but I sure as heck don't like your tone. You've got no business coming in here and judging us.
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| Neutral 50
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We're four hard working American families. I work hard to put food on the table for my family, so do all the men here.
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| Neutral 50
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It's not easy living the American dream but dammit, we're doing the best we can.
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| AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack1b
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Well... okay... whatever works for you.
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Anger 50
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Now, I know what you're thinking, and don't bother. We're perfectly happy good Christian people here, and we've been that way for 200 years.
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| Neutral 50
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All the men work hard to put food on the table and all the women work hard to make nice homes for us. That's the way it should be.
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| Neutral 50
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This is America, and I'll be damned if I let some Chinese Commies ruin that with a few bombs!
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| AndaleSuspicousRelationsJack2
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I guess it's none of my business.
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Neutral 50
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Well, you know what they say about curiosity, cats, and killing. Just be careful where you stick your nose. We're private people.
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AndaleTownTopic
Tell me about Andale.
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Tell me about this place.
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Neutral 50
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Andale: greatest place there is. We win town of the year every year, we've got no end of food, and no troubles at all.
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| Neutral 50
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Yep, there's no better place to raise a family.
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| AndaleTownTopicOldManHarris
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Old Man Harris doesn't seen very happy.
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Neutral 50
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Yeah, well, he's hit it rough. Ever since his wife died, he just hasn't been enthusiastic about the Andale lifestyle anymore.
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| Neutral 50
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He stays locked up in his house all day and the girls bring him his meals. He barely eats enough to stay alive. Poor guy, he's all skin and bones.
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| AndaleWhatDoYouDo
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What do you do around here?
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Happy 50
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I work to feed my family, just like every red-blooded American man should.
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| Neutral 50
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Why, a man that can't keep his family fed isn't any kind of man at all, no sir!
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| AndalejackSmithGreeting1a
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Well, okay then.
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Neutral 50
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Yessir, democracy is God's best gift, right after family, of course.
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| AndalejackSmithGreeting1b
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Ah, I get it! You're crazy.
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Happy 50
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No, sir. Not crazy, just a loyal American. {Very satisfied with himself.}
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| Ah, I get it! You're crazy.
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Happy 50
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No, ma'am. Not crazy, just a loyal American. {Very satisfied with himself.}
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| GREETING
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Hey there, stranger. I've got something that I want to talk to you about.
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| Neutral 50
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I couldn't help but notice that you were poking around in Bill's shed.
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| Neutral 50
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So, did you find what you were looking for in there?
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Hey there, stranger. I've got something that I want to talk to you about.
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| Neutral 50
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I couldn't help but notice that you're poking around in my basement.
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| Neutral 50
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So, be honest now, You wouldn't know anything about that would you?
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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Hello there, fellah! Good to meet you! Name's Smith, Jack Smith. Welcome to Andale, the best little town in Virginia!
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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Hello there, young lady! Good to meet you! Name's Smith, Jack Smith. Welcome to Andale, the best little town in Virginia!
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Hello there, stranger! Good to meet you! Name's Jack Smith. I hear you've already met my wife. Sweet lady, isn't she?
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| Neutral 50
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But anyway, welcome to Andale, the best little town in Virginia!
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Hey there, good to see you again!
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Afternoon, friend!
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Look at this weather, can you believe it?
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| SpeechChallengeFailure
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SpeechChallengeFailure
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Neutral 50
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I'm afraid that it just doesn't work that way.
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| Anger 50
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I guess we know where the next meal is coming from!
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